Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

"Abby reminds me of my six kids. I mean, she would if I could remember what my six kids looked like."

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Did Sara's Mom cut her hair with one of those vacuum cleaner attachments?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Look at that table covering, right out of the packaging!

Klassy.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Is this something you do on the regular?"  OOH- busted!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lie #2-Shawn has never done this before. But who’s keeping track?

[kacesq]

Like every other female in this show, Mother Sarah goes for the fake eyelashes. Which goes nicely with the completely bare face and quirky teeth.

[candall]

Oh NO.  What has happened to this poor woman's teeth?

[JenE4]

Sean wants to marry this woman he met TWICE and meanwhile his ex had SEVEN KIDS with him and he never married her?!?! Yikes!!!

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Speaking of ridiculous gallant, here’s Shawn.

Remember “Highlights” magazine: Goofus and Gallant? Shawn’s Goofus!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Apparently, Daonte has to re-learn the lesson he didn’t really learn the first six times.

[Maybeitsme]

Get him momma Sarah 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn: Sara's like nobody else

Pepper Mostly: Yeah, she's the only person in America who doesn't know about your six kids and your obsession with dating felons.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Sean wants to marry this woman he met TWICE and meanwhile his ex had SEVEN KIDS with him and he never married her?!?! Yikes!!!

Ummm, I think it was only six.

[candall]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Sean wants to marry this woman he met TWICE and meanwhile his ex had SEVEN KIDS with him and he never married her?!?! Yikes!!!

We need so many more quick emoji options.  Eye rolls, steam shooting out of ears. . . 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Shawn's not going to be a distraction for Sara-  except for the weekend away.

[Floatingbison]

Six kids??!! I haven't even had sex six times.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh gag, the non ending Christmas commercials are beginning 

[Elizzikra]

Is it me or is Sara really short. Like - (in all seriousness) some form of dwarfism short?

Also, I came in six minutes late. How will I catch up on the complicated plot lines and extensive character development???

[Gobi]

Shawn's a hopeless romantic. Or just hopeless, to be honest.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ummm, I think it was only six.

Listen, if Shawn can’t even remember how many kids he has, how the hell am I supposed to keep track?! 🤣

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey @Floatingbison, good to see you. How’s life with a the pup?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ummm, I think it was only six.

Maybe Kelly's popped out a seventh while we were distracted.

[Gobi]

Hey, maybe your sister is ill. She's Terra infirma .

[SemiCharmedLife]

Will someone please zip up Kristianna's bridal gown?

[OoogleEyes]

Is she wearing a pink bra underneath that wedding dress?

[Auntie Anxiety]

John looks like an imbecile James Bond. Said no one. Ever.

[Empress1]

7 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Did Sara's Mom cut her hair with one of those vacuum cleaner attachments?

Chemical cut from the bleach, I'm guessing.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

Hey, maybe your sister is ill. She's Terra infirma .

Well, at least she won't be Terra-rizing the wedding!

[Pepper Mostly]

So, looks like John didn't shower after all. 

"Let's just get this wedding overwith". I feel you, Mother Kristianna.

[Floatingbison]

John referenced a B rated horror movie.  He's a horror movie memorabilia collector, so it's cool that he ties his commentary in with that.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

The return of the killer drawn on eyebrows. Halloween themed?

[Gobi]

"Until we are machinegunned to death in a police ambush."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Well, at least she won't be Terra-rizing the wedding!

That would be Terra-ble!

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hey @Floatingbison, good to see you. How’s life with a the pup?

She's doing great.  Last night she was jumping into her bed filled with her toys like a kid jumping into a ball pit at chuck e. cheese!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Hey, maybe your sister is ill. She's Terra infirma .

She's behind the potted plant. Terra Incognito 

[Pepper Mostly]

Her flowers are really nice. 

And of course they smashed cake in each other's faces. I hate that.

[WaltersHair]

How did Mama Kristiana get off oxygen?

[Empress1]

Both John & Kristianna seem to have great kids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Terra arrives incognito and starts marking her terra-tory all around John.

[Pepper Mostly]

Everyone's bow tie is crooked. I'm sensing a theme.

"Let's party! All eight of us!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

NOOOOOOO. I don’t want to see John humping Krusty.

[Maybeitsme]

Kristianna looks very happy,  I'm glad to see it

[SemiCharmedLife]

Please no!  Bleach for the eyes!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I don't hate Kristianna. All kidding aside, she seems happy, and I wish her luck.

[Pepper Mostly]

MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THIS

[SemiCharmedLife]

Bingo card space- camera crew kicked out!

[Gobi]

Is chasing the camera crew out of the room so sex can occur on the bingo card?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy is a really good influence on Amber. 🤣🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

Holy shit, how much hooch is Amber pouring in her coffee? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Prison stripe dress- how appropriate!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is chasing the camera crew out of the room so sex can occur on the bingo card?

Hell yeah! I know what's what.

Edited October 30, 2021 by Pepper Mostly