90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

Larissa was so pretty before all her surgery 

[Frozendiva]

Colt stopped needing you over a decade ago.

[sainte-chapelle]

Did…did she say it feels like she broke up,with Colt?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus a therapist would have a fucking field day with our Debs. She was happy to be a widow, she feels like she and her son "broke up", oy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Age spots vs. tattoo. You decide.

[Hotel Snarker]

 Debbie, you really strike me as being a drinker.

[Gobi]

Getting a tattoo? Is she having an end of life crisis?

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t need to hear about her wanting sex…nothing wrong with that but this is wierd

[Mindthinkr]

Has Deb told you that she still loves sex? 

[JeanJean]

21 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hate her too. Even during her season with Tim I sided with him more than once. She was rude and purposely tried to make him uncomfortable.

I like Tim, and I really like Tim and Veronica on Pillow Talk. One of the things I admire about Tim is he really doesn't give a sh-t if people think he's not macho enough. 

Am I in Hell and having to repeatedly see Jesse is my punishment?

He and Jennifer deserve each other. Conceited and impatient. (I'd say judgey but that's what I'm doing.)

Edited March 15, 2022 by JeanJean

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Has Deb told you that she still loves sex?

[Gobi]

Hold out, Debbie, Usman will be available soon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb, I hear there’s a nice guy just for you. His name is The Williams.

[sainte-chapelle]

She should hook up,with Stef

[Gobi]

I don't wish to know that!

[kacesq]

I did not need this extended discussion of Debbie’s sex Life...

[OneGuy]

This is unusually nauseating.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 Debbie, you really strike me as being a drinker.

Oh, Debbie's a drunk all right. I bet she pours a slug of Jack Daniels into her morning coffee. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Getting a tattoo? Is she having an end of life crisis?

My son wants me to get a tattoo now that I'm retired. I'm resistant but not adamant. But I wouldn't get a boob butterfly. I'm considering "Don't Panic!" on one forearm and "Mostly Harmless" on the other. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

This is unusually nauseating.

The Sojaboy angle might be worth snarking.

[OneGuy]

Told to shut up during sex?!  HAHAHAHA

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt being happy makes Debbie miserable.

[JeanJean]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I did not need this extended discussion of Debbie’s sex Life...

I don't normally like Debbie but I admire that she was upfront about sex at an older age. 

[Bees52]

Why did I pick now to snack on potato chips? Go away, Debbie!

 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Debbie's a drunk all right. I bet she pours a slug of Jack Daniels into her morning coffee. 

My son wants me to get a tattoo now that I'm retired. I'm resistant but not adamant. But I wouldn't get a boob butterfly. I'm considering "Don't Panic!" on one forearm and "Mostly Harmless" on the other. 

Why just your last name on the one arm.  Why not "Pepper Mostly Harmless?"

[JeanJean]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Told to shut up during sex?!  HAHAHAHA

She should've kicked the guy out right then.

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't think her friends want to hear all this.

Calling herself a helicopter mom is selling her relationship with Colt short.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Run, Mikey, run!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Calling herself a helicopter mom is selling her relationship with Colt short.

She's more like a remora mom.

Edited March 15, 2022 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Why just your last name on the one arm.  Why not "Pepper Mostly Harmless?"

Hahaha! But then I'd give away my secret online persona! Now I'm an International Woman of Mystery! 

Though some reference to the duchess in Alice in Wonderland (who made her tarts with pepper, mostly) would be fun, if painful. 

[kacesq]

Stephanie is always so obviously mugging for the camera. 

[Gobi]

This segment should be a gas.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie loves being “cute.” Even though she isn’t and I find it stupid.

[Hotel Snarker]

Uh oh, Stephoney AGAIN?! Her voice is ear assault.

[Frozendiva]

Stepanka, you are not sexy at all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Stephanie. Who do you think you're fooling? PORN is your porn. 

[kacesq]

Curated, god I hate how that word is tossed around these days.

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt being happy makes Debbie miserable.

Larissa is nuttier than an almond joy but she has Debbie’s number.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Stephanie. Who do you think you're fooling? PORN is your porn. 

And pays the bills...

[DNR]

Gets off to cooking videos 

gee how quirky!!  😑😑

[OneGuy]

I'm going to try to gut this second hour out. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dave is already wondering how he can bail on this date run for the exits.

[Gobi]

"I met him on a dating app, "Fart sniffers.com."

[Frozendiva]

The poor schmuck doesn't need to know anything about your life details, Steph.

[Hotel Snarker]

She tries way too hard.

[kacesq]

Wow Stephanie put a lot of effort into her hair for this “date.” Didn’t she realize cameras would be there?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's still flogging this "I'm bisexual" story? Girl. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I met him on a dating app, "Fart sniffers.com."

How jarring.

[sainte-chapelle]

Her laugh is so fake. Her date needs to run

[Gobi]

Steff, you're a butthole from any angle.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Stef…all your fans saw your butthole