90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jennifffffer might end up with the promise-friendship ring.

I hate her too. Even during her season with Tim I sided with him more than once. She was rude and purposely tried to make him uncomfortable.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why is he naked in the pool?

The folks at Sharp labor under the delusion that we are all gasping for a glimpse of naked Jesse. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What an enormous tool.

He wishes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Please tell me he isn’t still calling himself a life coach.

[sainte-chapelle]

How is that Russian business plan going for you Jesse?

[Hotel Snarker]

It's crazy how much younger they both looked back then.

[Frozendiva]

He probably wants his own reality show.

[Gobi]

Who thinks Jesse organized the invasion of Ukraine?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse: What do I really want?

Pepper Mostly: Judging by this sequence, Jesse, I'd say it was to be perpetually naked. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Please, Sharp, please have a clip of Jesse’s parents. I’m begging you.

[kacesq]

Im sad by how much Darcey has effed up her face...seeing her back in the day.

Jenifffffer is a model? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m getting my reality shows confused. The woman on last night’s Naked and Afraid looked like Jenniffffer and also did rock climbing.

[Hotel Snarker]

So…trying to assimilate into Russian culture, eh, Jesse? Sounds about right.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Im sad by how much Darcey has effed up her face...seeing her back in the day.

Jenifffffer is a model? 

Everyone on these shows is a model or one degree away from a model.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jenifffffer: I want to taste everything. That's why I'm licking these rocks. 

[My Girls]

I don't know how rock climbers can trust their life to a little piece of metal stuck in a mountain.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t “get” Tim during his season, but I love his scenes with Veronica on Pillow Talk. He’s a riot.

[kacesq]

Jeniffer and Jesse trying to pretend they’re involved so they can stay on the TLC gravy train. Sharp if you really cared about us you’d give us a showmance between Jesse and Debbie.

 

 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hot tabbing! Rock climbing! How do these jobless folk have such lux lives?

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD THOSE NAILS. I am seriously alarmed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse found her text after a year? Okay, yep, I can believe that.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’ll give Jasmine this…at least she has a real career. Jennifer did quite the 180.  I thought she wanted a controlling assertive man ….now she is telling a different story. 

[Gobi]

Jesse's photos look like he's auditioning for gay porn. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD THOSE NAILS. I am seriously alarmed.

How does she do basic things?

[Hotel Snarker]

Jeniffer has some missing moles now.

[kacesq]

I’m so tired of all the shiny Botoxed skin on reality show famewhores....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenniffffer, before Jesse shows up, you need to go out and buy a bigger mirror. Wait, what? Jennifffffer has a secret?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

How does she do basic things?

During the rock climbing sequence I was musing idly "that must be hell on your nails". 

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesse replied a year later because he wanted to be sure he would be featured on the show.

[Frozendiva]

You haven't even met Jesse yet. No need to mention Cacua.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

How does she do basic things?

Especially care for a 3 year old. 

[kacesq]

I can’t believe we’re stuck with Stephanie on this ride. I’m so over her and her thirst...

[Hotel Snarker]

Did she go rock climbing with those nails?

[Gobi]

Coming up - farts in a jar.

[DNR]

I despise this cast  Thank goodness I’ve got y’all snark to get me thru 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love these Progressive commercials.

[Frozendiva]

If I could make a few bucks selling mine, I would.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I love these Progressive commercials.

Me too. I love Dr. Rick!

lmao the show is partly sponsored by Botox. 

[Mindthinkr]

Ah, a chocolate ad for me. Lindt. I had Mackies, which I think is better. 

[Bees52]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD THOSE NAILS. I am seriously alarmed.

 

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

How does she do basic things?

 

As the nails grow, one learns to adapt. After having long nails for years, it's difficult to re-adjust to completing tasks with short nails.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I read today that Discovery+ is merging with HBO Max(?).

[Frozendiva]

Found some Valentine's ones for $1.44. Ended up with two boxes of Truffles.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie propositions the tattoo artist in 3.....2......1

[sainte-chapelle]

Vanessa. Hates You

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

As the nails grow, one learns to adapt. After having long nails for years, it's difficult to re-adjust to completing tasks with short nails.

I mean, yeah, I've had long nails too, but hers were into Wolverine territory! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Debbie getting a tattoo?

[Frozendiva]

I can go with Debs being a helicopter mother.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those old photos are amusing me.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I was perfectly happy being a widow"?? Um. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Larissa, the BRAZILIAN. I’m roaring.