90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

"Perhaps a kiss . . . on the nose . . . I mean on the lips."  Absolute hilarity Ed.

That Ed. So self deprecating, such a humble loser guy.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

"Perhaps a kiss . . . on the nose . . . I mean on the lips."  Absolute hilarity Ed.

How does he manage to look so greasy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I have either grown into my age or run out of patience. I hate just about all of these people. 

You are approaching “Get off my lawn” territory. I quite enjoy it.

[Bees52]

So...who needs a translator app or a professional translator when you can just bring your mom along?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

How does he manage to look so greasy?

Its the mayonnaise. 

[kacesq]

You just know that Jesse And Jeniffffffer’s favorite part of filming is those intros...they think they’re at Fashion Week....

[Pepper Mostly]

Tick "gross food" on your Bingo cards!

[Frozendiva]

What are they eating and why am I repulsed?

[Suzywriter]

I have a new crochet magazine. It was free, but I don't crochet. It's still more interesting than watching Ed pred all over his latest victim.

[OneGuy]

Jesse tries to gauge how to cut an ant.  On the bias or no?

[sainte-chapelle]

I want Jeniffers daughter to ask where her other boyfriend is 

[Gobi]

No head, just the ass. Okay, then.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse is positively longing for some chicken feet or penis soup right now. 

[charmed1]

Oh man. I haven’t seen this tramp in a long time. And by tramp, I mean Jesse.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I want Jeniffers daughter to ask where her other boyfriend is 

"Where's Uncle Cacua, Mommy?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenniffffer’s mother looks just like her.

[magemaud]

I tuned in late, just in time to see Humpty Dumpty walking with his mother. Now if Big Ed is 4’11”, how tall is Mama? 

I get sad seeing Teddy knowing that he has crossed the Rainbow Bridge 

[Suzywriter]

Ew. I'm not eating ants for anyone. 

[goofygirl]

Dang, Jenifffffffffffffer's MOM looks good!  Wonder how old she was when she had Jen? 14 or so???

[Pepper Mostly]

Violet doesn't get supper? Poor kid. Send to her room with a juice box and some ants.

[sainte-chapelle]

Jenny from the block loves her skin tight workout clothes. Glad she dressed nicely to see her mom. Jessy looks like a slob 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

What are they eating and why am I repulsed?

Ant butts.

[Frozendiva]

I thought one of Jesse's gigs was being an escort. So yeah, he would be flirty.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse has never flirted with anyone in his life. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

In Spanish: Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll continue to hook up with Cacua.

[Hotel Snarker]

Don't eat the head. Just the ass.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Dang, Jenifffffffffffffer's MOM looks good!  Wonder how old she was when she had Jen? 14 or so???

She is more attractive than Jeniiffer

[Frozendiva]

His real intentions are TV exposure.

[Gobi]

It's easy, when he goes and Jenifffffer stays, Cacuo moves in.

[Suzywriter]

Mama Jenniffffeeeeeer is very pretty. 

[charmed1]

He works remotely. The jokes just write themselves.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenniffffer, someone who throws the word “love” around like Jesse does is a poseur.

[Hotel Snarker]

What job is Jesse referring to being flexible? Escorting?

[OneGuy]

Jesse has become Darcey.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Where's Uncle Cacua, Mommy?"

Papa Caca?

[Pepper Mostly]

Check Jenniffffffer's body language. She'd sit at another table if she could. 

[Bees52]

Hmm... Mom Jeniffer (and do they look alike!)  understood the Jesse's love confession without any translation....

[goofygirl]

Just a question.... WHERE is Deb going with Jay that deserves the black lace ensemble??  Happy Hour?

[Gobi]

I forgot about Nutalie. Too bad the show didn't. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Papa Caca?

Also known as Poppy Cocky.

[Frozendiva]

Maybe Jeniffer has the magic touch of making men fall in love with her and her offering nothing back.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What job is Jesse referring to being flexible? Escorting?

Phone sex.

[Hotel Snarker]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Remember when our Steph was so priggish and dainty she could barely bring herself to say "sexual relations", back in Australia? Now she's yapping about penises and practically humping the gearshift. 

Yup! She was a celibate prude. My oh my, how she has done a complete 180.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Jesse has become Darcey.

Watching these shows would all be worth it if I could see Jesse on a drunken crying jag.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What job is Jesse referring to being flexible? Escorting?

Yep.  That's why he can work ANYWHERE!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Just a question.... WHERE is Deb going with Jay that deserves the black lace ensemble??  Happy Hour?

I thought she was wearing lingerie or a peignoir set.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

Watching these shows would all be worth it if I could see Jesse on a drunken crying jag.

Wait until Jennifer gives him a key and not a ring.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse’s parting words to Jennifffffer: You never loved me! Liar!!

[TMI]

10 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

How does he manage to look so greasy?

mayo hair treatments

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Wait until Jennifer gives him a key and not a ring.

I would think decent underwear.