90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Jibrish got put in a coma by David... Jibrish needed Space Cash to save his ass in the studio... what gives Jibrish the confidence he can beat up a paper bag?

[kacesq]

I’m guessing Kara is the knocked up chick based on how she carefully carried that whatever in front of her stomach as thy walked in...

hey Yve? They can’t work until they get their green card...why does everyone act like they don’t know this.

Ari is tough? Tough chick who relies on mommy and daddy.

Las Vegas. Makes sense for Patrick.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Kara is hiding the baby bump so she can spring the news later. Because I was born yesterday.

I posted both announcements earlier in the couples section.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seems like steroid sales are doing gangbusters in Las Vegas.

[kacesq]

I really liked Kara’s shorter hair, I’m so over this trend of ridiculously long hair made possible by extensions.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Yve steal that dress of a lounge singer?

[Eldemarge]

I'm here!!! Yay yay yay.

And guess what??  I got it.  I have the interview for [insert dream giant global tech company here] THIS WEEK.   So stoked.

Let's gooooooo!

Edited to add...  crappy ex-husband got laid off 2 months ago and is still unemployed.  Oh well.

Edited August 15, 2022 by Eldemarge

[Hotel Snarker]

Patrick moves like someone who is running from the cops or something.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So is that Yve's friend that looks like a clone of Miona?   

Maybe Miona and Shaeeda should start their own earring online store?  

When did they film this?   

Do you think Kara's dress slit could be higher?   And holding stuff in front of her tummy isn't fooling me.   

So, Patrick and Thais moved to Vegas.   

I love Guillermo telling the others he can't fight anyone.   

Did Ari pack enough clothes for everyone?   That tote bag is huge.  

Several of the women, except Shaeeda are dressed like they're going clubbing. 

Edited August 15, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

Good luck, @Eldemarge!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve had enough of BileDuct and Shae for a lifetime. Don’t care.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I mean, it wasn’t even shaped like an arch, or a proper triangle! So stupid!

Why can’t we bring in Suki or Andy Cohen?

NO PLEASE NO ANDY COHEN. 

Hey peeps! I have my Louboutin knockoffs and my giraffe lashes on!

Dying to see what abominations the women are going to be wearing. It seems that they try to outdo each other in selecting ill fitting, garish, ugly outfits. 

[Frozendiva]

Nice of Kobe to go and introduce himself to folks.

[Hotel Snarker]

Shaeeda is so absolutely stunning and classy.

[Gobi]

Debris must be doing some painting, he's wearing the drop cloth.

[ExMathMajor]

Hey y'all? The Tell-All's not ready for Ji-BRI! 🙄

[Frozendiva]

Jiblet, you think far too highly of yourself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jabroni is even more obnoxious when there’s no script.

Edited August 15, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Straycat80]

Good evening all! WTH is Jibri wearing? Vegas lounge singer. 

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

When did they film this?

Around June 19th

[Frozendiva]

Thais can't sit upright and like a lady?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!!! Yay yay yay.

And guess what??  I got it.  I have the interview for [insert dream giant global tech company here] THIS WEEK.   So stoked.

Let's gooooooo!

That's fantastic, @Eldemarge! I knew you would! 

I think Miona is in for a pasting tonight. They love to pick one person to pile on. But oh my stars I hope it'll be Ari. She deserves it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pillow Talk Meets Tell All: Worlds Collide

Edited August 15, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

Can Jibri just shut the fuck up? Nothing he says means anything.

[kacesq]

Why are Tim and the Crying Man there? I forgot his name.

[Grifter Lives]

The red pantsuit is now a standard part of the tell-all.  First Angela, then Kalani's sister and now Emily.

Was it ever in style?

[ExMathMajor]

Wait, what?? Kenny and Tim??

ETA: I'm actually glad we might get some interesting side commentary!

Edited August 15, 2022 by ExMathMajor

[kacesq]

Shaun is amazing? Read that script Tim!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Debris must be doing some painting, he's wearing the drop cloth.

Ahem. Its ART. He is an ARTIST. 

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Jiblet, you think far too highly of yourself.

Once again you astonish with your gift for understatement!

[kacesq]

Sigh I guess Kenny still hasn’t discovered he can size up his shirt.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pillow Talk Meets Tell All: World’s Collide

Technicality: Neither was on 90-Day Fiance OG.  But, at least they save us from Loren & Alexi, Pao & Russ or others.

[kacesq]

Did Emily have the second kid by time this was filmed?

[Gobi]

This cast is so dull and phony that TLC had to bring in Tim and Kenny to spice it up.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yasssss!!! Kenny should be the host. He asks harder hitting questions than Shaun.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why are Tim and the Crying Man there? I forgot his name.

They should stuff Shawn in a handy closet and take over the hosting themselves. 

[Doublemint]

@eldemarge- You go Jersey girl!   Yea!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Yasssss!!! Kenny should be the host. He asks harder hitting questions than Shaun.

 A mailbox would ask harder hitting questions than Shawn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t know if Shawn drinks vampire blood or what, but she does look so young! Still a shit host, but a young-looking one.

[Bees52]

Good evening all! Oops turned a little late to the Tell Nothing...

Hmm... Tim and Kenny are giving  backstage commentary?

[Grifter Lives]

Production had to prime everyone to fight (except maybe Jabroni).  Why else would the women say, "Bring it on?" and Guillermo beg for mercy?

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!!! Yay yay yay.

And guess what??  I got it.  I have the interview for [insert dream giant global tech company here] THIS WEEK.   So stoked.

Let's gooooooo!

Edited to add...  crappy ex-husband got laid off 2 months ago and is still unemployed.  Oh well.

that's a schadenfruede twofer!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck me. Thais is knocked up? Does John know? 

[Gobi]

Shaeeda must be pissed.

[Frozendiva]

Both are 16 weeks along? Good luck to the kids. They may be raising their parents.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d bet the farm that every day Kara has an “occasional” adult beverage (her rationale?) just because it helps her relax and that means it will relax the baby too.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Production had to prime everyone to fight (except maybe Jabroni).  Why else would the women say, "Bring it on?" and Guillermo beg for mercy?

When did you become a Mod?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fuck me. Thais is knocked up? Does John know? 

or as I always say with a sincere, concerned voice: "any idea who the father is?"

[CrazyInAlabama]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Why are Tim and the Crying Man there? I forgot his name.

Kenny of Kenny & Armando.    Did Tim and Kenny go to the same barber/stylist?  

It's nice of the person who bleeps out naughty words to miss the first part so I can guess the word.

What the hell are Jibri and Miona wearing?   

So now wimpy Jibri starts attacking people, but if he has any brains at all, he better not take if further.   I bet everyone on stage or crew could flatten him. 

Edited August 15, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Straycat80]

What was the set designer smoking? Why are two of the couples sitting up on a raised platform. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t know if Shawn drinks vampire blood or what, but she does look so young! Still a shit host, but a young-looking one.

She traded any vestige of hosting/journalistic talent for the secret of eternal youth. 

Bilal is quick to say "we both have faults". He's going to turn it on Shaeeda at every turn.