90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cow urine. Hmmm, how does someone go about collecting that?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Has Kimberly renounced combs?

She doesn't have time for those fripperies. She's too busy weaving marigold wreaths for Lord Ganesh and burning cow shit. 

[Suzywriter]

How does one collect cow urine?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

I wouldn’t want feces and urine in my house either.

That’s why I have never been an indoor cat person.

[Shelbie]

I’m on Kimberly’s side on this one. This would gross me out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cow urine. Hmmm, how does someone go about collecting that?

When and Indian gentleman and a cow love each other very much......

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cow urine. Hmmm, how does someone go about collecting that?

I had to collect my dogs in a paper french fry container.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She doesn't have time for those fripperies. She's too busy weaving marigold wreaths for Lord Ganesh and burning cow shit. 

Well, at least she's not shrieking.

[Gobi]

"And then add some cow shit and urine to taste."

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s why I have never been an indoor cat person.

I love my cat…hate cleaning her box, but I don’t burn her shit and wave it around the house 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimberly says she loves TJ’s culture. I don’t buy it for a second.

[OneGuy]

Unsubscribing?

[Pepper Mostly]

I have to say I'm team Kimberly here. I am not especially fastidious but I am one giant cringe at the cow shit and pee being sprinkled around in the KITCHEN. Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I had to collect my dogs in a paper french fry container.

I am in need of Xanax.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I had to collect my dogs in a paper french fry container.

I know. I’d done that for my old dog numerous times with an aluminum pie plate to check for a UTI.

[sainte-chapelle]

«  I am unsubscribing « Jesus take the wheel

[Suzywriter]

Apretude makers, there are non-edgy people who also use such medications.

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

«  I am unsubscribing « Jesus take the wheel

No more slipping into her DM.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been watching the latest season of Bosch on Prime Freebie. I’ll give it a 7/10. One thing I do love is that Mimi Rogers hasn’t had any work done to her face and I’m impressed with that.

[sainte-chapelle]

I wonder if momma Sumit waved cow shit around, all while talking about how dirty Jenny is….

[Shelbie]

I guess Sarper bought the new bed for nothing. Maybe the next 2500 women will enjoy it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t need the soft porn, thank you very much.

[Gobi]

I see that Shakina brought her beach balls.

[Bees52]

Shek, Sarper is setting you up for the big let down!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I see that Shakina brought her beach balls.

DEAD

[kacesq]

If Sarper and Shekinah had a bio kid it wouldn’t look like either of them. Kid would have their original features….

[CrazyInAlabama]

30 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Danielle has to pay to get the additional packages that people donated? Huh? Were they sent COD (does that even exist anymore)? 

Maybe there are import taxes for the packages? 

[kacesq]

Sarper who hasn’t bothered to connect with the kid he has is now saying he wouldn’t abandon this possible child. Yep that tracks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, Shekky, you’re the only woman in the world who had to raise a her child by herself. Poor you.

[sainte-chapelle]

Interesting https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8239506/ 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I see that Shakina brought her beach balls.

Flotation devices.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarper must have a new, younger model in the pipeline. He's doing the "start a big fight so she'll get mad and leave".

[OneGuy]

"You just fucked yourself."  Does that mean Sarper's at 2501 now?

[kacesq]

Oh God no. Not more Adventures in Surrogacy with Kenny and Armando.

where did Brandan and Mary get money for the wedding?

[MagicEyes]

The bugs are definitely an omen. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yeah, Shekky, you’re the only woman in the world who had to raise a her child by herself. Poor you.

Right? I was expecting horror stories about a terrible pregnancy and complications and possibly health issues with her daughter. Instead it was "my daughter's wealthy father wasn't around much and I had to hire her nanny and choose her boarding school all alone!" Cry me a river, Shekinah.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, one of the ten plagues! That is definitely an omen.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, one of the ten plagues! That is definitely an omen.

Lol I was going to say the same thing

[Suzywriter]

Oh, the bugs!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Johan won’t be on Santa’s Nice list.

[Pepper Mostly]

HE'S TAKING THE DOG! That's cold. 

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Oh, the bugs!!!

I would die of a terminal case of the willies.

[Doublemint]

Is next week the last week?   Everyone have a great rest of the week!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, thanks for all the laughs! Have a fantastic week and see you Friday night for our date with a bunch of sexy cons! I love you all, MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The dog probably prefers Johan. It’s sick and tired of listening to Daniele bitch at it.

Have a good week, everyone. It was an honor to snark with you tonight. Peace out.

[sainte-chapelle]

Have a great week everyone!

[Gobi]

I'm off to freshen up my house with some eau de vache merde

Till next time.

[Red Bridey]

Have a great week, all! Hug your dogs and cats or other lovable pets! See some of you for Friday Night Felons!

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

The bugs are definitely an omen. 

 

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, one of the ten plagues! That is definitely an omen.

 

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh, the bugs!!!

Wasn't there a movie called "Swarm, " about a bug invasion? I don't think that one ended happily...  Who knows, though, maybe a bug invasion is a good thing for some people...  🫢

Alright, see you next week for this auspicious wedding, and possible break- ups. Enjoy the rest of your week. ☮️💟

[magemaud]

23 hours ago, Suzywriter said:

Chantal's titties need their own show.

Please, NO MORE airtime for Chantal or any of her body parts! 

[magemaud]

17 hours ago, kacesq said:

Why is Whitney in Switzerland? Another beau?

No, Whitney and her brother have been hounding poor Glenn to create a bucket list. They asked him "where on earth" he would most like to go and he answered Switzerland because there's some kind of famous piece of equipment there (die cutter?) that has something to do with Glenn's former career. They're turning it into a big family trip (on TLC's dime, I'm sure) by inviting the newly found daughter and her family! 

Edited to add: This is after everyone pressured Glenn into getting a "family tattoo" with the rest of them. I don't really WATCH this drivel, sometimes it's just on in the background. 

17 hours ago, Gobi said:

"Well, I know how to make hamburgers, roast beef, prime ribs, steak. What? What's the problem?"

"Smothered in my special garlic sauce!" 

Edited November 14, 2023 by magemaud