90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Baltimore Betty]

Why is Jesse wearing a Vegas lounge act tux?

[sainte-chapelle]

I hope production is trolling Jesse and Jennifer with restaurant choices.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You stranged her along!" roars mother Tania, highly incensed. 

But she was stingy with the Jack and Tiramisu. She didn't try to befriend him.

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear gawd, Jesse. Jenifffffer is doing everything but presenting like a mandrill. 

This dude is oblivious to social cues and body language he’s too wrapped up in himself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse thinks he’s so suave. 

[OneGuy]

Jesse is so relationally smooth.  Just a natural.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's planting her stiletto-ed foot squarely on his crotch. 

[sainte-chapelle]

LMAO they had to highlight the fact they are staying at a fucking holiday Inn.  Jjet setting Rolex wearing Jesse at the Holiday Inn. Keep trolling TLC

Edited March 29, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Tuneful]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Jesse is so relationally smooth.  Just a natural.

Smarmy. 

[goofygirl]

Jeniffffffer is ready Jesse!!!  What's wrong with you?

 

OK, now Ima gonna hurl. I just ate dinner!

Edited March 29, 2022 by goofygirl

[Frozendiva]

Lust hasn't stopped him before.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesse. You silver tongued devil. "Let's do some yoga". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse: You don’t have to make Love the first night.

Me: I think Jesse might have some erectile dysfunction problems and this is how he rationalizes it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. I'm no expert but I don't think what they're doing is yoga.

[Hotel Snarker]

For a gigolo, Jesse has no game.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jesse: You don’t have to make Love the first night.

Me: I think Jesse might have some erectile dysfunction problems and this is how he rationalizes it.

Maybe his little blue pills were counterfeit and he couldn’t get them through customs. 

[Frozendiva]

He's Amsterdam Gigolo. Needs a Blondie song. And Armani.

[Suzywriter]

Ok this ia hard to watch.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. I'm no expert but I don't think what they're doing is yoga.

I went to yoga class tonight, we did not do any of that.  

[My Girls]

I REALLY effin HATE this guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Debbie is hammered. 

But what else is new. 

[Gobi]

Yoga, gurl!

[Hotel Snarker]

Stomach turning!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb lowers her expectations. A kiss on the cheek.

”I didn’t feel a love connection.” Oh, snap.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Jesse. You silver tongued devil. "Let's do some yoga". 

He didn't seem to get turned on until they did the yoga...

[Mindthinkr]

End of Debbie’s date…AWKWARD 

[Pepper Mostly]

This is like Danielle's cringey date. "I had fun but don't feel a connection. So long".

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Debbie is hammered. 

But what else is new. 

Is she too drunk to make bith stew?

[goofygirl]

No Debbie, it's not worth it if it makes you cry.

 

Well, that was fast!  Y'all have a great rest of the week!

Edited March 29, 2022 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Debbie would rather he lied and said he'd call her! Girl. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Debbie “ I want my sex tonight” I do feel bad seeing her cry. I think she is very lonely…it must be hard

[Hotel Snarker]

So this asshat spent the date telling Debbie how much he wants to keep having sex and then leaves her high and dry? Poor gal.

[Suzywriter]

Poor Deb.

[magemaud]

I can’t wait to see “Teem’s” reaction to Jesse and Jenifffer’s date on PT 

[OneGuy]

I totally forgot about Ed thankfully.  Too bad they just reminded me.  They couldn't just let it be.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

End of Debbie’s date…AWKWARD 

Is this a curse Larissa put on her, you know, a curse for Deb not having a romantic life because she went against the queen.

[Hotel Snarker]

It's not the 70s anymore Debbie. You can't just ply somebody full of liquor and cocaine and start fucking on the first date anymore.

My post above? #SARCASM

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Debbie would rather he lied and said he'd call her! Girl. 

So he wouldn't see how sad she looked. 😕

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I totally forgot about Ed thankfully.  Too bad they just reminded me.  They couldn't just let it be.

If he marries what's her face, maybe he won't be asked to do HEA.

[OneGuy]

Goodnight all.  Thanks for the snark.  I'm off to do some yoga or something.

[Mindthinkr]

Have a good week everyone. I may watch a bit more, but I need some sleep. Stay well. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well peeps, that was fun! Stay tuned for Plumbing Updates from Casa Mostly, and I hope to see some of you on Friday for Love After Lockup!

Oh, and Slava Ukraini!

Edited March 29, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I totally forgot about Ed thankfully.  Too bad they just reminded me.  They couldn't just let it be.

Same here. That yammy yammy scene with Jesse and Jenifffffer was bad enough. No need to incorporate any rotten egg.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This is like Danielle's cringey date. "I had fun but don't feel a connection. So long".

Oh god. The one where she told him about being smelly?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that was fun! I honestly wouldn’t be watching this dreck if it weren’t for you all. Have a superfabulous week. Be safe, stay strong and live your best life.

[sagittarius sue]

It's been fun.  I might be back next week.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, m'dears! That is it for Part Tres of The Single Life! I hope to see you all on Sunday for the finale (HOPEFULLY finale) episode of B90! Will also see you around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[sainte-chapelle]

It’s been fun all. Great snark. Heading over to the diaries chat poor Yara, she likely won’t see her family for a very long time.

Edited March 29, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Gobi]

I'm still in shock. Till next time.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

It's been fun.  I might be back next week.

Yasss...come back! It's been a while since I've seen you, old friend!

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Yasss...come back! It's been a while since I've seen you, old friend!

Thanks.  I just can't get back into the two hour 90F shows but I think I can do this hour.

[Bees52]

I do feel a little bad for Debbie. It must be difficult to date (or pretend to for TV) after 50 years. But there's always the slot machine and cats to return to for comfort.

Alright see y'all next week for more snarking fun!