90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hello Snarkmeisters. I ask this question every week—Is this the final episode? Please?

[Gobi]

On tonight's episode, Belial is an asshole.

[OneGuy]

Good evening all.  Ed is a creep.

[Hotel Snarker]

I had to rate last week’s episode a 5. You guys really entertained me as always with the snark, but I’m about ready to be DONE with these people. The last thing we need is a 

Spoiler

FOUR-PART TELL ALL for this drag of a season.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The ChuckleFuck family gets therapy. Hilarity doesn’t ensue.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Liz. Honey. You never deserved this. Go somewhere far away. Change your name. Start over. Block Ed's number. A fucking plant is a better partner than he is. 

[kacesq]

Sigh, my choices are this or the Giants game…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly says that converting is a deal-breaker. Tune in tomorrow for her back pedaling because she doesn’t want to lose that fabulous Sojaboy.

Edited December 19, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

I think this is the final episode. Winter and Arctic weather has returned here.

[kacesq]

How many more episodes?

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed: I want a wife.

Pepper Mostly: You want a PET, not a partner. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I think this is the final episode. Winter and Arctic weather has returned here.

I pray you are correct!

[Bees52]

Good evening everyone!

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

How many more episodes?

Too many.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

How many more episodes?

Sigh. Who knows? A hundred? 

[OneGuy]

Ed puts the left turn signal on then turns right onto the road.

[sainte-chapelle]

Take the partnership Liz

[kacesq]

I just can’t with the ponytails…

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kimbelly says that not converting is a deal-breaker. Tune in tomorrow for her back pedaling because she doesn’t want to lose that fabulous Sojaboy.

I doubt I would have a relationship with any man if it involved me converting.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why shouldn't Liz put herself first? My god he is utterly loathsome. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Norma needs a Sharp paycheck, what with inflation and all.

[Gobi]

"Liz is putting her happiness ahead of me. What's up with that?"

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh shit it is Ed’s mom!

[Doublemint]

Hello, hello - what a week I've had!   Looking forward to stretching out on the sofa and talking to my buds.   Hate everyone on this show.   Looking forward to Sister Wives.  Nutso, is down to one wife now.  HA.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Ed is still sporting the pigtails, I see. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mama Ed is still sporting the pigtails, I see. 

She refers to them as “PONY” tails.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Mama Ed, don't you know your own child? Pushing everyone away is Ed's M.O. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ummm my friends husband moved to a city 8 hours away to take classes for almost 2 years. It would further his career and help them in the long run financially…she supported him 100 percent. Ed is a short sighted controlling possessive asshole. I loathe him.

[Gobi]

"I pushed everyone away because I'm the most important thing in my life."

[kacesq]

Does anyone know what the next iteration is when this slog ends? Original recipe? before the 90 Days…TOW?

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Liz is putting her happiness ahead of me. What's up with that?"

You should be part of her happiness. Not her only source.

[sainte-chapelle]

Chug that wine Ed, that is all you are good for.

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies!   Sorry I'm late.   But as Coltee Gal would say, better late than pregnant!

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ed: I want a wife.

Pepper Mostly: You want a PET, not a partner. 

A fuck buddy.

[magemaud]

Norma is so tiny! Ed towers over her! I have to admit my black heart softened a bit at her tears 

[Angry Moldovan]

Sorry, 7 mins late and I get the penguin as punishment 

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I just can’t with the ponytails…

Right, this is not a cute look for an octogenerian.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

A fuck buddy.

Fuck buddies get more respect and freedom 

[kacesq]

Ugh this is painful. To watch. I don’t particularly care about these two. 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Does anyone know what the next iteration is when this slog ends? Original recipe? before the 90 Days…TOW?

90 Day Fiance: More Bullshit.

[OneGuy]

First tears at 7 past the hour.  This should be a fun episode.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed you are never happy. Has he ever been happy? Happiness turns tail and takes off like a bat out of hell when Ed approaches. He emits some sort of ray or aura that envelopes happiness and destroys it, some sort of black hole. 

[Eldemarge]

Good evening, all!  Trip to Florida went awesome. The guy friend and I hit it off like gangbusters and there are FEELINGS and I'm a teenager again.  <3 

Anyway, let's pelt Ed with rocks.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Norma needs a Sharp paycheck, what with inflation and all.

That's right seniors are on a fixed income.  Plus I saw a real tear, she's working it.

[LEILANI2]

I don't give a fuck about Ed and his tears and fuck Norma too.

[kacesq]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Sorry, 7 mins late and I get the penguin as punishment 

We are all being punished for your tardiness.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ed is a short sighted  controlling possessive asshole

FTFY

[sainte-chapelle]

What happened? She used to like Liz. Did I miss something?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ed you are never happy. Has he ever been happy? Happiness turns tail and takes off like a bat out of hell when Ed approaches. He emits some sort of ray or aura that envelopes happiness and destroys it, some sort of black hole. 

Liz may be praying for the end of time.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

90 Day Fiance: More Bullshit.

90 Day Fiance:  Just Admit It, You Can't Walk Away