90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Is Colt trying to flirt by stroking his beard so much?

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, seasons said:

God, I am old. I can't text with my thumbs.

But! I can type 75 words per minute without looking at keyboard thanks to learning in high school on IBM Selectric II typewriter.

 

I thought colt was going to drop that ring right off the dock with those sausage fingers. Ew.

Same here with the texting and the IBM Selectric II.

[My Girls]

I sure hope there aren't any little girls watching this show and thinking it's normal to not trust the guy you're engaged to.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed, it’s not your relationship, so it’s not your problem.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ed, it’s not your relationship, so it’s not your problem.

And it’s not his business.

[Gobi]

Please make it stop.

[Hotel Snarker]

What a great relationship, Vanessa has to know all his passwords. Also Colt just really pulled the “Every relationship has its problems.” I swear to god the only people that say that are people that are in toxic, highly dysfunctional relationships.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Is Colt trying to flirt by stroking his beard so much?

He's got to stroke something apparently.

[Pepper Mostly]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VANESSA DO NOT TELL US WHAT COLT SAYS DURING SEX

[sainte-chapelle]

This whole show all they talked about was sex….good lord. I’m no prude but this is a lot

[charmed1]

Coltee and Vanessa are trying way too hard to convince us that he’s a nymphomaniac. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, River sure porked up. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

“Every relationship has its problems.” 

On next season’s bingo card, @Pepper Mostly?

[Mindthinkr]

TLC- I don’t care how much you flood this show with ads for a reunion show coming up tomorrow night for Plathville. I’ve hit my limit tonight. 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VANESSA DO NOT TELL US WHAT COLT SAYS DURING SEX

Probably the same things he said to Larissa and Jess. Just changes the name.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Coltee and Vanessa are trying way too hard to convince us that he’s a nymphomaniac. 

Can a male be a nymphomaniac?  Or is it sex maniac?  Help me out here.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, River sure porked up. 

Maybe he ate Alejandro

[Bees52]

So glad I just made it through dinner before all the poop talk, and then this segment with Coltee and Vanessa.

Edited November 2, 2021 by Bees52
Lol Colette!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Can a male be a nymphomaniac?  Or is it sex maniac?  Help me out here.

🎶You say nymphomaniac, I say sex maniac, let’s call the whole thing off.🎶

[Gobi]

Vanessa, just give him some lotion and a box of tissues and be done with it.

[sainte-chapelle]

The  smaller sister looks like she weighs less than Whit Thore

[Pepper Mostly]

Well now we know why Colt doesn't work. He's too busy having sex and watching porn and choking the chicken.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VANESSA DO NOT TELL US WHAT COLT SAYS DURING SEX

It reminded me of that scene from Seinfeld when Jerry described how Elaine would talk about this and that during sex.

[My Girls]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well now we know why Colt doesn't work. He's too busy having sex and watching porn and choking the chicken.

My turn to be DEAD.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Vanessa, just give him some lotion and a box of tissues and be done with it.

And a plastic blowup doll for Christmas.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

🎶You say nymphomaniac, I say sex maniac, let’s call the whole thing off.🎶

Says George & Ira Gershwin.

[Gobi]

This is more than I ever wanted to know about Colt. Or about anyone, for that matter.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

On next season’s bingo card, @Pepper Mostly?

I have notes. Stay tuned. 

5 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Can a male be a nymphomaniac?  Or is it sex maniac?  Help me out here.

I think the term for men is satyrism.

Edited November 2, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[seasons]

10 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Vanessa looks like she still has on her Halloween makeup.

Ironic that she isn't that into sex but she says the F word a lot. 

I'm all for cursing when the time is right but she seems to let it fly pretty often. Klassy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I know far more about Colt’s sex addiction now than I ever cared to know.

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Can a male be a nymphomaniac?  Or is it sex maniac?  Help me out here.

Can a male have bigger breasts than his fiancée?

[sainte-chapelle]

Is Debbie drunk?

[OneGuy]

"My only fear . . ."  Seriously Ed?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is Debbie drunk?

Of course she is. Is the sky blue?

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is Debbie drunk?

Does Liz poop?

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Ed commenting? Doesn’t he live with his mom?

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed should be banned from commenting and offering advice to anyone else.

[Frozendiva]

I had to look up choking the chicken.

[Pepper Mostly]

Debbie does look pretty good. I like her hair. 

But she is fucking hammered.

[seasons]

Debbie has got Ed's number though.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have notes. Stay tuned. 

I think the term for men is satyrism.

Sounds correct!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Does Liz poop?

Does Liz poop in the woods?

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn Debbie came for Ed’s…neck? Oh, wait.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Suddenly I have a hankering for beef stew.

[Doublemint]

Shaun has completely tuned out!    What a HOST!

[OneGuy]

Magically, Brittany answers.

Edited November 2, 2021 by OneGuy

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit Debbie is tearing into Ed I love it….don’t interrupt this for Brit. No one cares 

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I had to look up choking the chicken.

Maybe he's flogging the dolphin. Or spanking the monkey. 

[seasons]

Isn't Brittany contractually obligated to do the tell all? Aren't they all?

[Bees52]

Wow. Dang Debbie!

Oh, they found Britanny.  Must be time for part 1 to end.