90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Red Bridey]

Mom Brandan looks nice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Brandan. Mary will never be happy. She is constitutionally unable to experience anything remotely resembling happiness. The best you can expect from her is maybe slightly less cranky than usual. 

Just WAIT until that baby is born. Mary will be stressed. She will be tired. She'll cry a lot. Brandan will never be able to do enough to help her. Poor little innocent, born into the House of Misery. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good another doomed couple 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s Wayne, my boy. 

[OneGuy]

"I'm the man that she deserves."  - likely an accurate assessment.

[MagicEyes]

It’s just so shocking that Holly doesn’t like sitting at home alone in the dark! 

[Gobi]

"I have to work long hours, harvesting refrigerators."

[Auntie Anxiety]

The marriage was doomed from the start, Wayne. Move on.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Hello, everyone! Been patiently knitting, waiting for this moment!

How is it coming??

[Gobi]

All is not excellent in Wayne's world.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well I can see where Wayne got his good looks from.

[Pepper Mostly]

Another 20 years and Wayne will look just like his daddy. 

[Suzywriter]

Hey, Father Wayne calls Wayne "My boy" like Ron did. Maybe that's the "Hey, Buddy" of South Africa.

Edited for name mangling

Edited November 21, 2023 by Suzywriter

[MagicEyes]

I would very much like to never hear anything more about Kenny’s sperm, TYVM. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh heavens, will Kenny and Armando be engaging in an act of onanism? I'm just not completely clear on what they'll be doing. My stars. 

[Red Bridey]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

How is it coming??

I just did one row cabling knit stitches for the first time and it was easier than I had anticipated! So I am feeling chuffed!

[Doublemint]

I saw something today that a young Mom said her little boy thought if you were bad Santa put something from Kohl's in your stocking.   (just saw Kohl's commercial).

[MagicEyes]

Cables are fun! 💖

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

How is it coming??

Ask Kenny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh heavens, will Kenny and Armando be engaging in an act of onanism? I'm just not completely clear on what they'll be doing. My stars. 

Kenny will want to draw a diagram for the audience, just to make sure they know the mechanics of the act.

Edited November 21, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Another 20 years and Wayne will look just like his daddy. 

If he's still married to Holly, it will be half that.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well I can see where Wayne got his good looks from.

And his love of the juice.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh heavens, will Kenny and Armando be engaging in an act of onanism? I'm just not completely clear on what they'll be doing. My stars. 

Kenny is cracking himself up about it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Ask Kenny.

DEAD

OK, what's everyone doing for Thanksgiving? 

[MagicEyes]

I need pie. What kind of pie should I make?

[Doublemint]

Where's Kimberly with the cow dung?  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I need pie. What kind of pie should I make?

Lemon meringue is my favorite pie, but its a bear to make. How about cherry? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I need pie. What kind of pie should I make?

Key lime.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Where's Kimberly with the cow dung?  

She's out harvesting it now. 

[Shelbie]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I need pie. What kind of pie should I make?

Pecan. Not too sweet.

[Zombness]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I need pie. What kind of pie should I make?

Chocolate pie!!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I need pie. What kind of pie should I make?

Coconut custard.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She's out harvesting it now. 

Along with the cow urine.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I need pie. What kind of pie should I make?

Apple! Don’t forget to add the cow pee

[Red Bridey]

Haven't Pedro and f'in Chantel been divorced already? Why does she care what he's up to? Why does she think WE care what he's up to?

[kacesq]

CHantel looks like a Kardashian clone.

I absolutely do not care about Kenny and Armando having a kid. I’m so tired of them, go live your lives. Off my screen.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Pecan. Not too sweet.

Yes - especially for Thanksgiving.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Haven't Pedro and f'in Chantel been divorced already? Why does she care what he's up to? Why does she think WE care what he's up to?

A mystery for the ages. See also: Sister Wives. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Apple! Don’t forget to add the cow pee

This pie will be cow-pee-free!

[Red Bridey]

Pecan. Definitely.

[sainte-chapelle]

I…don’t need to see this

[Gobi]

🎶Beat it! Beat it!🎵

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Sharp presents us with the sound track, I’m out.

[Red Bridey]

Why don't they beat off together? They are a committed couple, right?

[kacesq]

Kenny adores himself, he’ll never love anyone as much as he loves himself. 
 

I otoh do not adore Kenny,

[Gobi]

Unfortunately, we'll have that memory, too.

[Pepper Mostly]

Armando: Being in the room feels a little awkward.

Pepper Mostly: Well, I'm sure having the film crew there with you didn't help matters any.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If Sharp presents us with the sound track, I’m out.

Don't give them any ideas - shush!

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Red Bridey said:

That's a great price! I hate shopping, but I liked the model I worked with yesterday, Artisan? I think. Big metal bowl with a handle. Will have to do some research now. Thanks!

I have the Kitchen Aid Artisan stand mixer and gave them to both my daughters when they got married, but I have always coveted the model where the bowl lifts up to the beaters. BTW, Kitchen Aid’s website is having a great sale, too 

[OneGuy]

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