90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was today a beautiful day up here in New England or what? I’ve had it with all the heat, humidity and downpours.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I love to exfoliate. I have those scrubby gloves. I don't feel clean otherwise. 

Sorry, is that TMI?

After what we've been through on 90 day HOW can you ask that!   Reflect.....

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A Dawn bubble bath would work wonders.

A Scrub Daddy floating in the bubbles. 

[Gobi]

Is this the longest Stapler has gone without sex?

[tvrox]

26 minutes ago, TMI said:

He is a fart!...you are so right with social media intent...he thinks that he is the life of the party in reality he is a nuisance.

Also, he just wanted to be on TV. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love to exfoliate. I have those scrubby gloves. I don't feel clean otherwise. 

Sorry, is that TMI?

Nope I love a good scrub. I also have the gloves!

[magemaud]

He’s going to hate her. I don’t think Statler’s charm works on guys 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Was today a beautiful day up here in New England or what? I’ve had it with all the heat, humidity and downpours.

High 80s and humidity here in da Midwest 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is this the longest Stapler has gone without sex?

Can we call her Stapler from now on?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is this the longest Stapler has gone without sex?

I thought the plane ride broke her creepy frat-boy record; 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is this the longest Stapler has gone without sex?

Those sheep are looking very appealing.

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Can we call her Stapler from now on?

I vote yes on the proposal 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Also, he just wanted to be on TV. 

He's validating his worth, and it's not working. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I thought the plane ride broke her creepy frat-boy record; 

She joined the mile high club with the flight attendant I believe

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

A Scrub Daddy floating in the bubbles. 

Lol What next, scrub him with Comet, or Ajax ( does that one still exist)?

🤔 Which might help...

 

[mmecorday]

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I wonder if funerals are a cash grab like they are in North America. We cremated my dad, had a viewing in a simple burner coffin and it cost 6 grand

I explained to the funeral director that I was bereaved on a budget when handling my mom's arrangements.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Statler wants to stay in the container rental. She thinks she deserves it.

[Suzywriter]

I mowed 1/5 of the lawn yesterday. Today I feel like I was beaten on the rocks like pioneer laundry. 

[Pepper Mostly]

 

Statler is an asshole. That farm and the caravan are adorbs. 

I love Dempsey. That is all. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Stapler doesn’t like not being the centre of attention. Hahaha

[Shelbie]

Dempsey appears to be an intelligent hard worker. What on earth does she see in this whining brat ?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Lol What next, scrub him with Comet, or Ajax ( does that one still exist)?

🤔 Which might help...

 

A pumice stone and a wire brush.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dempsey: Statler can be quiet and awkward at times.

Me: You forgot obnoxious as well.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

A pumice stone and a wire brush.

He might like that

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I mowed 1/5 of the lawn yesterday. Today I feel like I was beaten on the rocks like pioneer laundry. 

We emptied all our kitchen cabinets, assembled a new kitchen cart, scrubbed all the cabinets and reorganized. It took all weekend but worth it!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A pumice stone and a wire brush.

Dipped in lye.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Statler is an asshole. That farm and the caravan are adorbs. 

I love Dempsey. That is all. 

I can't do without indoor plumbing and heat/cool.

Sorry.

But i agree with the guy. they are chalk and cheese.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I explained to the funeral director that I was bereaved on a budget when handling my mom's arrangements.  

My son insists that he's going to give me a Viking funeral. Personally I don't care, as long as I'm not stuffed in a box and put in the ground. Burn me up and scatter my ashes. Done. 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Lol What next, scrub him with Comet, or Ajax ( does that one still exist)?

🤔 Which might help...

 

That was actually my first choice, but I decided to be gentle because he's been so kind and respectful to Sheila and her family. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

We emptied all our kitchen cabinets, assembled a new kitchen cart, scrubbed all the cabinets and reorganized. It took all weekend but worth it!  

i found a Breakfast in America record at the antique store in Cambridge.

And can't play it cause my record player broke.

sigh

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My son insists that he's going to give me a Viking funeral.

You and Nicolle, Jr.

[For Cereals]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

We emptied all our kitchen cabinets, assembled a new kitchen cart, scrubbed all the cabinets and reorganized. It took all weekend but worth it!  

I’ve been trying to Swedish death clean an area of the house each week.  I’m procrastinating working up to our hoarders closet but it’s been good.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

You and Nicolle, Jr.

Just throw my body on some billionaire's yacht and set it on fire. Easy and economical!

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My son insists that he's going to give me a Viking funeral. Personally I don't care, as long as I'm not stuffed in a box and put in the ground. Burn me up and scatter my ashes. Done. 

You can only attend my funeral if throw white flowers at my casket and tell a story about how devastatingly witty I was. I will have bouncers to enforce this rule.   I will also haunt

[Auntie Anxiety]

Riley takes his sex tourist personality tour on the road.

[Shelbie]

If Christian waits for the girl to make the first move I wonder if he’s still a virgin.

[Gobi]

Sister Asswipes.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Dempsey appears to be an intelligent hard worker. What on earth does she see in this whining brat ?

The picture on Temu looked much better.

The friend is sweet sweet sweet. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Shelbie said:

If Christian waits for the girl to make the first move I wonder if he’s still a virgin.

He's in the same country with Stapler. It's  going to happen.

[EtheltoTillie]

Wow, can't believe that mother died!  How awful. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

If Christian waits for the girl to make the first move I wonder if he’s still a virgin.

Totes picking up virgin vibes.

[Doublemint]

I had my house exterior painted last week.  This coming week getting new driveway.  It's a double and a mess, making it a single.   Also, I've been cleaning lots, but now that the humidity is gone, will step it up.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I can't do without indoor plumbing and heat/cool.

Oh, me either, but Dempsey's clearly happy with her work and home. I'm glad there's a place for folks who want a simpler life. Remember that show, "Live Free or Die"? I loved it. I would no more DO it than I would pull my own head off, but more power to them. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Totes picking up virgin vibes.

wonder if he's going to use that as an excuse bc he's having second thoughts.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

i found a Breakfast in America record at the antique store in Cambridge.

And can't play it cause my record player broke.

sigh

Frame it, and download the Mp3 for the audio. I framed Oliver "Good Morning Starshine" and Lady Sings The Blues (Holiday, not Ross) for that exact reason. 

[Bees52]

Ben said they're like chalk and cheese. I wonder which is which, but I think Stapler must be the  chalk... so irritating.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Wow, can't believe that mother died!  How awful. 

And even worse, it wasn’t natural causes 

[For Cereals]

Ugh send Christian and his comb over packing

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

You can only attend my funeral if throw white flowers at my casket and tell a story about how devastatingly witty I was. I will have bouncers to enforce this rule.   I will also haunt

Count on it. Or I can show up late, dressed in black from head to toe, including veil, stand apart from the crowd, dab my eyes discreetly with a black hanky in my black gloved hand, then turn dramatically and stalk away at the conclusion of the service, speaking to no one and meeting no one's eyes. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Ben said they're like chalk and cheese. I wonder which is which, but I think Stapler must be the  chalk... so irritating.

Staplers is definitely a ripened Brie