Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

Shit, old Stan may not even make it through this episode.  Have you looked at LISA'S FAMILY?????  OMG!

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Until Doug is inevitably locked up again, he's going to make her life a misery. You know he'll never stop calling her, going to her house, stalking her. Its going to be awful. 

SPOILER ALERT

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

They're on a roll, he can cut the mustard.

You guys are so quick with the jokes I can't ketchup. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s the wurst joke!

What can I say? I'm a brat.

[Tuneful]

Why do the nicest people often fall for the worst people? Daonte has a job, and he is good looking and pretty sweet, from what I can tell, with a nice mama. Why can't he find a nice girl? It's like the barber's line in "Coming to America": to find a nice, clean girl ya got to go to the library...church...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh sweet tapdancing Jesus, I cannot WAIT to get acquainted with Lisa's guy. He looks like a real winner. 

I thought it’s her “brother.” He seems like he’s got quite the pedigree.

[WaltersHair]

I guess I never realized how many food for sex puns there were until now. WELL done everyone, lol.

[LEILANI2]

So they both wear the strait jacket and hitler wig in the dungeon,  asking but not really wanting the details.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I thought it’s her “brother.” He seems like he’s got quite the pedigree.

Oh, probably, I'm so busy reading and laughing I miss stuff. Either way, he looks like a real prize.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

They're on a roll, he can cut the mustard.

He's the real dill.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jeff is hammered. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm leaving you today! ROFL where you gonna go dude? where you gonna go?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Reminder:  No spoilers in the chat.  Take it to character threads please. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle’s friend looks like so one he just picked up at the methadone clinic.

Edited August 21, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Jeff's about to go animal on Anissa's friends and the best she can muster up is to lumber to her feet and furrow her brow. 

[Keywestclubkid]

He aint your friend how is he the bitch? he had no loyalty to you dude 

[Tuneful]

I cannot live with myself if I spend 2 hours tonight watching this. I need a life.

Sharp's got me by the........ 

Edited August 21, 2021 by Tuneful

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I'm leaving you today! ROFL where you gonna go dude? where you gonna go?

[LEILANI2]

Did that guy blonde Aryan guy  just mutter that Stan looked Aryan?

[candall]

 

I'm tired.  This is the point where I usually say goodbye to my snark frens and stretch out on the couch to let Bill Maher pick up the snark gauntlet.

[goofygirl]

Whoopsie Jeff... You haven't been out of prison a WEEK dude!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

I cannot live with myself if I spend 2 hours tonight watching this. I need a life.

Sharp's got me by the short ones. 

Welcome to the dark side.

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I'm leaving you today! ROFL where you gonna go dude? where you gonna go?

Why would he leave without getting his teeth fixed and the gucci pants.

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s leaving today = empty threat.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Jeff is just flexin'.  

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

They're on a roll, he can cut the mustard.

Don't be a hot dog 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ray is off tether.  How long will he stay with Britney? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ray shows no interest whatsoever in Brittany. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Britney is wearing word earrings. Not a fan. Those pink satin pants are fetching.

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Did that guy blonde Aryan guy  just mutter that Stan looked Aryan?

I think he said Heil Hitler

[Pepper Mostly]

In Brittany's shoes I'd be constantly nudging Ray with my foot to make sure he was conscious. 

[LEILANI2]

Poor Ray is bored as hell.

[sempervivum]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Did that guy blonde Aryan guy  just mutter that Stan looked Aryan?

He said Stan acted arrogant. Surprised he had that much vocabulary. Dude looks like he could have been in the cast of Deliverance, or at least like one of Anissa's neighbors from the trailer park.

[Keywestclubkid]

hes starting to feel really tied down AGAIN lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ray seems so invested in conversating. 

[OoogleEyes]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh sweet tapdancing Jesus, I cannot WAIT to get acquainted with Lisa's guy. He looks like a real winner. 

Or do you mean weiner?

[Maybeitsme]

6 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Did that guy blonde Aryan guy  just mutter that Stan looked Aryan?

I think he said Heil Hitler 

[Coltee Gal]

Brittany’s face disturbs me. I can’t figure out why. Maybe it’s the way the wig frames her face. She looks sweaty and out of breath. 

[WaltersHair]

LOL. I've heard of hush money, but not a hush ring.

[goofygirl]

This Brittney's got it all worked out now, doesn't she??

[Keywestclubkid]

this man just got out of Prison and you think hes gonna get a job just like that to get you a BIG stone.. does she live in the real world? 

[LEILANI2]

I'm worried for Ray's safety now.  She looks like she's ready to cap his knees and tie him to the bed.

[Pepper Mostly]

What color is the sky in Brittany's world? She thinks her ex con boyfriend can get her a nice diamond ring, build her a house, and provide her with a clutch of babies? He is barely awake!

[candall]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Poor Ray is bored as hell.

Not anymore.

Britney:  My clock, Ray!  Tick-tock, Ray!!

[Gobi]

"I'll be starting my own business. Drugs, or fencing maybe."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa’s gene pool is obviously very shallow.

[LEILANI2]

They look like thin relatives of Mama June.

[Coltee Gal]

Run Stan Ruuuuuunnnnnn!

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

In Brittany's shoes I'd be constantly nudging Ray with my foot to make sure he was conscious. 

I read this as couscous, and it works 

[Pepper Mostly]

Stan's laying on his best paper plates for the occasion.