90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sorry, Jeniffffffer, but I would take Tim over Jesse any time. At least Tim has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sinjin is porking up, hmm?

[OneGuy]

"I deserve . . . to have love."  - PrEd.  So many deserving people on these shows.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My name is Auntie Anxiety and I’m a 90 Day Fiance addict.

You have to acknowledge a higher power - Love After Lockup.

[Mindthinkr]

Yes Ed, your hair is a mess and don’t even compare YOURSELF to George Clooney. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I saw some of this on the Meet the New Cast show. Sadly, the new cast is same as the old cast. And did I hear that Teddy is R.I.P.?

[OneGuy]

I'm not sure I want to see who you are Ed, yourself or whatever else you've been.

[Frozendiva]

I deserve to have love too.

[Hotel Snarker]

Of course as soon as I turn to the show, it's Pred sniffing his cut off hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

My heart is breaking. For this poor stylist, not for Ed, whose tears feed my life force. 

[Gobi]

Wow! Now he looks like a perv with short hair.

[Mr. Miner]

Hey Big Ped! The sympathy store called and nobody cares. 🖕🏻

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pred, you need MUCH more than a new haircut. Just sayin’.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

Wow! Now he looks like a perv with short hair.

And just accentuates the lack o'neck.

[OneGuy]

PrEd finally realizes the hair has been his problem.  Now it's all better.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Of course as soon as I turn to the show, it's Pred sniffing his cut off hair.

Its like he's constitutionally unable NOT to be creepy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Pig Pred is a crier.

[Bees52]

Hi! Hey I made it here to snark with yall...  just to see a bunch 90 Dayers I don't like. Well, all the better, maybe. 😈

They had to start with Big Egg. 😩

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, ick ick ick with the slurping and macking! STAHP

[judylo]

Ughhhhhhh!! (Ed.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pred’s big accomplishment is giving her multiple orgasms? If that’s the case, the purple people pleaser should be in the Orgasm Hall of Fame.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hi! Hey I made it here to snark with yall...  just to see a bunch 90 Dayers I don't like. Well, all the better, maybe. 😈

They had to start with Big Egg. 😩

The yolk's on us.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed is disgusting…why am I here? Because of you all that is why! :)

[Pepper Mostly]

Being loved again? Ed. Ed Ed Ed. When were you loved? Except possibly by your dog. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pred’s big accomplishment is giving her multiple orgasms? If that’s the case, the purple people pleaser should be in the Orgasm Hall of Fame.

She faked it so he would finish…guaranteed 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Being loved again? Ed. Ed Ed Ed. When were you loved? Except possibly by your dog. 

And his mom

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed distinguished? What new fuckery is this?

[Frozendiva]

Egg, you want a girl in her 20s. No one older.

[OneGuy]

Ed's a liar.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

She faked it so he would finish…guaranteed 

I was about to say the same thing! Ed thinks very highly of himself, doesn't he? So much so that a few yelps and some heavy breathing has him totally snowed.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sorry, Jeniffffffer, but I would take Tim over Jesse any time. At least Tim has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself.

And a real job other than reality star

[My Girls]

I've never brought my hair home in a paper bag...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m alone. I enjoy and prefer it.

Edited March 15, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Is that a spoon collection? What the every loving fuck? 

[Frozendiva]

And what do you bring to the top ten list, Egg?

[judylo]

What kind of accent does Ed’s mom have?

[Hotel Snarker]

God damn, his mum looks good for 82.

[TazDevil]

I am in awe of y'all, having the strength to watch live and chat two nights in a row.  I look forward to reading all of your snark after I can watch on my dvr (and likely fast forward through a lot of crap).

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m alone. I enjoy it.

Do cats count? 

[Bees52]

I kind of agree with Ed's mom he looked like a witch with all that hair.

But then again, she's kind a looking like Dorothy or Pippi Longstocking right now...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

God damn, his mum looks good for 82.

Its the pigtails. They take years off her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where is Nat’s rat?

[My Girls]

Natalie's looking good!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m alone. I enjoy it.

You do what you want, you get the remote, you leave the house and it looks the same when you get back....

[Gobi]

"I just got out of a bad relationship." Any relationship with you, Ed, is a bad one.

[OneGuy]

Ed wants a tiger in the bedroom.  I wonder if an owl would do.

[Hotel Snarker]

What a time to be alive. Watching national TV and hearing the human thumb proclaim he gave multiple orgasms to a woman.

[sainte-chapelle]

Nutty Natalie…all jokes aside I hope her mom is ok

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Where is Nat’s rat?

Uncle Beau's dinner at some point?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

What kind of accent does Ed’s mom have?

She's from Mexico, IIRC.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie is looking her age, and then some.