90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

I promised my dog that I would never dress her up in a onesie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god. Jasmine is going to do that hysterical sobbing, open mouthed weeping thing. 

[judylo]

I really like Jasmine in bangs. But then, I have bangs too!

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

She added him to her plan, but he doesn't want to wait 2 days for shipping.

So go to the frickin’ store! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino, those butt implants that Jasmine got were for YOU! That’s Jasmine’s story and she’s sticking with it.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t get the cell phone secrecy…my husband hears a ping,  he is busy, he asks me to read his message to see if it is important…I do the same …who cares? 

You aren't sleazy.

[sainte-chapelle]

The only thing I am considering is laser surgery. I have a ton of broken capillaries on my nose I hate due to rosecea. I can cover it but it bothers me so would like to get rid of some of them if I can

Edited October 30, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I promised my dog that I would never dress her up in a onesie.

She can’t read.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t get the cell phone secrecy…my husband hears a ping,  he is busy, he asks me to read his message to see if it is important…I do the same …who cares? 

You’re not doing something shady 

[Auntie Anxiety]

These scripts just write themselves. 

[MagicEyes]

There might be some hope for these crazy kids.

[Zombness]

BS Jasmine you are not insecure at all.  

[Eldemarge]

I hate to break it to you, Jasmine, but this dude you're dating isn't the type of man to get a raging erection and tear your clothes off no matter HOW many enhancements you do to yourself!  It just isn't happening.  He is a sexless slug in a permanent hat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine and Gino originally bonded over their hair woes.

[AR Traveler]

Is the secret that Dane paid for her butt in part going to come out at some point?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jasmine and Gino originally bonded over their hair woes.

So romantic!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

I really like Jasmine in bangs. But then, I have bangs too!

I too like the bangs, and have bangs. 

[Gobi]

"Do you know how many hats I could buy with $10K?"

Edited October 30, 2023 by Gobi

[MagicEyes]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Is the secret that Dane paid for her butt in part going to come out at some point?

Maybe that’s fuel for the tell-all. 🙂

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

BS Jasmine you are not insecure at all.  

But she has learned that saying that is an excellent way to manipulate Gino and continue to spend his money like a drunken sailor.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

Is the secret that Dane paid for her butt in part going to come out at some point?

Oh come now. You know the answer to that. 

[magemaud]

Her natural nails look nice, too

[Suzywriter]

Oh, shut up about alopecia! I have it and get mad, random, swirly bald spots. Yesterday I shaved a patch and called it an undercut to make it look more normal, then popped on a hat and went to the Witch Walk downtown.

Jasmine and Jada, shut up.

Edited October 30, 2023 by Suzywriter

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Is the secret that Dane paid for her butt in part going to come out at some point?

Chekhov’s gun.

[TMI]

1.  

[Doublemint]

Well, now that pot is mainstream, we've got the incense commercials.  They should throw in a free bag of chips.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sooo Matthew Perry…wtf?

[Bees52]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jasmine and Gino originally bonded over their hair woes.

Oh, yeah both suffering from hair loss and insist on covering it up. She did a way better job of it than Gino.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good let’s film Glen at the cemetery..for fuck sake

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oooh, will he be doing an airport dance?

[AR Traveler]

I think I'd get real tired of being called "Piggy".

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oooh, will he be doing an airport dance?

Airport karaoke! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Another Devin in Korea?

[AR Traveler]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Another Devin in Korea?

This one smiles.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait..he considered her chubby? Did I hear that right earlier?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Piggy is so happy to see him. Oink, oink.🐷🐖

[Bees52]

That pig plushie is kinda cute but, glad he knows his fiance so well to call her that and to give one as a gift. 🤨

[AR Traveler]

Doesn't Devin remind anyone of what's her name in the caravan from last go around?

[Zombness]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Wait..he considered her chubby? Did I hear that right earlier?

Yes, he said that compared to Korean girls she is chubby because Korean girls are very skinny.

[Shelbie]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Doesn't Devin remind anyone of what's her name in the caravan from last go around?

Dempsey from England.

[Gobi]

He calls her Piggy because he wants to pork her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Doesn't Devin remind anyone of what's her name in the caravan from last go around?

Dempsey. Poor deluded Dempsey.

[Doublemint]

OK - a couple I can root for even if one is a "pig"

[Pepper Mostly]

I think he calls her "chubby" because of her round face. And maybe compared to Korean girls, who he says are "really skinny"? I don't think he finds fault with it at all. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Zombness said:

Yes, he said that compared to Korean girls she is chubby because Korean girls are very skinny.

True…my Korean friends mother called me fatty all the time and when I went over for dinner served me less food because I was a fatty….at the time I was 105 pounds. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley, answer the phone and find out what the callers want.

[magemaud]

I think Devin has lockjaw 

ha ha, I had to come back because John on PT asked Patrick if she was a ventriloquist 

Edited October 30, 2023 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Trying to figure out "who they are"? Why not, you know, ASK THEM? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, magemaud said:

I think Devon has lockjaw 

No, it’s just a Southern accent.

[Zombness]

Ashley answer the call.