90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Mary: Don't talk to girls! Oops, look like my wifi's out again, so I can go hang with all my guy friends. I see you, Mary. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh she is safe with him …she on the other hand might go Snapped on his ass

[Bees52]

Hmph... You parents should be worried if Brandan is safe with Mary!

[sainte-chapelle]

Mary please…you were sleeping with your EX. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Mary's grandparents: He has to learn to respect us. I hope he's not talking to any other elderly people on the plane. 

She will never, ever give up that sacred vag. She just wants the $$

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mary, you just tell your grandparents one thing and do what you want. Sort of like how you lie about your WiFi being down.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, is this two hours too? Sweet Jesus.

[Doublemint]

I don't care about Mary & Brandon, they are almost like aliens to me.  Totally unrelatable.  

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Mary please…you were sleeping with your EX. 

She revirginized, only without the surgery Jasmine got.

[Zombness]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, is this two hours too? Sweet Jesus.

Yes, this is a full time job now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

I don't care about Mary & Brandon, they are almost like aliens to me.  Totally unrelatable.  

She's just so dreadful. Brandan won't stand up to her at all so she gets worse and worse. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She revirginized, only without the surgery Jasmine got.

Virgin Mary. Hey, it’s happened before.

Those Derrico toilets must need a daily cleaning, what with so many asses using them every day.

Edited July 25, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for joy, its the riveting "packing a suitcase" scene. I for one am on the edge of my seat with the excitement. 

[Shelbie]

My spirit guides told me Kimberly is an idiot.

[Gobi]

I have a Spirit Guido. Comes from living in New Jersey.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why doesn’t she just read tarot cards or tea leaves or 🎱 to find out how the wedding is going to turn out? Eliminates all the stress.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kimberly you're an amateur. When you leave your car behind, call me. 

[tvrox]

11 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am so sorry to have missed the chat! My letter of excuse to HR follows. 

Houseguest and I have been helping a friend move. Yes, all weekend. Saturday we picked up his kitchen table and chairs at the thrift shop and brought it over, then helped him unpack.  Sunday, realizing that this guy didn't possess a single spoon, glass, dish, pot, or pan, (never mind furniture of any kind, except his bed), we shopped. All day. Dollar tree for cleaning supplies, Bed Bath and Beyond for rock bottom sale items (we got over $1000 worth of stuff for about $350!), Savers (where we found a great lamp), ending up at Target for whatever we didn't find elsewhere.  THEN we schlepped back to his apartment. THEN we unpacked it all, washed all the dishes/glasses/pans/silver, broke down boxes, lugged out the trash, organized the bathroom and kitchen, (or started to). How a guy can get to be 30 years old without ANYTHING (seriously! No scissors! No bandaids! no laundry detergent! no kettle!) is beyond me, but he's always lived with roommates and they always had everything, I guess. We started the day at 9 AM and didn't get home until almost 11.  

Please do not give me any demerits or make me attend a session at the Potthast Sisters Charm School, attend a wine tasting with Small Ed, or slop the hogs at the Family Brandon Farm. I will be a good snarker from now on!

Love,

Pepper Mostly 

Wow you are a saint for doing that! You are forgiven for missing the chat (this time). 

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

I have a Spirit Guido. Comes from living in New Jersey.

Gobi, you’re in NJ? Me too! Born and bred.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why doesn’t she just read tarot cards or tea leaves or 🎱 to find out how the wedding is going to turn out? Eliminates all the stress.

She's supposed to be clairvoyant, you'd think she'd know. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Gobi said:

I have a Spirit Guido. Comes from living in New Jersey.

Jersey girl here.   I know what you mean!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kimberly you're an amateur. When you leave your car behind, call me. 

I just hope she isn’t dealt any blows.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sorry but living with my in laws would be a dealbreaker. Nice people but don’t want to live with them

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Gobi, you’re in NJ? Me too! Born and bred.

Lived there until four years ago, when I retired.

[Pepper Mostly]

He's supposed to be your heaven ordained soulmate! Why all the questioning and second guessing? Don't you have faith in your spirit guides? 

[Shelbie]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Sorry but living with my in laws would be a dealbreaker. Nice people but don’t want to live with them

By the same token I love my sons and my daughters-in-law but I don’t want them living with me and my husband.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Sorry but living with my in laws would be a dealbreaker. Nice people but don’t want to live with them

She doesn’t seem to like him that much, so why would she be sble to tolerate his entire family?  I don’t get it.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a hunch that TJ isn’t exactly the man she thought he was. 

[Doublemint]

another clueless imbecel  - no surprises here!

[Pepper Mostly]

My god Holly looks like a corpse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mom looks very, VERY rough. Like she should be on Life After Lockup rough.

[Suzywriter]

It's somewhat exhausting to me to hear over and over that these people want to 'live their dreams' and 'live the life that they want' when they are planning to marry. Why on earth would you MARRY with the expectation that they will live their dreams and have everything that they want? 

What exactly are your dream, and what the heck do they want? Have they checked the other persons dreams or asked what they want? 

[Bees52]

Wait. He lives just past the shanty town? No wonder he's worried about how they'll react to SA...

[sainte-chapelle]

Well this is much nicer than the garage fridge thief has partially set up.

[Pepper Mostly]

What's this, the panic room?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does she have to worry about someone snatching her up off the street like Ronald warned My Boy?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mom looks very, VERY rough. Like she should be on Life After Lockup rough.

I have built a theory that Holly and Mom aren't related...they met in jail, learned enough about the JWs to pass, and have a plan to fleece Good Christian Brothers all over the world. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

They killed the dog? Bastards!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They killed the dog? Bastards!

No snark at Holly being traumatized over that..that is awful

[Gobi]

"Minefields front and back, of course. Machine gun turrets on each corner of the house. This entry hallway has rotating knives, with the last few feet heavily soundproofed."

[Auntie Anxiety]

He should show her the gun that is stashed under the couch cushion. 

[Suzywriter]

Holly is giving me Kris vibes. I'd like to know how what her status is with the Dubs. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They killed the dog? Bastards!

I'm not a dog person, but that is a horrible set of events. Home invasion and a pet killed in cold blood. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I decided I want to become an influencer, unless it would mean that I’d actually have to talk to people.

[Suzywriter]

I am so sorry...but I am terrified of people who use feet for hands. I know it is a marvelous adaptation, but I get up and run screaming from the room.

[sainte-chapelle]

Where in South Africa does this guy live again?

[Gobi]

The Real Hosewives of New York.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Where in South Africa does this guy live again?

The rough part. 

[Drogo]

I’m here but I can’t sit next to any girlsssssss.

[tvrox]

17 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for joy, its the riveting "packing a suitcase" scene. I for one am on the edge of my seat with the excitement. 

Duct tape fixes everything! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is a three hour drive anything Ike a three hour tour?