90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[greekmom]

Just now, tvrox said:

I once made out in a cornfield. Does that count? 

sort of like Harry did it out in the field behind a pub?

Hey Stapler can do that next time

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mary loves her ATM Brandan.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mary loves her ATM Brandan.

dead ee

[Pepper Mostly]

"The house me and Brandan built"?? You mean the house BRANDAN built, Mary. 

Oh noes, looks like Mary has a panic attack coming on! 

[For Cereals]

Mary makes me irrationally angry.  I know she needs help but dang has BranDan trapped himself.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good call @Pepper Mostly. You nailed it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, that face on Mary. I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley, I'm sayin.

[Gobi]

What did he think was going to happen when he moved to the Philippines? That he would find a buried treasure?

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, that face on Mary. I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley, I'm sayin.

right!!?!?!? That girl is dangerous.

[Pepper Mostly]

"He sent me to college. I mean, I dropped out so I could watch you sleep but.."

[greekmom]

I wonder if Mary abused the last boyfriend.  Just curious because she's really scary.

[Shelbie]

Maybe Brandan could have made more money at better jobs if was allowed to be around women and wasn’t paying for all that data so they could watch each other sleep.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandan is the definition of struggle. He has had a tough go and he’s only 23yo.

[For Cereals]

Can Mary not work?

[greekmom]

HA! She thinks ppl in the US get by on food stamps.

She's delusional. 

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, greekmom said:

seriously?

A healthy relationship?

Is she trying to be Lorlei Gilmore?

She wishes she was on Gilmore Girls rather than this shitshow. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Mary, this kid lives in a camper van behind his grandparents house! He's a scrawny kid with a bad haircut! He's not Mr. Moneybags. 

And there are plenty of people right here in the good old US of A who struggle just as much. Cram it, Mary. 

[Gobi]

Hey, I've got an idea. I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out - GET A FUCKING JOB!

[tvrox]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus Mary, this kid lives in a camper van behind his grandparents house! He's a scrawny kid with a bad haircut! He's not Mr. Moneybags. 

And there are plenty of people right here in the good old US of A who struggle just as much. Cram it, Mary. 

But why oh why didn't he think about money before going to Phillipines! 

[For Cereals]

Where is she getting hair dye and booty short money from?

[greekmom]

Mary needs to read Maid.

Then she can see how people in America struggle.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shekky’s boyfriend is a scary-looking plastic man. Very intense, and not in a good way.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Can Mary not work?

It would interfere with her hangout time with her guy friends, Bingbong, Biscuit and Peapod. Plus if she was at work, who'd watch Brandan and hit him on the snout with a rolled up newspaper if he dared lift his eyes from the ground? 

[Bees52]

Hmm... Brandan may love Mary, but he can't afford Mary right now. Y'all see how quickly her tears dried up when he said she was the one stressing?

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shekky’s boyfriend is a scary-looking plastic man. Very intense, and not in a good way.

Sesame Street and Action Figure…don’t get either near open flames.

[Gobi]

Pumpkin spice latte, now only 5,000 calories.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, greekmom said:

Mary needs to read Maid.

Then she can see how people in America struggle.

Or "Nickel and Dimed" or "$2 a Day" or "Random Family" or "Educated" or "Heartland" or........

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Brandan. This is his life now. Soon he’ll be longing for the days of trailer living and odd jobs.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Where is she getting hair dye and booty short money from?

Wonder how much she siphoned off from the money he sent. Maybe she has a secret bank accounts.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

But why oh why didn't he think about money before going to Phillipines! 

im thinking that he might have assumed that they will all live in the new place and pool whatever money with grandpa and mary contributing till he found work.

Not that he would supporting 2 places.

[Doublemint]

Honestly, once Mary started up, I would have decked her.  Of course I realize I'm not in the greatest mood right now, my daughter is in pain and having seizures, my back is out, and I'm worried. (More than usually).

[greekmom]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Honestly, once Mary started up, I would have decked her.  Of course I realize I'm not in the greatest mood right now, my daughter is in pain and having seizures, my back is out, and I'm worried. (More than usually).

i am really sorry about your troubles Doublemint.  I would have decked her as well.

I hope your daughter's pain gets better and her seizures diminish.  

Did you try an Ostopath for your back? I had lower back pain and it worked wonders.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Doublemint, we’re here for you. ❤️

[greekmom]

$10 Sapar wishes he was on Magnificent Century.

Of course he's a model

[CrazyInAlabama]

Sarper needs to lay off the botox and fillers, his face doesn't move.   No surprise he was an exotic dancer for years. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Exotic dancing! That’s it, folks. We have a winner.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Exotic dancing! That’s it, folks. We have a winner.

we should add that to the bingo card!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hang in there @Doublemint, you have the love of your snarky mates, hope it helps a little bit. We got you. I hope your daughter's health improves in bunches. 

[For Cereals]

Ok I really thought that was his outfit.  Must be an International Male shoot.

[LEILANI2]

Shenika's boyfriend looks like  Siegfried and Roy's surgeon gave him their faces.

Edited September 5, 2023 by LEILANI2

[greekmom]

i like that this is an hour.

2 hours is way too much.

[LEILANI2]

This man does not emit heteroesexuality to me.

[Shelbie]

He looks like an AI generated image. Creepy.

[For Cereals]

What’s that in his hair?  He looks like a Sim.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharper finally found a woman with as much plastic as him.

[kacesq]

These two are so ridiculous. The fights they’re gonna have over camera and mirror time…

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, greekmom said:

we should add that to the bingo card!

(scribbling notes furiously)

Anyone here remember "WKRP in Cincinnati"? Sarper and Shekina remind me of the episode when Jennifer fell in love with a guy named "Steel", and they'd pose and look in the mirror together. 

[Gobi]

Is he the second International Underwear Model on the show?

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

(scribbling notes furiously)

Anyone here remember "WKRP in Cincinnati"? Sarper and Shekina remind me of the episode when Jennifer fell in love with a guy named "Steel", and they'd pose and look in the mirror together. 

ME!!!!!! and YES!!

[Suzywriter]

Just fell in the door. What a night...rode my bike to work, got a flat on the way home, 3 miles from the office. Had to walk back to the office after dark and borrow a company car, which has to be back by 6am. Crammed my bike into the car, sweating bullets. The office is in a sketch area...some guy from the nearby wet shelter staggered into the parking lot to pee against the dumpsters...I drove away with the car trunk open...screw that much social service!