90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

So, what are the odds that Anna Lee takes one look at that apartment and turns around to go back home?

She’ll stay for a while, so she can be on TV. And she wants a nice dinner.

[Gobi]

She's never mentioned her fiance to her dad?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If my sons and I spoke multiple times every day, it would drive me crazy.

[sainte-chapelle]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Birds of prey are awesome, I sometimes see hawks here. When I was working at MIT we'd sometimes see red tailed hawks around the river. 

This Farming Life is just my favorite show, I love it so much. My only gripe is that you get different families every season so I get all emotionally invested then never see them again. Sometimes there's one who carries over into another season, so that's a bonus. This past season I fell in love with a strapping young farmer named Sean who lives in the Orkney islands and has the loveliest accent and a great work ethic (he travels all over England and Scotland for three months shearing sheep so he can save up the $$ for his own farm) and soulful eyes. Sigh.  Though my heart will really always belong to Stevie, who has Asian water buffalo. He has dreams of being the first person in Scotland to make buffalo mozzarella. 

Older photo of what  I saw outside my old office window…I think he or she was having dinner…pigeon feathers everywhere 

Edited November 6, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So, what are the odds that Anna Lee takes one look at that apartment and turns around to go back home?

They never do, though! We're always screaming "Go home! GO HOME NOW" and they never do. They grit their teeth and dig in. 

[Zombness]

That's not her Dad, that's her sugar daddy.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, am I a bad person for hoping that Clayton comes home from work one day to find that AnnaLee has prepared a traditional Peruvian dinner? 

I am a bad person. I've made my peace with that. 

I was thinking the same thing, but thought I would be in the dog house.  There's 2, so they could have one each.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m 100% certain that Clayton is ready for marriage. Except for the mother in the closet, the hours spent on gaming, his petting zoo and his lack of good sense.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They never do, though! We're always screaming "Go home! GO HOME NOW" and they never do. They grit their teeth and dig in. 

Ah yes that sunken cost fallacy 

[Zombness]

Clayton, you can hack into her computer and find out.

[Suzywriter]

49 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Why are the weirdos always from my home state?!

 

You must have homes in many states.

[Eldemarge]

Clayton is so worried this girl might lie to him one day while he hasn't mentioned to her that she is going to be moving into a tiny hoarder apartment with this zillion pets and his closet mom.  

[CrazyInAlabama]

Clayton talks about fiance's secrets, when his mother lives in the closet, he's a hoarder, and has a tiny apartment full of pets?

Jasmine missed the boat on bringing her kids here if she waits until after she marries Gino, but I'm betting that's going to be her excuse to leave them again.   What human being would want to bring kids into this horrible relationship between Gino and Jasmine?     Bet the son's father will have something to say about his son moving in with Jasmine, and Gino.  

Edited November 6, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I was thinking the same thing, but thought I would be in the dog house.  There's 2, so they could have one each.

Noooooo!!!

[MagicEyes]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Jasmine missed the boat on bringing her kids here if she waits until after she marries Gino, but I'm betting that's going to be her excuse to leave them again.   What human being would want to bring kids into this horrible relationship between Gino and Jasmine?     Bet the son's father will have something to say about his son moving in with Jasmine, and Gino.  

They have to bring the kids to Michigan so they’ll have someone to clean the house.

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Surrogacy? Better check the couch cushions for extra change.

Do they have a couch?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a gyno appointment on Thursday. I’m always worried that I’m going to let out a fart when I’m asked to scoot down to the end of the table. Just me?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have a gyno appointment on Thursday. I’m always worried that I’m going to let out a fart when I’m asked to scoot down to the end of the table. Just me?

Nope! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Man I am here for the snark but I don’t care about any of these people.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have a gyno appointment on Thursday. I’m always worried that I’m going to let out a fart when I’m asked to scoot down to the end of the table. Just me?

I'm more worried about cancer than farts.....

[MagicEyes]

Buying sheets at TJ Maxx! Or is this Big Lots? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have a gyno appointment on Thursday. I’m always worried that I’m going to let out a fart when I’m asked to scoot down to the end of the table. Just me?

No…I always bath and scrub and finish with a spritz of perfume 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

I'm more worried about cancer than farts.....

Yeah, been there done that in 2007. Cervical cancer. That’s why I need a pap every year ad infinitum.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why don't they just go to Target for sheets? 

Changing the pillows every six months? Seriously? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So it looks like they went to a Big Lots store?

[magemaud]

Now I’m feeling really guilty. We had our guinea pig for five years and never once took him to the vet! He died of natural causes. My daughter was about eight and one morning she told me, “Rusty’s sleeping with his eyes open…” 

[Doublemint]

Do any of you buy new bed pillows every 6 months?   Sales lady says that's normal.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why don't they just go to Target for sheets? 

Changing the pillows every six months? Seriously? 

My pillow is super old. It is one of those memory foam ones but I love it and don’t want to replace it

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Do any of you buy new bed pillows every 6 months?   Sales lady says that's normal.  

There are pillows that you can put in the washer and dryer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Do any of you buy new bed pillows every 6 months?   Sales lady says that's normal.  

Not for me! I buy new ones when I feel like mine and getting too flat. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Do any of you buy new bed pillows every 6 months?   Sales lady says that's normal.  

Maybe she’s working on commission.

[Bees52]

So... washing the sheets and pillows was completely out of the question? Then again, it was probably never asked.

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Surrogacy? Better check the couch cushions for extra change.

Do they have a couch?

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

There are pillows that you can put in the washer and dryer.

That's what I do.

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Surrogacy? Better check the couch cushions for extra change.

Do they have a couch?

[Zombness]

Yes Gino, true love......for the green card.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

So... washing the sheets and pillows was completely out of the question? Then again, it was probably never asked.

No one on this gaping hell mouth of a show ever does anything rational or sensible. Why wash the sheets when you can go to Big Lots and buy some? 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Do any of you buy new bed pillows every 6 months?   Sales lady says that's normal.  

Every few years.

[Doublemint]

Why is she yelling on her phone in the store?   WAIT TILL YOU GET HOME.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

No one on this gaping hell mouth of a show ever does anything rational or sensible. Why wash the sheets when you can go to Big Lots and buy some? 

You should be washing brand news sheets before using them. Not to mention Jasmine’s sensitive skin issues!

Is Sophie hooking up with one of the Plathville daughters in LA?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You should be washing brand news sheets before using them. Not to mention Jasmine’s sensitive skin issues!

Yes!  Also towels, nighties, underwear.

[Pepper Mostly]

God this episode is draaaaaaaaaging! 

[Eldemarge]

Jasmine does not want to traumatize her kids.  She was yelling about draining Gino's balls on television but I'm sure they'll be fine.

AMAZING that Gino STILL doesn't know basic Spanish.  Everything about his is so loser-y, I just can't 😄

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

God this episode is draaaaaaaaaging! 

We're reduced to talking about laundry.   Riveting.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What do you all do for achy, arthritic knees aside from a replacement?

[magemaud]

I’ll be right back. I have to figure out how to ask the French cabbie to take me to the Hotel Pierre 

[OneGuy]

I thought Jasmine's next question to the clerk would be "How often do you recommend changing breast and butt implants?"

Edited November 6, 2023 by OneGuy

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rob’s friend isn’t buying Sophie’s special brand of bullshit. Her name is Psoriasis?

[Pepper Mostly]

Friend Rob is really REALLY overacting. And if he was my friend I'd flatten him. What an obnoxious twat. 

[Shelbie]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

God this episode is draaaaaaaaaging! 

We all need to dig deep. 35 minutes left.