90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan2]

Never ever call me fat and ugly ever again. I won’t tolerate your shite. Although he does have a point

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

You think anyone ever sold Tyray a bridge, or some swampland property somewhere? 🤔

Guaranteed he has "investment property" in Florida. And some shares in a donut mine.

[kacesq]

I can’t stand Riley. Also in my time in Vietnam, the people are blunt, they told my friend…a former Mrs America…that she was fat. They told me a cream I wanted to buy was for young women not old ones like me. 
I didn’t take offense.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

I can’t stand Riley. Also in my time in Vietnam, the people are blunt, they told my friend…a former Mrs America…that she was fat. They told me a cream I wanted to buy was for young women not old ones like me. 
I didn’t take offense.

So, it's a whole country without a filter?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I'm learning a lot about U.S. culture from this Riley character.

I’m Canadian…I hope not! 

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Maybe Riley's segments were filmed during Tet and that's why he's offensive.

Aaaaaand, I'm dead. Please, no flowers. And I want a Viking funeral, but I'm poor, so please chuck my body onto some billionaire's yacht and set it on fire. 

[AR Traveler]

In China, we were called "Big Nose".  There were a few times when our weight was mentioned, as in we were "strong" and "healthy".  When we got to the cultural differences unit, I explained that Americans generally don't refer to one another's bodies in most cases, but that we hadn't taken offense.

[judylo]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Does he though? i mean isn't that the bases of their relationship? To insult eachother?

Maybe. I think I’ve spaced out during their segments. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Aaaaaand, I'm dead. Please, no flowers. And I want a Viking funeral, but I'm poor, so please chuck my body onto some billionaire's yacht and set it on fire. 

Don’t worry, I’m starting a go fund me for you xxx

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I can’t stand Riley. Also in my time in Vietnam, the people are blunt, they told my friend…a former Mrs America…that she was fat. They told me a cream I wanted to buy was for young women not old ones like me. 
I didn’t take offense.

My aunt is from Vietnam and this is accurate.

[mmecorday]

Somebody should introduce Gino to this woman wearing many hats on this University of Phoenix commercial. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

So, it's a whole country without a filter?

Definitely Hanoi had no filter lol. Also surprisingly bore no ill will from the war. Guide explained that VN is a young country so most people don’t really have recollections of the war.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Riley might have a point but I still want to kick him in the balls.

Repeatedly and with great force.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I can’t stand Riley. Also in my time in Vietnam, the people are blunt, they told my friend…a former Mrs America…that she was fat. They told me a cream I wanted to buy was for young women not old ones like me. 
I didn’t take offense.

Riley did the classic deflecting move of telling Violet that what she did was worse than  whad he did, and made HER apologize.  I despise him. 

[OneGuy]

Statler could benefit from the Charmin commercial perhaps.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Statler could benefit from the Charmin commercial perhaps.

Targeted advertising brought to you by Matt Sharpe

[mmecorday]

She hasn't had sex in a couple days so she's having withdrawal symptoms. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Statler, I’ve been there, done that. But I don’t have any pictures or videos of my toilet time.

[Suzywriter]

Statler's parents must be so disappointed that they adopeted an asshole. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I was supposed to meet Dempsey yesterday but I was busy having sex in one of those cute English phone boxes"

[sainte-chapelle]

Planes are dirty as hell…probably caught something on the flight

[Gobi]

Statler could really use a butt plug about now.

Edited July 17, 2023 by Gobi

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, mmecorday said:

She hasn't had sex in a couple days so she's having withdrawal symptoms. 

Wow, so this is what happens when she doesn’t get sex. She has an illness remember that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sweet tap-dancing Jesus I just sat here and watched a woman spray Febreze on her ass. What has happened to my life? I used to have hopes and dreams!

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Starker could really use a butt plug about now.

Call 911 I’m dead ee

Edited July 17, 2023 by Angry Moldovan2

[Pepper Mostly]

"It just hit me that I'll be having sex with Dempsey soon"

[sainte-chapelle]

When I went to Paris I went to a wine dinner and ate unpasteurized cheese…that was….a mistake

[Bees52]

Great. Statler is making me nauseous in several ways.

[OneGuy]

When you have the runs always make sure to squat down on the sidewalk.

[Auntie Anxiety]

No, no, no, Statler. Don’t assume the position! A “surprise” could ensue.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Well at least she’s a little more sedate, and probs won’t jump her on the street

[Gobi]

Is that the Penguin on Match Me Abroad?

[AR Traveler]

Nicola makes me want to drink and smoke, and I do  neither.

[GrammyPammy]

Aw geez. If they aren’t giving us a play-by-play of their sex life they are giving us intimate details of their diarrhea adventures…

[Shelbie]

So Nikola is just a gigantic buzzkill who thinks he knows best about everything.

[xls]

Just now, OneGuy said:

When you have the runs always make sure to squat down on the sidewalk.

bridesmaids 🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Great. Statler is making me nauseous in several ways.

I'm not actively heaving yet, but man I'm close.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is that the Penguin on Match Me Abroad?

You nailed it.

[Maybeitsme]

Their first meeting should be so romantic and full of promise... or something 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

Aw geez. If they aren’t giving us a play-by-play of their sex life they are giving us intimate details of their diarrhea adventures…

So mach true

[Pepper Mostly]

11 hours ago, OneGuy said:

When you have the runs always make sure to squat down on the sidewalk.

Follow @OneGuy for more life hacks!

Edited July 17, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

So Nikola is just a gigantic buzzkill who thinks he knows best about everything.

Not drinking or smoking is better in Turkey.

[Gobi]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Nicola makes me want to drink and smoke, and I do  neither.

But not want to have sex, he has that effect on everyone.

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Irritable butt plug syndrome.

Statler, is that you? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

But not want to have sex, he has that effect on everyone.

Dry as noon in the Sahara over here. 

[xls]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Their first meeting should be so romantic and full of promise... or something 

Shes reminding me of Stephanie and het uncomfortable ness.

[Doublemint]

She has a parasite?    Isn't that something dogs usually get? 

Having a nightmare here with primetime.   I had trouble earlier today when I went on to read posts too.

[Gobi]

Looks like no doughnuts and bananas tonight.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Statler could benefit from the Charmin commercial perhaps.

She talks about her bodily functions about as much as those gross bears in the commercial.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Dry as noon in the Sahara over here. 

Or dry as a nuns ……