Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Lots of laughs tonight, peeps! Take care, stay safe, and wear your masks! 

See some of you Sunday for 90Day! 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet there are dozens of women who formerly worked for Stan who have some tales to tell. Just a hunch.

Yes he definitely from the ol boys club

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Stan has hooker customer written all over him! 

He demands his money's worth, dammit!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Stan  looks like the kind of guy who would pick up a cheap hooker who was desperate for her next fix, then nickel and dimes her on the price. 15 time loser Lisa is too good for him and his currently tamed muskrat Hitler hair. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bouncing for tonight's showing.

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A former prison guard confronts her lover; Jeff reveals a secret that could crush Anissa.

My guess - Jeff reveals he has one "girlfriend" per tooth left in his head.   Don't worry.  Anissa won't need more than two hands to count them.  

[candall]

Princess Purry has set the autotuner an hour early to let us resnark on last week's episode.

But I forgot and only tuned in when we were in The World's Saddest Bridal Boutique. 

Poor Pickle--the inmate I kind of liked won't hold her hand and also flushed his wedding ring down the toilet.  Sounds like a pretty big dill.

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[OoogleEyes]

Rewatching this last half hour...Mama is still awesome 

[candall]

Nicolle:  "I'm scared to have sex."

Mother Daonte:  "But you weren't scared to ask him for money."

[OoogleEyes]

Clueless, they name is Daonte

[WaltersHair]

Got a root canal done today. Dentist said I could wait a week or two, because he was working on the other side.  Jeffrey inspired me to forge ahead. If you can afford it, do the dental. And brush/floss.

Thus endeth the mouth lecture.

[candall]

Never mind.  Depressing.

Edited August 7, 2021 by candall

[LucyEth]

Rewatching last weeks's episode and Brittney was really expecting to be groped and pawed while trying to make breakfast.  Every girls dream!

[Pepper Mostly]

13 minutes ago, candall said:

Nicolle:  "I'm scared to have sex."

Mother Daonte:  "But you weren't scared to ask him for money."

Mic drop by Mama Daonte. 

Hello peeps! Glad to see you all today! I was at a cookout and had doubts that I would make it home in time, but the mosquitos were legion. 

This week I helped my son clean his apartment. Yes, I am the best mother ever. Retirement life! Old lady adventures!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just got out of solitary and I’m here to snark! Btw, who wants to buy me a new set of tits?

[candall]

I like Stan 20% less just for the way he spits out:   Sonofabitch!

[Gobi]

Here we go, everyone set their wigs straight!

[shantown]

Y'all, it has been A. WEEK. and your snark is going to recharge me! Let's go!

[LucyEth]

Doug is nuts and the whole bunch is trash.  Rachel needs to take Dougie Jr. and run.  The kid has more sense the whole trashy lot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If nothing else, Courtney gets points for training those dogs not to beg for dinner at the table.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, shantown said:

Y'all, it has been A. WEEK. and your snark is going to recharge me! Let's go!

We're here for you! Get out your pickle suit and your best wig. You got this. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicolllle had a revolving door installed at her mother’s house just for this kind of occasion.

[Pepper Mostly]

Did Nicole's guy drive through a mudflat on his way to her place? 

[WaltersHair]

Daonte, sweetie. Let that ho go.

[Pepper Mostly]

And the scales fall from Daonte's eyes. At last.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Closed captioning said that it is Zakk, yes, with TWO Z’s.

[candall]

"Let THIS motherfucker pay for your boob job!"

 

I love this show.

[Pepper Mostly]

You gotta hand it to Nicole. She can turn on a dime. 

[OoogleEyes]

Yeah, toss out the Teddy Bear! You the tough guy, Daonte!

[LucyEth]

Daonte, don't make me feel sorry for you!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte’s mother says I told you so in 3.....2......1

[Empress1]

Thank God Daonte showed a backbone.

[Pepper Mostly]

Daonte is shocked, SHOCKED that his little convict Twinkie can be so deceitful. 

[For Cereals]

I think I could handle Stan’s workout 

Edited August 7, 2021 by For Cereals

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan continues to wear the toupee he found in The Hitler Collection.

[Gobi]

It gets worse. When Daonte arrives home, he discovers that Nicole Jr. has left him.

[kacesq]

I missed the first few minutes...how did Daonte find his lady and her other beau?

oh Stan...you’re such a stud working out...I guess the girlfriend needs money that’s why she’s calling.

[Empress1]

Lisa’s extensions are KILLING ME. You’re not supposed to see the tracks!

Edited August 7, 2021 by Empress1

[WaltersHair]

Stan is still in the game. Damn.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

10 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Rewatching last weeks's episode and Brittney was really expecting to be groped and pawed while trying to make breakfast.  Every girls dream!

"Finger me while I fry this bacon," said no woman ever. 

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Here we go, everyone set their wigs straight!

The LAL way is wigs askew and extra sparkly glitter eyeshadow and/or lipstick. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Him having a back bone turned u on? But you still went and fucked ur ex… girl kick rocks 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

It gets worse. When Daonte arrives home, he discovers that Nicole Jr. has left him.

DEAD

[kacesq]

She got stimulus checks? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Those horrible horrible extensions 

[OoogleEyes]

Lisa needs some cash, man!

[Pepper Mostly]

Funds are low, and I discover that I miss Stan. 

[LucyEth]

I thought it was over till I realized I needed money and shelter.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It gets worse. When Daonte arrives home, he discovers that Nicole Jr. has left him.

She ran away with a salad plate.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 

The LAL way is wigs askew and extra sparkly glitter eyeshadow and/or lipstick. 

You know, I think we're all so used to Hollywood wigs and extensions that budget hair is a new thing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stan misses Lisa's "conversation", if you know what I mean. Nudge nudge.

[kacesq]

Lisa has feelings for your wallet you idiot.

oh God this part is going to break my heart.