Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

I think moms kinda likes you ... ROFl good to see he just doesn't lie to himself about trash box here 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"A beautiful home"

If you say so..

I think that house was featured in Vanity Fair last year.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Post-coital tattoo viewing, how romantic.

I actually thought it was! Tattoos can have special meaning (my brother has several and the one he gets asked about most is in memory of our grandfather), and you can learn about someone by asking.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Anissa gets a point for using real dishes. But just one point.

Well, she's a lady, you know 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Post-coital tattoo viewing, how romantic.

That's another required scene. Like the wedding dress shopping, or going to a restaurant and telling the server you just got out of prison. 

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Smartly Anissa made all soft foods. 

No talk of steaks with this pair. 

[Floatingbison]

ah, the old, you can't come in so you don't wake up the dogs excuse. . . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte is learning the cold, hard truth about his inmate soulmate.

[Ladystardust]

This is exactly how I acted with this guy i dated in high school that I was over and hadn’t gotten the nerve to break up with him yet. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I think mom kinda liked you." Words fail me.

Also, the earth is flat. 

[Nuccganggang]

jeff’s face when he realized he left his toothbrush at the halfway house:

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

This is exactly how I acted with this guy i dated in high school that I was over and hadn’t gotten the nerve to break up with him yet. 

Well, I hope you held out for a boob job.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

This is exactly how I acted with this guy i dated in high school that I was over and hadn’t gotten the nerve to break up with him yet. 

right .. I have gone on dates with zero chemistry and they have tried to be kissy touchy and I pulled away and said thanks and kept them at arms length .... She is in no way into this man ... 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Nuccganggang said:

jeff’s face when he realized he left his toothbrush at the halfway house:

Remember, only floss the teeth you want to keep.

[Gobi]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

This is exactly how I acted with this guy i dated in high school that I was over and hadn’t gotten the nerve to break up with him yet. 

 You emptied his bank account and got him to pay for a boob job? 😄

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daonte is learning the cold, hard truth about his inmate soulmate.

He played his hand too early. She’ll be taking about “this is my friend, we’re just going for a drink on her birthday!”

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

No talk of steaks with this pair. 

Steak or a BJ. This poor guy has no choice 

.

[Ladystardust]

We better not have to wait until next week to see what Dee Snyder and Budget Hugh Hefner got pulled over for. I’m sure it’s something like a taillight or something equally anticlimactic…

[Gobi]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

We better not have to wait until next week to see what Dee Snyder and Budget Hugh Hefner got pulled over for. I’m sure it’s something like a taillight or something equally anticlimactic…

Inappropriate use of a wig in public.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 You emptied his bank account and got him to pay for a boob job? 😄

I really should have aimed higher. 

[Empress1]

I cannot get over how bad Lisa’s extensions are. My God.

[Pepper Mostly]

No worries, Stan, you're an old white guy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa, he’s also concerned about getting laid, not just his perfect driving record.

[Floatingbison]

Hurry up officer, my Mexican viagra's kicking in.

[Keywestclubkid]

you had 15 breaks LOL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan just wasted another viagra pill.

[Gobi]

So Ol' Toothless is the only one to score tonight?

[Pepper Mostly]

Stan: "Don't hit!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan will have to tell his friend, Dash, that things didn’t go as expected. Hahahaha

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

We better not have to wait until next week to see what Dee Snyder and Budget Hugh Hefner got pulled over for. I’m sure it’s something like a taillight or something equally anticlimactic…

"Dee Snyder and Budget Hugh Hefner" made me ugly laugh:  HAR HAR HAR HAR

[Keywestclubkid]

what do I ask from her ..... to use her vagina 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, I hope someone from production gave her a ride back to the hotel. 

[Ladystardust]

I’m surprised he didn’t ask for Lisa’s ID to make sure she wasn’t a prostitute he picked up. Tell me Stan doesn’t look like a stereotypical old creep who cruises for prostitutes. 

[goofygirl]

This was FUNNY tonight y'all!!!  Have a great weekend, wear your mask and stay safe!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

What no Doug this week. Are they trying to drag out his inevitable return to prison?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

what do I ask from her ..... to use her vagina 

I have much more respect for Lisa than I do for Stan. Talk about a low bar.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Stan: "what do I ask from her? Nothing."
Me: You ask for sex every damn time you see her, talk to her or even think about her.  

[Floatingbison]

The promo for next week LAL looks OFF THE HOOK!!!!!!

[Nuccganggang]

lisa lumbering off into the night with her trash bag was the perfect ending to a fantastic episode

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I’m surprised he didn’t ask for Lisa’s ID to make sure she wasn’t a prostitute he picked up. Tell me Stan doesn’t look like a stereotypical old creep who cruises for prostitutes. 

Stan has hooker customer written all over him! 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stan will have to tell his friend, Dash, that things didn’t go as expected. Hahahaha

Yes, the boys down at the batting cage are going to be mighty disappointed.  Again.

[Ladystardust]

Ya’ll didn’t disappoint tonight. Can’t wait for the return of Doug next week. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Stan: "what do I ask from her? Nothing."
Me: You ask for sex every damn time you see her, talk to her or even think about her.  

He doesn't consider a woman a person with volition or agency. Just a convenient vagina. "I mean, she's walking around with a vagina! Its not doing anything! Why not let me use it?"

Ugh, he's disgusting. 

[Gobi]

"I think we kinda snarked tonight." Till next week, or earlier with good behavior.

[Maybeitsme]

Well that was quite the ending. Stan is so creepy, yuck

He really has anger issues when ever he doesn't get his way Run Lisa run, okay stumble on down the road then. Just take a hint its not worth whatever you think he can do for you 

Edited July 31, 2021 by Maybeitsme
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[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Stan has hooker customer written all over him! 

I mean one look at her and those bad bad extensions and that outfit ... I would assume she was a hooker 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Nuccganggang said:

lisa lumbering off into the night with her trash bag was the perfect ending to a fantastic episode

The trash bag of anger is competing with the suitcase of all sadness for worst way to transport your belongings. 

[Nuccganggang]

1 hour ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Watching the rerun of last week. Stan is trying hard hard and trying to get Lisa to come back to his house.  She coquettishly bites a strawberry.  I'm surprised the table isn't lifting on his side from his viagra enhanced erection. 

fixed it for you 🤪

Edited July 31, 2021 by Nuccganggang

[Auntie Anxiety]

Always good to start with the weekend with high levels of snark. I’ll be away for the weekend but definitely back in time for Crappily Never After. Be well, stay strong and live your best life.

[mamadrama]

I have a connective tissue disorder that's made it necessary to get dentures and double jaw surgery at 40. I don't think Jeff's tooth situation is poor dental hygiene. From the way they're missing and the way his jaws move I'd say he lost them in a fight and had his jaws broken. 

I mean, it's still fun to snark on. Just my 2 cents.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Well that was quite the ending. Stan is so creepy, yuck

He really has anger issues when ever he doesn't get his way Run Lisa run, okay stumble on down the road then. Just take a hint he's not worth whatever you think he can do for you 

I bet there are dozens of women who formerly worked for Stan who have some tales to tell. Just a hunch.

[Floatingbison]

Foreigner

Feels like the first snark . . .