90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharpie isn’t the sharpest knife in his drawers.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewwww wtf of course you didn’t have an erection it was your job you cretin

[Doublemint]

Just now, Gobi said:

Why is he so out of breath?

He's a couch potato - never darkens the door of the gym.

[Suzywriter]

Sarper is about to have an asthma attack after a fairly moderate dance. Is he not telling the truth about his age? 

[kacesq]

What is this breakdown about?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Why is he so out of breath?

All weight training zero cardio? He was sweating too…eww

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wayne will rue this day.

[kacesq]

Oh eyelashes. Or course. 

[Bees52]

Hi everyone!

Oh... so that's what we're doing today- a striptease for Shek's eyes only,

and all of us viewers.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Left the fake eyelash glue at home? Rookie mistake. I happen to know of someone who might sell eyelashes WITH glue in vending machines.

[sainte-chapelle]

If you don’t want to oversleep set an alarm? Not difficult 

[kacesq]

Why is all this wedding prep so last minute?

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Sarper is about to have an asthma attack after a fairly moderate dance. Is he not telling the truth about his age? 

Maybe he only lasts 12 seconds and has no stamina and that’s why he’s had sex with 2500 women. Nobody comes back for seconds.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh eyelashes. Or course. 

She was going to meet the dealer. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why is all this wedding prep so last minute?

That’s cute.

[Doublemint]

The workers are dressed better than Wayne.   Is he dressed for the wedding?

[kacesq]

Holly is just a miserable person isn’t she?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, kacesq said:

Holly is just a miserable person isn’t she?

She needs a diagnosis and treatment. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holly fancies herself a middle-aged Cinderella. Okay.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

She needs a diagnosis and treatment. 

She needs all of the 12-step groups.

[Suzywriter]

Holly is a wreck. Sister in law is going to be the glue that holds this whole mess together. 

[Gobi]

Her dress is white to symbolize meth.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holly has difficulty reading signs, including the ones that scream This Wedding Is a Mistake, so it was easy to miss the one telling her which way to push the door.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

She needs all of the 12-step groups.

She could use 13 steps. 

She is right about JW weddings. That is the only personal celebration one gets. Even graduations are not celebrated because education is considered not relying on God to provide for you. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

She could use 13 steps. 

She is right about JW weddings. That is the only personal celebration one gets. Even graduations are not celebrated because education is considered not relying on God to provide for you. 

Yes, Jesus' first miracle was the water to wine at the wedding in Canna.  No birthdays in bible except for Herod with the erotic dancing and John the Baptist's head. 

[LEILANI2]

Why is she  washing dishes with  her  barehands? 

[Bees52]

Ahh... its not a proper wedding scene without the pre-nuptial drama, and jitters.

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Ahh... its not a proper Sharp wedding scene without the pre-nuptial drama, and jitters.

FTFY

I’d love some shave ice right at this moment.

[sainte-chapelle]

I wish you did break up Kim. This will be a disaster 

[Gobi]

TJ's brother is a dick.

[LEILANI2]

I can't stand any of these people.  They're all  Amandas.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim’s father looks like he’s five minutes away from a heart attack. Just saying.

[MagicEyes]

If Kimberly only makes it through the first day of wedding ceremonies, is she not really married? Because I give it one day at the most before she starts screaming at everyone and everything.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kim’s father looks like he’s five minutes away from a heart attack. Just saying.

And never more than five miles away from a buffet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stepmother: But there are no moldings! And the round counter rim!! Are yo crazy?

[Bees52]

TJ is finally getting the reaction he was hoping for from Kim's parents in showing his improvements to the addition. She should learn from them how to be.

[MagicEyes]

TJ’s mom is repressing a lot of anger.

[LEILANI2]

Maybe  it's me  but I expect  someone with spirit guides and an empath to empathetic and not act like  a  spoiled  bitch.

[Zombness]

Tj's mother is a hypocrit.  She only wants someone to help her with the chores.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TJ’s mother is going to be singing a different tune after being cooped up with Kimberly on a daily basis.

[kacesq]

So now that we’re done with the Before 90DF Tell Nothing are we getting original recipe next Sunday? Feel like it’s been forever since we’ve seen the mothership.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

TJ’s mom is repressing a lot of anger.

Yea I  caught that slap to the face of the step mom hahahhaah

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

So now that we’re done with the Before 90DF Tell Nothing are we getting original recipe next Sunday? Feel like it’s been forever since we’ve seen the mothership.

Be prepared for a fan “favorite” couple.

[sainte-chapelle]

Mother is fake smiling but her eyes are seething..I don’t buy it

[LEILANI2]

Just now, kacesq said:

So now that we’re done with the Before 90DF Tell Nothing are we getting original recipe next Sunday? Feel like it’s been forever since we’ve seen the mothership.

We are getting someone who make Shekinah and Bisexual Ken look like  natural  beauty's.

[kacesq]

So they’re not married, Mary’s grandparents think the princess is a virgin and they were actively trying for a kid? Solid decision making there. Won’t even get into finances.

[Gobi]

Brandon better not be looking at any female characters in those video games!

[Shelbie]

TJ and Kim are an absolute disaster in the making. So that pretty much guarantees we will see them for years.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mary, I have news for you. Having a baby isn’t going to make things any easier.