90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Guess Ed feels he deserves younger arm candy. He can still attract an attractive young women. Brains optional.

[charmed1]

Why is Mother Big Ed trying to push her raggedy old chucky doll son on us 40-somethings? We don’t want him either.

[Gobi]

Fern, you're needed on the set of the Debbie Does Dallas remake.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

the commercials are more entertaining than the stupid show.

I still miss the Wild Thing guy. 

And Sgt. Baker. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Here comes bitch Tiff

[Hotel Snarker]

Liz gave a mile, and Ed gave an inch.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I still miss the Wild Thing guy. 

And Sgt. Baker. 

And Princess toast. And I don't even know what's in it.

[Pepper Mostly]

The reprise of Liz's Dead Fish handshake. 

God what a bitch Tiffany is. 

[Doublemint]

A Mother always sticks up for her son.   She will never throw him under the bus.   You think you are close to your boyfriend's Mother, but she will always bail her son out no matter what.

This happened to me frequently in my younger days.

[sainte-chapelle]

No you weren’t nervous your Botox comments said it all

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed is a bottomless pit of need and he continually moves the goalposts to make Liz show her love and devotion. He’s a sick fuck. And she needs a life coach/therapist.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tiffany: I had a blazer too, but mine was a Calvin Klein blazer I got a Nordstrom, not a cheap rag from H&M, oh did I say that out loud?

Ed says "I'm a terrible person" in 3...2....

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

A Mother always sticks up for her son.   She will never throw him under the bus.   You think you are close to your boyfriend's Mother, but she will always bail her son out no matter what.

This happened to me frequently in my younger days.

Yea my husbands mom sometimes makes comments to me but I ignore or change the subject because one day it might come to “ well your wife  said….”

[Hotel Snarker]

“I totally had resting bitch face.” Perhaps because you are a bitch and you did come in with negative intentions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does she like you, Ed? Two words. Low standards. 

[Mindthinkr]

Even the plant behind Ed is starting to look sick. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Tiffany: I am incapable of chuckling, since I am terminally bitter. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh now the truth comes out….she didn’t ‘abandon’ him in Vegas. Ed’s lies are catching up now that everyone is talking. I dated a guy like that once. Toxic as shit.

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[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tiffany: I had a blazer too, but mine was a Calvin Klein blazer I got a Nordstrom, not a cheap rag from H&M, oh did I say that out loud?

Ha Ha Ha

[seasons]

Ed = arrested development. In many ways.

 

 

Colt is gross but he has a kind face and seems compassionate to the others.

I know, that's some crazy shit.

[Hotel Snarker]

Pred knows exactly what he's doing. He knows he's an abusive POS behind closed doors but will put on an act in front of an audience (on and off camera) to feign innocence while trying to squish tears out of his dry ass eyes and offer meaningless apologies for sympathy. 100% manipulative.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Even the plant behind Ed is starting to look sick. 

It's a 2:10 hour show.  How can anyone expect a plant to endure that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed is LOVING being the center of attention. 

[seasons]

Great. Molly has the coffee shits and we just saw a shot of Ed's underpants from the back. Ew.

Edited November 2, 2021 by seasons

[Hotel Snarker]

Tiffany is going to have her hands full when Ed is still doing this a couple of decades from now and getting himself kicked out of Assisted Living for harassment of the CNAs.

[Pepper Mostly]

"When I saw you, I shit my pants". 

"Do you poop?"

That Ed. What a silver tongued devil. What girl wouldn't swoon? 

[Gobi]

Anyone know the world record for projectile vomiting? I think I'm about to break it.

[Mindthinkr]

Ed actually asks Liz if she poops? That’s why there are bathroom doors Ed. 

[My Girls]

I feel that Liz won't age well.  Is that nasty of me to say?

[seasons]

Dear God.

What in the world is wrong with Liz? This is way beyond low self esteem.

And she has a daughter. Ugh.

[Hotel Snarker]

“I miss your mouth” is the creepiest thing he’s ever said.

"Do you poop or no?" Guys, I am seriously questioning my life choices. This is the content that TLC thinks we deserve.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

I feel that Liz won't age well.  Is that nasty of me to say?

Not really. Her jowls are already beginning to droop and she’s so young for that. 

[Bees52]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

I feel that Liz won't age well.  Is that nasty of me to say?

Nope, she's already started. She looked younger in the clips.

[Pepper Mostly]

Did Ed just say "I miss your mouth"? Holy shit, he's gross. 

He is so fucking revolting. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, seasons said:

Dear God.

What in the world is wrong with Liz? This is way beyond low self esteem.

And she has a daughter. Ugh.

Who unfortunately will follow mommy’s example and choose poorly

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

“I miss your mouth” is the creepiest thing he’s ever said.

"Do you poop or no?" Guys, I am seriously questioning my life choices. This is the content that TLC thinks we deserve.

First Mama Sumit and Jenny's food poisoning, or maybe she was faking it to get out of spending time with her, and now this.

[Doublemint]

NO MORE ED!  There, I've said it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

“I miss your mouth” is the creepiest thing he’s ever said.

"Do you poop or no?" Guys, I am seriously questioning my life choices. This is the content that TLC thinks we deserve.

Ed wants a tie-in with that annoying commercial about women pooping.

[sainte-chapelle]

Liz will be in his bed after the tell all….trust

[seasons]

Argh. Stupid Daisy sour cream commercials. What families actually sing and dance around about sour cream. Just stop.

 

Also, I'm guessing Brittany will.show up as a teaser for next week

. She reminds me of a Muppet.

[Gobi]

"I miss your mouth. Do you poop? Can I make a mask out of your face?"

[seasons]

God, I am old. I can't text with my thumbs.

But! I can type 75 words per minute without looking at keyboard thanks to learning in high school on IBM Selectric II typewriter.

 

I thought colt was going to drop that ring right off the dock with those sausage fingers. Ew.

Edited November 2, 2021 by seasons

[Auntie Anxiety]

So does Fernanda’s douchebag lawyer no-longer-her-boyfriend show up? He can drive his rented Lamborghini onto the set.

[charmed1]

Why do they keep harassing Terrence to call Brittany? Don’t they have her number? Leave the guy alone.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why’s Terrance still in the building?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed wants a tie-in with that annoying commercial about women pooping.

Ed wants to be the Poop Inspector.

[Gobi]

God help me, Colt's segment looks wholesome in comparison.

[seasons]

Ew. Getting the feeling that gross beard on Colt smells.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh here we go. Vanessa's going to start on her favorite topic, Colt's ravenous sex drive, any second now. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Vanessa looks like she still has on her Halloween makeup.