90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Ok, Nikola sounds more like a JW than the JWs do. 

Since when are Catholics restricted from smoking, dancing and drinking?  Isn't half of Ireland  Catholic? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

But not of cigarettes!

Nah, just like his mama's cooking and guilt. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All right, Catholic peeps--is Nicola pulling this out of his ass or what? No drinking, no dancing? Sounds like what my dad would call "hard shell Baptists" (Joke: why don't hard shell Baptists screw standing up? It might lead to dancing!). 

Well, Jesus changed water into wine, so there's that.

[magemaud]

Nicola has a groovy boner 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Turns out that Nicola’s special kink will be having Meisha dress up in a nun’s habit and hit him over the knuckles with a ruler.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, magemaud said:

Nicola has a groovy boner 

Honestly, he looks too sick and old to get a boner.  And yes, I know he's 46 but STILL.  

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sounds like what my dad would call "hard shell Baptists" (Joke: why don't hard shell Baptists screw standing up? It might lead to dancing!). 

So true! I went to a Baptist university (Baylor) and dancing was looked down on much more than screwing! Of course this was in the Seventies: sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

Nicola has a groovy boner 

I was trying not to think about that! He's another moldy one. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I was trying not to think about that! He's another moldy one. 

Right? I bet he smells musty. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Honestly, he looks too sick and old to get a boner.  And yes, I know he's 46 but STILL.  

He looks 66

[Suzywriter]

Dear God! 

I had a boyfriend with a curved erection. Daaaaaaam, that thing was dynamite.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

But not of cigarettes!

Or cigars like Riley 

[tvrox]

48 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Pics or it didn't happen. 

Hola peeps! Sorry I'm late, houseguest and I are watching "I Claudius" and lost track of time. Has everyone had a good week? What'd I miss? Hahaha, I kill me. 

For your sins, we've given you detention with Jasmine and Gino as your teachers. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

My grandmother used to say some people are born old.   Or in Nicola's case, ancient and stodgy. 

[Suzywriter]

Bentcarrot dot com!!!!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Like I’m not sure

I saw a young woman at the laundromat and she seemed confused, so I asked if I could help.

She said, "Yeah", showing me the detergent bottle. " It says wash with like colors, but it doesn't say like what colors."

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Gobi said:

I saw a young woman at the laundromat and she seemed confused, so I asked if I could help.

She said, "Yeah", showing me the detergent bottle. " It says wash with like colors, but it doesn't say like what colors."

Really? Like, really really??

[mmecorday]

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My grandmother used to say some people are born old.

Like King Charles. When he was 13 he looked 30.

[AR Traveler]

Did anyone else get an ED commercial?  "As men age, things change", then testimony from a 32 year old.

[torontomeridith]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All right, Catholic peeps--is Nicola pulling this out of his ass or what? No drinking, no dancing? Sounds like what my dad would call "hard shell Baptists" (Joke: why don't hard shell Baptists screw standing up? It might lead to dancing!). 

Totally out of his ass. Even a casual overview of stereotypical Catholic areas - Ireland, Italy, Spain - will tell you this can't possibly be true. He's just a holier than thou buzzkill.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyray, you need to work on yourself. Give Jesse a call.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nicola is another graduate of the Elaine Benes School of Dance.

Full body dry heave 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

For your sins, we've given you detention with Jasmine and Gino as your teachers. 

Oh thank god, I thought maybe you'd lock me in a room with Ed and Liz for an hour. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I saw a young woman at the laundromat and she seemed confused, so I asked if I could help.

She said, "Yeah", showing me the detergent bottle. " It says wash with like colors, but it doesn't say like what colors."

Champagne comedy again from Sir Gobi

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I bet he smells musty. 

Like host and incense. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Mom doesn’t need to know…just say you parted ways

[Suzywriter]

Why is Lashante so pretty, and Tyrae so...unfinished? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why can’t Tyray just say that things just didn’t work out with Carmella. His mother doesn’t even know she “existed” to begin with.

[Pepper Mostly]

TYRAY YOU DID NOT MEET A GIRL!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

[Angry Moldovan2]

Dumb dumb dumb dumb DUMB

[OneGuy]

Tycray . . . dude . . . 

[Shelbie]

I wonder if Nicola’s priest ever tells him to lighten up and go out and have some fun.

[Pepper Mostly]

She never showed up because she does not exist! I want to jump out a window, for real.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

TYRAY YOU DID NOT MEET A GIRL!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

"4 years ago I had this fantasy that I can't outgrow..."

[OneGuy]

Just now, Shelbie said:

I wonder if Nicola’s priest ever tells him to lighten up and go out and have some fun.

His priest rolls his eyes when he hears him in the confessional

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

I wonder if Nicola’s priest ever tells him to lighten up and go out and have some fun.

I think Nicola gets off on the asceticism aspect. He can feel superior to everyone if he “suffers” more.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Tycray . . . dude . . . 

And @OneGuy has been reduced to muttering incoherent syllables. I hope you're happy, Matt Sharp. 

[magemaud]

Just now, OneGuy said:

His priest rolls his eyes when he hears him in the confessional

We’ll be here for a while 

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Why is Lashante so pretty, and Tyrae so...unfinished? 

The rest of his family, including mom, very attractive. Tyray could be, too, if he lost a significant amount of weight. But you can’t fix stupid…

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think Nicola gets off on the asceticism aspect. He can feel superior to everyone if he “suffers” more.

Ding ding ding! It's like pleasure anorexia. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I once broke up with a guy I dated for almost 4 years…my mom pressed it but I just kept saying we really were not seeing each other anymore until she stopped asking. She didn’t need to know and I didn’t want to share. Jesus Christ.

Edited July 17, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

THERE IS NO SHE, TYRAY!! Get it through your head. Smarten up. Snap out of it.

[AR Traveler]

There's five likes in one sentence!

[Bees52]

Hmm... Tyray's family say they're shocked at his confession, but they don't really look it....

[magemaud]

Mama Tyray sure has a lot of tattoos 

[Pepper Mostly]

"She" didn't tell you anything! She's not real! Your instincts are not right! 

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm shouting at the TV, alone in my bedroom.

I do that all the time watching this show LOL. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

Mama Tyray sure has a lot of tattoos 

She looks like she was something else before she became compromised. She's still making an effort with her appearance. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Dempsey just texted "I'm here! Waiting for you at London Airport!"

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think Nicola gets off on the asceticism aspect. He can feel superior to everyone if he “suffers” more.

He’s probably one of those self flaggelators. Or the guys that get crucified