90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Doublemint]

Just now, Gobi said:

Or gills and no nose.

Don't give them any ideas!

[magemaud]

Her nose is caving in as it is 

[Pepper Mostly]

Holy shit there's still an hour to go. Send help.

Just now, magemaud said:

Her nose is caving in as it is 

If she hasn't had at least three nose jobs I'll eat my hat. She's perilously close to Michael Jackson territory.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Holy shit there's still an hour to go. Send help.

Sit by me and have some maple syrup whiskey

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Holy shit there's still an hour to go. Send help.

Maybe I should have adopted a Saint Bernard dog with little whiskey keg around his neck for times like this.

[AR Traveler]

Even Shrek's ogre girlfriend Fiona was better looking and more interesting, were I ever to talk to an ogre.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

Her nose is caving in as it is 

One thing I’ve learned from watching many hours of Botched is that kind of nose isn’t a good idea and she probably can’t breathe through it.

[Shelbie]

I would be so bored spending 2 hours on my makeup every day. Wonder how long it takes to take it all off.

[judylo]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Igor, I can get ready in 35 minutes and not stab you with my nails if you wanna cuddle...

He’s cute and all but do you wanna cuddle a Nazi?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe I should have adopted a Saint Bernard dog with little whiskey keg around his neck for times like this.

It’s never too late!

[Doublemint]

Geez, a coordinated Santa.  He's got a suit leaning towards purple in a room painted purple.   Help, I'm analyzing commercials.

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Her nose is caving in as it is 

What do you mean?

 

Edited October 30, 2023 by Eldemarge

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

I would be so bored spending 2 hours on my makeup every day. Wonder how long it takes to take it all off.

I spend five minutes plucking my chin hairs and that’s enough for me.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sit by me and have some maple syrup whiskey

We are now best friends.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is she meeting her sister in the middle of the forest?

[Gobi]

Her witchy powers seem to be failing her.

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Holy shit there's still an hour to go. Send help.

My only excuse for sitting through so many hours of this show is that I don’t have a life.

[sainte-chapelle]

That ain’t coffee Ashley…that is sugar and syrup and cream with a squirt of coffee. 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

I would be so bored spending 2 hours on my makeup every day. Wonder how long it takes to take it all off.

What gets me is, she did all that surgery to fix her face to her exact liking, and then covers all that with make up to fix it even more. Makes no sense.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

That ain’t coffee Ashley…that is sugar and syrup and cream with a squirt of coffee. 

And it costs six bucks! 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is she meeting her sister in the middle of the forest?

It’s a good place to bury a body.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is she meeting her sister in the middle of the forest?

The magic is strong there, and she may need advice from the sylvan nymphs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley is now realizing the kind of person Manny is, one that she has nothing in common with? But the sex is great so that trumps everything else.

[AR Traveler]

"Sex is the bomb but we can't communicate worth a damn"-Ashley

[magemaud]

Just now, Bees52 said:

What gets me is, she did all that surgery to fix her face to her exact liking, and then covers all that with make up to fix it even more. Makes no sense.

And filters photographs like Darcey and Stacey 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

What gets me is, she did all that surgery to fix her face to her exact liking, and then covers all that with make up to fix it even more. Makes no sense.

I have noticed that people who have a lot of facial surgery and botox have awful skin. The texture isn't smooth, it looks rough and uneven. Probably needs a lot of makeup to make it look more even? 

[Red Bridey]

Rushing in, just back after a fun night at ABBA Mania! Will have to watch from the beginning so will duck out again. Oops, I forgot to get my paperwork in so apologies to management!!!

[judylo]

I can’t follow this phone business. Or maybe I just don’t want to!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sister Assley wants to stoke the fire. But that’s what she signed on for, right?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sister Assley wants to stoke the fire. But that’s what she signed on for, right?

That’s what sisters are for! Somebody needs to stir up the drama on this show.

[Eldemarge]

I don't understand this.  He has a phone.  But... not on a phone plan?  That must be it. Or she won't give him the password to the wifi.

Girl, if he's going to be your husband, just add him to your phone plan! Don't be a weirdo!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

We are now best friends.

I’m willing to share

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

I can’t follow this phone business. Or maybe I just don’t want to!

SAME. Its so convoluted and so dull. 

And why is his family calling all the time? Can't Ashley just tell them to try in two days when he has a phone? Sheesh. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley, consult your Ouija board. Manny isn’t here because you’re his soulmate. Get a fucking clue.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That ain’t coffee Ashley…that is sugar and syrup and cream with a squirt of coffee. 

It reminds me of the coffee milk drinks I had as a kid. Warm milk, sugar, a splash of coffee.

[Gobi]

"I didn't blow just the money, to be honest." Jasmine.

Edited October 30, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sister Assley wants to stoke the fire. But that’s what she signed on for, right?

She gets a bonus from Sharp every time she says "red flag" or "doubt"

[MagicEyes]

I’m not convinced Jasmine really had butt implants. Her booty is so not poppin’.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I don't understand this.  He has a phone.  But... not on a phone plan?  That must be it. Or she won't give him the password to the wifi.

Girl, if he's going to be your husband, just add him to your phone plan! Don't be a weirdo!

Maybe she got him a Jitterbug.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I’m not convinced Jasmine really had butt implants. Her booty is so not poppin’.

You might be comparing her butt to Nikki's, which has 10 implants in each cheek.  

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

I can’t follow this phone business. Or maybe I just don’t want to!

He's doing something illegal or stringing along another magical sugar mama.

[sandyskyblue]

24 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I have heard they are delicious. 

My late mother-in-law would make them, she loved them!!  I never tried them!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SAME. Its so convoluted and so dull. 

And why is his family calling all the time? Can't Ashley just tell them to try in two days when he has a phone? Sheesh. 

It must be a plot device because it’s too stupid to be anything else.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I don't understand this.  He has a phone.  But... not on a phone plan?  That must be it. Or she won't give him the password to the wifi.

Girl, if he's going to be your husband, just add him to your phone plan! Don't be a weirdo!

She added him to her plan, but he doesn't want to wait 2 days for shipping.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

He's doing something illegal or stringing along another magical sugar mama.

He's just another Luis. Only he didn't even spend a couple of days trying to hide his sleaze, unlike Luis. He just dove right in to the Shady Pool. 

[Eldemarge]

I'd rather they fight about that stupid sideways hat, to be honest.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I’m not convinced Jasmine really had butt implants. Her booty is so not poppin’.

The surgeon made a mistake and injected her with lumpy mashed potatoes.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t get the cell phone secrecy…my husband hears a ping,  he is busy, he asks me to read his message to see if it is important…I do the same …who cares? 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The surgeon made a mistake and injected her with lumpy mashed potatoes.

That will come in handy when they don’t have any money for Thanksgiving dinner because Gino quit his job.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sandyskyblue said:

My late mother-in-law would make them, she loved them!!  I never tried them!

They just look too unnerving. I have made soup stock with them. That was good.