90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

There should be some dynamite bargains on KitchenAids this week, so many online and brick-and-mortar stores are having big sales this week.   

Yes. Definitely need to comparison shop.

Speaking of sales, Lands End is having a great sale today. I love their outerwear. Check it out.

Edited November 20, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[MagicEyes]

I was younger than Devin when I got married. 🙀

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s her personality disorder. 

Not to be confused with having an illness.

[goofygirl]

Here we go again... Poor old IGOR.  Can't WAIT to see how his parents react when she starts talking about being a trans woman, a prostitute, a whatever else hideous thing she's had to do.

Cute dress.  She's willing to compromise! WHUT?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

The hanboks are so pretty.

Years ago, when I was working at the Kennedy School, I was sitting in the park after graduation and all the students and their families were wandering about. Everyone was dressed up and looking lovely, and then I saw two Korean women in colorful silk hanboks walking across the park. It was such a lovely sight, they looked like they were floating across the grass. I've loved them ever since. They look ethereal and so feminine. 

[Gobi]

Nikki's jaw is uneven.

[Suzywriter]

Nikki's body is tragic. Skinny, malnourished spliced with incongruous, random silicone.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Igor’s family is in for a real treat. How long will it take before Nikki complains about Igor’s libido to his parents?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

Nikki's jaw is uneven.

Time for another plastic surgery!

[Gobi]

"So, Justin's parents, did you ever teach him about oral sex? Because he really needs work in that area."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nikki, get a blowup doll. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Time for another plastic surgery!

Or carpentry and spackle.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Nikki's jaw is uneven.

Her whole face looks lopsided…like one side was exposed to heat and melted…like a lighter to a Barbie’s face.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yes. Definitely need to comparison shop.

Speaking of sales, Lands End is having a great sale today. I love their outerwear. Check it out.

Lands End has lots of great sales this time of year! I got my husband some really nice quarter zips last year. They're on Rakuten too. It's worth the effort to check and see if they're offering double points, they do it often at holiday time. 

 

[Shelbie]

Igor needs to find someone else and Nikki needs to go home.

[GrammyPammy]

I think Devin and Nick are adorable! You can tell they are really in love, this one might work out!

[For Cereals]

Why can’t Rob color in the rest of his mustache?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her whole face looks lopsided…like one side was exposed to heat and melted…like a lighter to a Barbie’s face.

I liken it to a stick of butter that has been left out on the kitchen counter and then you grab it and squeeze it by mistake.

[Pepper Mostly]

Since when has Nikki ever touched Igor in a "non sexual" way? She is perpetually gasping for it. That coupled with her constant nagging? Boner killer for sure. 

[goofygirl]

Jeebus, Nikki. Girl, you gotta stawp.  Seriously.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Since when has Nikki ever touched Igor in a "non sexual" way? She is perpetually gasping for it. That coupled with her constant nagging? Boner killer for sure. 

Talk about On Demand.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Talk about On Demand.

DEAD

[GrammyPammy]

Starting to think Nikki and Igor are dead in the water

[Red Bridey]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Since when has Nikki ever touched Igor in a "non sexual" way? She is perpetually gasping for it. That coupled with her constant nagging? Boner killer for sure. 

He's probably terrified those talons will pierce his internal organs. That would be MY fear.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Igor’s family is in for a real treat. How long will it take before Nikki complains about Igor’s libido to his parents?

Wait till she tells them about her wild madcap adventures as a sex worker! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am wearing a pair of fingerless gloves because I’m elderly and my hands get cold.

[TMI]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

Starting to think Nikki and Igor are dead in the water

At least dead in the bed..according to Nickki

 

[Shelbie]

I don’t think Nikki is capable of talking about anything other than sex.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am wearing a pair of fingerless gloves because I’m elderly and my hands get cold.

I'm thinking of marketing some palmless gloves and see how that goes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley, buy a clue. Manuel couldn’t give a shit about the relationship.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am wearing a pair of fingerless gloves because I’m elderly and my hands get cold.

I saw some at the church craft fair yesterday and was mightily tempted. Houseguest and I went to two church fairs and three thrift shops yesterday. And had lunch at the place where my son chefs. Good times. 

[MagicEyes]

I knitted some fingerless gloves, and they are very nice.

[sainte-chapelle]

Are these two ever not fighting ? Why are they together ?

[Pepper Mostly]

Manuel, take off your hat at the table! Did your mama raise an oaf? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Manuel loves when Ashley nags him. What a turn on.

[GrammyPammy]

Manuel is a con artist. Ashley is delusional.

[tvrox]

51 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Therapist thinking: "I wonder what I should have for dinner tonight? I'll have to decide now because I'll need to stop at the grocery store on the way home."

Would be hard to be a therapist and appear interested in every stupid complaint and story from patients. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Manuel, take off your hat at the table! Did your mama raise an oaf? 

Yes. Yes, she did.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am wearing a pair of fingerless gloves because I’m elderly and my hands get cold.

Come on over and sit by me girlfriend.  Y'all should see what I have on because I get cold.  It's a whole LOOK! And it's about 45 degrees here.

I'm part lizard. No actually, I'm just a tiny person with a weirdass thyroid.

[Red Bridey]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley, buy a clue. Manuel couldn’t give a shit about the relationship.

She doesn't see what is Right. In.Front.Of.Her.Eyes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley is colorblind and doesn’t realize the flags flying in front of her face are red.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Manuel is a con artist. Ashley is delusional.

Not a very good one. At least be charming until the wedding.

[GrammyPammy]

Ashley to Manuel: “you need a nap!” Oh, Honey, if it were only that easy…

[Suzywriter]

44 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What kind of job does Clayton have she asks as she surveys the car held together by a rubber band…

I thought he was a software something or other.

[Pepper Mostly]

Coming up: Meet this season's crappy, overinvolved, pushy sister with no filter! 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Not a very good one. At least be charming until the wedding.

As I said last week, not really a con artist. More of a con hobbyist. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Come on over and sit by me girlfriend.  Y'all should see what I have on because I get cold.  It's a whole LOOK! And it's about 45 degrees here.

I'm part lizard. No actually, I'm just a tiny person with a weirdass thyroid.

I spend a good part of my tv viewing/couch sitting time under my electric throw blanket.

[MagicEyes]

This show needs some new script writers. They are relying too heavily on the social media drama this season.

[TMI]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Ashley to Manuel: “you need a nap!” Oh, Honey, if it were only that easy…

Ya....a dirt nap....

 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I spend a good part of my tv viewing/couch sitting time under my electric throw blanket.

ME TOO!!!

[judylo]

@sainte-chapelle Do you know the answer to my Babbel question above?