90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed being a creep is not charismatic.

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE DROPPED HER HEAD BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT YOU TO KISS HER YOU GROSS DISGUSTING TROGLODYTE.

[Gobi]

The Kennedy assassination has been analyzed less than Big Ped's attempted kiss of Liz.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed shouldn’t have any problem keeping his chin down.

[SunnyBeBe]

Ed’s brother says, This is a train wreck!  He’s alright! 

[Frozendiva]

Liz may just not be ready for a relationship. Show some respect for the woman and maybe just hang out as friends for a bit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed, Liz is younger than your daughter. Get a sugar baby. It is your only hope. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I hate listening to family/friends who’ve never witnessed the dynamic give completely irrelevant, not-applicable advice.

Ed is so fucking gross. Like, I can't.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ed being a creep is not charismatic.

He is a predator, he picks vulnerable women and uses his cute dog and disability to get them to feel pity and perhaps tolerate more than they normally would. I can’t stand him.

[My Girls]

Did Rose ever post anything about what he was like in the sack?

[Frozendiva]

Predator is pretty strong. I would say Ed has some sixth sense that attracts these sorts of women to him. The dog and older mom does come in handy.

[Gobi]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

Did Rose ever post anything about what he was like in the sack?

Did they have sex? I must have suppressed all memory of it.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Did they have sex? I must have suppressed all memory of it.

Once, I thought?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

Once, I thought?

They did despite her breath not being pretty.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hope this doesn’t end like Britney’s four wheeler adventure.

[sainte-chapelle]

So these girls are being paid to hang with Danielle right?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god why am I sitting here watching Danielle ride a jet ski? Is this my life now? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Most awkward friend group ever.

[Pepper Mostly]

Danielle's on Tinder. Heaven help us. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear god why am I sitting here watching Danielle ride a jet ski? Is this my life now? 

Are the drinks wearing off yet?

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesus I can see Dani instantly burning. Get the sun block girl!

[Gobi]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Most awkward friend group ever.

They must figure that standing next to Dani makes them look better.

[My Girls]

All these people want someone who "wants them for them".  No they don't, they want someone wayyyyyyy better than them.

[charmed1]

I’m going to hell because I’m laughing so hard right now.

[Gobi]

I really don't need this discussion again.

[Hotel Snarker]

But why are we acting like Mohamed volunteered this stuff???

He tried to say it was private and not talk about it but Shaun pushed them and Dinyell told on herself. LOL!

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord let’s revisit smellgate again shall we?

[Hotel Snarker]

For fuck's sake, get over Mohammed already. At this point the only thing holding you back is you, Danielle.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Are the drinks wearing off yet?

LOL, I should have had a few more and gone to karaoke with my lad instead! These idiots are boring me to sobs. Its only you, my peeps, who keep me from pulling my own head off. 

[charmed1]

11 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I hate listening to family/friends who’ve never witnessed the dynamic give completely irrelevant, not-applicable advice.

Ed is so fucking gross. Like, I can't.

For a split second, I thought Brother Mike was going to give the reasonable advice of “you need to date somebody your age and in your league.” Not “you need to date someone who’s all about you.” Ed is a troll. Trolls should date other trolls like Grangela, Babygirl Lisa, Mark the perv, etc.

[Gobi]

My Big Fat Waste of Time.

"She never came over to say hi. It was like she was working or something."

[Hotel Snarker]

We've been on 2 dates, you can no longer have friends.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, I'm not really clear on this. Did Ed kiss Liz's nose? 

Edited September 14, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Frozendiva]

Liz, you can have a beer with whomever you want. You are not Ed's girlfriend or his exclusive girlfriend.

[OneGuy]

Count your blessings for the short text messages!

[Hotel Snarker]

Maybe Liz ignored you and had a drink with another guy because you "were at the restaurant all night" where she works, being a creepy stalker.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, I'm not really clear on this. Did Ed kiss Liz's nose? 

 And was there tongue/nostril action?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Ed, you do not have the right to demand an accounting from Liz for ANYTHING SHE DOES! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ummm. I would tell Ed it is none of his fucking business

[Hotel Snarker]

Big Stalker Ed.

[Frozendiva]

I'd be expressing concerns about the age difference. Ten or so years is one thing, but this is over 25 years.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Ed, she has made her feelings for you clear as day. 

Oh ew. "I want to take care of you"? Gag. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed is totally watching her every move and reading into everything. He's an obsessive stalker, plain and simple.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You're boyfriend material. Not for me, mind you, but for someone".

[Frozendiva]

Ed, get a pet if you want to take care of something. Or a houseplant.

[OneGuy]

You need your space and I will give you that space while I'm in your restaurant watching you from a distance.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed, you don't force people to date you. That's not how it works. Give it up already.

[charmed1]

Ed’s eyes are black like a demonic little hedgehog.

[Frozendiva]

Nice to meet you, @OneGuy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

My male friend runs in fancy circles and I got to attend some swanky weddings. We have been friends for 20 years and hubby doesn’t care one bit.