90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Finally finished changing clocks!   Didn't want to be too early for this   ____ show.

(fill in the blank).

One day and the verdict is already in on turning the clocks back an hour. It sucks.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Did everyone enjoy the most magical night of the year, where Father Time brings an extra hour to all of the good boys and girls?

Too many people were up early this morning! There was too much traffic and too many people at the grocery store.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Hi everyone, what did I miss?

Nikki screaming for sex NOW.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Did everyone enjoy the most magical night of the year, where Father Time brings an extra hour to all of the good boys and girls?

I had an extra hour to stare at the ceiling.

[magemaud]

My daughter had a guinea pig who used to squeal when anyone opened the refrigerator 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

But is mom cooking up beef stew in the closet?

We'll have to see the state of his car. Does he have AC? Does he let mom out of the closet to drive him to work? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cyber security analyst. How scary is that?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We'll have to see the state of his car. Does he have AC? Does he let mom out of the closet to drive him to work? 

Deadee

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those chihuahuas need to lose some weight.

[For Cereals]

Why are the weirdos always from my home state?!

This is reminding me of that episode of XFiles with momma in the trunk

Edited November 6, 2023 by For Cereals

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

My daughter had a guinea pig who used to squeal when anyone opened the refrigerator 

They have very advanced foodar (like radar, but for food).

LMAO at the piggie in the fire truck costume.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Did everyone enjoy the most magical night of the year, where Father Time brings an extra hour to all of the good boys and girls?

I was completely famished by 4 PM. But I don't mind the time change in fall. Spring makes me stabby though. 

[OneGuy]

This isn't a political comment but this guy's (closet mom guy) face reminds me of Ron Desantis for some reason.

[Red Bridey]

Ugh my phone is dying so I need to charge it. Type at you all later.

[Bees52]

I know everyone needs love but, Clayton, come on! Ain't nobody gonna wanna  visit, forget live in there! The pets are too cute, tho! 😍

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anna Lee is going to love having her future MIL living in the closet. Who wouldnt?

[MagicEyes]

She doesn’t sound very enthusiastic. I think that means they’re engaged until someone better comes along.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Crossover with Hoarders?

[MagicEyes]

Nice rug! My dad used to make rugs like that.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

This isn't a political comment but this guy's (closet mom guy) face reminds me of Ron Desantis for some reason.

How's that new weed working out?

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama is a HOARDER, Clayton. Face the music. 

[Eldemarge]

He MUST be able to afford to move into at least 2 bedroom apartment! 

[MagicEyes]

If they’re paying for storage, that’s probably enough to get a bigger apartment.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Storage! Holy fucking hell. Calling Dr. Tanya Hoarding. Stat!

[sainte-chapelle]

Is this a Hoarders crossover? What the fuck

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear sweet jumping Jesus she has a storage unit all hoarded up. Clayton. Front her the money for an apartment, for the love of God. 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

LMAO at the piggie in the fire truck costume.

If I was home I’d dig out my photo of “Rusty” driving the Barbie Ferrari. 

[Gobi]

"I'm starting to worry that Anna Lee will get here and smell the apartment."

[Auntie Anxiety]

No “maybe” about it, Clayton. She’ll definitely be pissed.

[Pepper Mostly]

On an entirely different note, I like Anna Lee's glasses. 

[MagicEyes]

What is the point of having so much stuff that you pay a monthly fee to store but never use?

[For Cereals]

Nope, mom would be getting counseling somewhere living in a facility or her own place.

[Zombness]

Clayton, she is making a mistake and a big one in coming here.

[Bees52]

Emily, chile, ain't no space for you in Clayton's place! There's no room for him,

or his mom.

[Gobi]

Since it's Jasmine, I'm guessing that the cause of her skin problems is crabs.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

This isn't a political comment but this guy's (closet mom guy) face reminds me of Ron Desantis for some reason.

He has a kind of weasel-y look. 

[Eldemarge]

"I don't know what to doooooooo :(  Except clear out some space!"   Do not hire this dude as a cyber analyst since he can't troubleshoot the most BASIC SHIT.

Love, Eldemarge - A CyberSecurity Analyst  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Jasmine doesn’t feel that she needs to show us her the rash on her labia.

[Suzywriter]

Jasmine's hands don't say "36".

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Emily, chile, ain't no space for you in Clayton's place! There's no room for him,

or his mom.

Nope, its just a shrine to her Stuff. 

[MagicEyes]

She’s probably itchy because the water is nasty. Gino doesn’t seem like the kind of person who cares about water quality.

[OneGuy]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

She’s probably itchy because the water is nasty. Gino doesn’t seem like the kind of person who cares about water quality.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Since it's Jasmine, I'm guessing that the cause of her skin problems is crabs.

Why are they sitting around talking about what it could be? Call a dermatologist! Buy some cortisone cream! 

[MagicEyes]

Gino only hoards hats and expired groceries.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Contact dermatitis. Oatmeal baths.

[Zombness]

Why hasn't Jasmine clean that toilet?????

[MagicEyes]

Cetaphil is great for itchy skin.

[magemaud]

When I saw the name spelled “Anali” I thought it was pronounced uh-Nah-lee but it’s Anna Lee? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Gino: I don't live like a slob. 

Pepper Mostly: Dies laughing

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Jasmine doesn’t feel that she needs to show us her the rash on her labia.

Stop giving her ideas!