Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Getting dressed in a public bathroom for your wedding? Damn, show. 

One of the first couples on this show was a similar situation, and the woman didn’t go through with it for basically this reason. She was like “what am I doing in a bathroom stall?”

4-5 serious relationships and you’re 21 and have been locked up for 4 years? Nicolle, damn.

Edited December 4, 2021 by Empress1

[Maybeitsme]

First time ever seeing a bride in her wedding dress in a public bathroom trying to practice,  dear Lord 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Daonte, we are all trying to tell you, "Fool, you need to leave it alone." You don't need God to chime in.  

[Floatingbison]

I love how cleanly recorded the toilet flush audio was.  They had that toilet miked up!

Shawn's gonna pop the question, and Stan's gonna pop his prostate!

[Auntie Anxiety]

OMG. Next week looks like its too good to be true!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I love how cleanly recorded the toilet flush audio was.  They had that toilet miked up!

Some intern was in there, thinking "for this I went to school for television production?"

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nicolle and Tia are getting married at Our Lady of Perpetual Regret church.

Reception at The Opioid Factory bar and drug den.

[candall]

Daonte's tire spinning made me cackle.

 

Oh NO!  Nicolle's little vanity set-up in that horrendous Ladies Room.  That's tragic.  I can smell the disinfectant through the screen.

 

Cliffhanger!  And a pretty good one, at that.

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[goofygirl]

Well, THAT was fun!!! I love that Daonte ALMOST talked himself out of crashing the wedding after he ran his car off in the ditch but, no.....  He's still in need of a whomp up side the head!

Have a great weekend fellow snarkers!

[OoogleEyes]

Oh my, I absolutely adore watching show with my bunkies! Have a great week!

[Gobi]

Like Daonte's rational thought, that ended all too quickly. 

Top drawer snark, as always.

Meanwhile, keep your friends tight and your straitjackets tighter.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like we have one more week to prepare for the wedding. Have a restful weekend, snark buddies. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[Maybeitsme]

Well even though we go gyped out of the wedding of the century with diamond walls and everything, you guys still made it fun

Until next time, later gaters

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E25: Bitter Baby Mamas & Bae-cation

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Britney parties in Miami, but Ray fears one false move may spell trouble; Sara keeps a secret from Shawn; Puppy goes on the run; Kristianna goes missing, leaving John in shambles; Lacey seeks answers from her ex, John.

Britney heads to Miami to convince us all that she is somehow classy, wealthy, and a major party girl.  Sentient block of wood Ray somehow accompanies her.  Is this with or without permission fro his parole officer?  The other big question, will Ray propose, offer up a promise ring, or spend the vacation fearing for his life because, in the best decision he could make, he doesn't propose. 

Sara keeps a secret from secret-keeper Shawn.  These two spend so much time either keeping secrets, revealing secrets, or being upset about secrets they should be spokespersons for Secret deodorant.  They are always on brand. 

Lacey again reaches out to Chon.  No one is surprised.  No one cares any more. No. One. 

Puppy is off leash and running away!  Of the two options, one of which could have resulted in her warrant being dropped and letting her stay on the outside and the other that is begging for her to go back to prison, our favorite pound puppy makes the choice that is most likely to have her back in the big house.  The decision-making skills of this crew is, as always, top notch. After all, Eric is such a prize, he is worth risking her freedom.  

Kristianna is missing.  PPAL is sad.  Sure, she's a mess, and confirmed Indian John is a very odd person.  But I am still rooting for these crazy kids!  Come back Kristianna!   

Original air date 2021.12.10

[OoogleEyes]

Did the Marcelinos always have a pool table in the living room?

Hiya and happy Friday, Bunkies! I'm making some cinnamon toast and cocktails and getting ready for....who knows?

I just noticed that Kristianna was wiping her tears with toilet paper. Oh sweet baby, I just want to hug her

Edited December 11, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just so you know, I have a roll of toilet paper box of tissues at the ready in case anyone gets tearful when Nicolle and Tia exchange vows. 

[Floatingbison]

Hi everyone!  I got a weekend furlough and I'm ready to snark.

[OoogleEyes]

Did he call those sunglasses "the hater blockers"? Oh Lawdy

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia: I feel that everyone moves on.

Me: Except Daonte.

[candall]

Tia looks better in her TH with her hair a little longer.  Thumbs up, girlfriend.

[OoogleEyes]

That swig of Jack after the swig of Coke is typical Intervention drinking style 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My program grid tells me that there is a 90 Day sneak peek tonight, so set your DVR if you haven’t already.

 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

That swig of Jack after the swig of Coke is typical Intervention drinking style 

It saves valuable time by doing the mixing in the mouth.

[candall]

Puppy and her angst, or lack thereof, about her warrant, have reached Marcellino & Brittany levels of boring.  Zzzzzzzzzzz

[Gobi]

Shoes for industry, compadres! Hope  everyone has their purple shoes for the wedding of the century!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

It saves valuable time by doing the mixing in the mouth.

And one less glass to wash.

I say “This is what my life has come to?” every single day.

[OoogleEyes]

Did she say "getting married in this dump"? Well, she did just get dressed in the bathroom 

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

It saves valuable time by doing the mixing in the mouth.

Fewer dishes to wash!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Beavers gotta beaver.

[Gobi]

It's bad luck to see the bride in the bathroom before the wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey cellies! Everyone ready with their hankies for what will surely be a very moving, heartelt wedding tonight? I hope I can keep it together. 

[candall]

I don't think The Wedding intervention we've all been waiting for will be happening tonight.  Next week is the finale--what other story do they have going that will lure us all eagerly across the finish line?

 

P.S. My local channels are freaking out with tornado warnings.  If you lose me, I'll try to make it back next week from wherever I am.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Kristianna, hang in there, we're all pulling for you!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey cellies! Everyone ready with their hankies for what will surely be a very moving, heartelt wedding tonight? I hope I can keep it together. 

I’m dying to hear their vows.

[Pepper Mostly]

Whoa, get a load of Lacey's neck. She's not aging well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy needed more training with the invisible fencing.

[Gobi]

Is Puppy Big House broken? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m dying to hear their vows.

Nothing will ever equal Tania and Syngin's lovely, poetic vows, though. "I promise I'll call you when I'm drunk". "You're not just a one night stand". Swoon.

[LEILANI2]

Maybe stop calling her Puppy since you're both no longer in prison.

[Empress1]

Amber needs to let Puppy fuck up bad stop trying to save her.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Whoa, get a load of Lacey's neck. She's not aging well. 

I was thinking the same thing. Start the coconut oil, girl, or you'll end up looking like Jenny 

[WaltersHair]

Anti vampire cross on the front door

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara’s mother is the epitome of klass.

[Pepper Mostly]

Amber is a 78 rpm girl in a 33 and a third world. 

[LEILANI2]

The only people who picnic on the grass are in Sharp productions, especially when there's tables nearby.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'd rather leave my six year old daughter with my sketchy as fuck boyfriend". Sarah's the queen of bad decisions.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s fucking pregnant? I did NOT see that coming. Shawn has super sperm.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh pregnant? Oh fuck me. Oh no please don't. 

[Pepper Mostly]

OH HOLY FUCKING CHRIST SHE'S UP THE SPOUT.

[Gobi]

Damn, Shawn has got himself some super sperm!

[Floatingbison]

That's a club I want to join. . . . Shawn's Bitter Baby Mamas.