90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Eldemarge]

You wanted a sugar baby, Gino.  I don't know where you thought the "sugar" part was going to come from...

[Suzywriter]

There must have been another couple that dropped out at the last minute. Why on earth are we watching Gino and Butt Plug argue and have facials?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yes, Chekhov’s gun toothbrush makes its return.

[greekmom]

they both are crazy as fuck

[sainte-chapelle]

Honey it isn’t your house, Gino is paying for it. LOL at the toothbrush throwback

[Pepper Mostly]

The toothbrush bears silent witness.

[CSunshine76]

OMG, not the toothbrush!!! 

[For Cereals]

This is where Gino needs to say “you get out…I’m paying.  This is my house.”

[OneGuy]

"We're done" has to be on a bingo card.

[Gobi]

This segment brought to you by the word "fuck". "Fuck", use it often. Suitable for all occasions.

Edited August 28, 2023 by Gobi

[MagicEyes]

Well, that went south very quickly! 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Why are we exposed to these two? I mean Dollar starred Larissa wasn’t even coherent due to her tantrum

[OneGuy]

Just now, Gobi said:

This segment brought to you by the word "fuck". "Fuck", use it often.

Fuck of the Mountain!

[Maybeitsme]

I'm DONE too Gino!

[magemaud]

He took his ex to LAAAY-go-lan. Like it’s the French Riviera 

[MagicEyes]

I like them better when they’re fighting, really.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Honey it isn’t your house, Gino is paying for it. LOL at the toothbrush throwback

regardless who is paying for it, if her name is on the lease, it's her's.

Seriously.

I hope she bleeds him dry.

He deserves it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s not forget that this is the woman that Gino thinks he’d want for the mother of his children. I’d never want my baby to be around her.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

He took his ex to LAAAY-go-lan. Like it’s the French Riviera 

Maybe there's a legoland in Turks & Caicos?

[greekmom]

Oh i forgot to tell you @sainte-chapelle... finally went for the penis waffles.

Good - too much chocolate.

[For Cereals]

If I were him, I would be afraid of her trying to kill me in my sleep…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Maybe there's a better legoland in Turkey & Caicos?

FTFY

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let’s not forget that this is the woman that Gino thinks he’d want for the mother of his children. I’d never want my baby to be around her.

Her babies are not around her - she can't handle it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Maybe there's a legoland in Turks & Caicos?

Just take a moment, my friends, to imagine Jasmine turned loose in Legoland. The mind reels.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good, let’s exploit a grieving Glen for teevee. No thanks

[Auntie Anxiety]

Line to kick Riley’s ample ass forms to the right. Take a number.

[judylo]

Riley. Bathroom break.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Just take a moment, my friends, to imagine Jasmine turned loose in Legoland. The mind reels.

Can one use Legos as butt plugs? Asking for a friend.

[magemaud]

Oh god. Riley is FUSS-trated. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Line to kick Riley’s ample ass forms to the right. Take a number.

No pushing! Everyone will get a turn. Bring the blunt object of your choice.

[sainte-chapelle]

Run Violet run

[TMI]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Line to kick Riley’s ample ass forms to the right. Take a number.

Put on your pointy cleats!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Riley, the killjoy. He is an ENORMOUS asshole. Shut the fuck up, you douchebag.

[For Cereals]

Riley, “let’s have a good day and be nice.”  Also Riley, “tell me how you have wronged me and everything is your fault.”

[Suzywriter]

So, while nothing interesting is going on, I seem to have gotten myself into some hot water.  My friend from a few states over came to visit while he was in the state on other business. One thing didn't quite lead to another but it probably will next time. 

He's married, and I should run. 

Notice me not running. 

[Gobi]

"I only have two more days in Vietnam. Man, am I short. No patrols for me!"

[Pepper Mostly]

God he is SUCH a dick. Just watching him is murder on my blood pressure. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

I NEED WATER. SUCKY SEX PEST

[Auntie Anxiety]

Violet, you’re too smart for this schmuck. He thinks he deserves an apology? Are you fucking kidding me?

[MagicEyes]

She is much too good for him.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

So, while nothing interesting is going on, I seem to have gotten myself into some hot water.  My friend from a few states over came to visit while he was in the state on other business. One thing didn't quite lead to another but it probably will next time. 

He's married, and I should run. 

Notice me not running. 

Oh my god. Please run. Nothing good can come of this. Your friendship is more important than the hibbety bibbety.

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

So, while nothing interesting is going on, I seem to have gotten myself into some hot water.  My friend from a few states over came to visit while he was in the state on other business. One thing didn't quite lead to another but it probably will next time. 

He's married, and I should run. 

Notice me not running. 

Oohhhhhhhh!

[Gobi]

He compared the food to dog shit. I'm guessing he knows what dog shit tastes like.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

So, while nothing interesting is going on, I seem to have gotten myself into some hot water.  My friend from a few states over came to visit while he was in the state on other business. One thing didn't quite lead to another but it probably will next time. 

He's married, and I should run. 

Notice me not running. 

I mean, you live there.  He should run.  No judgements because you’re a grown, smart person, but do dish details because I’m nosy. 🤣

[greekmom]

I would love to hear the ex's side of this story

[OneGuy]

Riley: "My exes make me like this.  I have nothing to do with it."

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here we go. Violet is responsible for all of Riley's past trauma. 

[Eldemarge]

I DON'T TRUST WOMEN

Okay, then stay indoors and don't fucking bother us.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Buh bye worlds oldest incel. And fuck off

[magemaud]

How I can do now?