S12.E14: I Expected a Little Better

[humbleopinion]

With only two weeks left until Decision Day, the four couples revisit their pasts with the hopes of solidifying their marriages for the future.

[gonecrackers]

Why is Clara wearing a nightie on Unfiltered?

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

Why is Clara wearing a nightie on Unfiltered?

That's a good question.  

I like Haley's dress, but she looks better with straight hair.

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Crashcourse said:

That's a good question.  

I like Haley's dress, but she looks better with straight hair.

She & JamieO actually look good. But Clara's baby-doll belongs in the bedroom.

[gonecrackers]

Yeah Haley he's showing up, whereas you're just there for the cameras. I don't blame him for not bothering to get to know you when you're not there if the cameras aren't rolling. Seriously you don't want him & have made it clear & he knows, so STFU. More fake ass BS from her.

[Hangin Out]

OMG, Clara forgot to get dressed.  She’s still wearing her blue baby doll pajamas I used to wear.  I got pregnant with my third wearing those, lol.

 

 

 

 

[Straycat80]

12 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Why is Clara wearing a nightie on Unfiltered?

I just tuned in and the first thing I thought was why is Clara wearing a negligee? 

[LuvMyShows]

14 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Why is Clara wearing a nightie on Unfiltered?

It's also unflattering, and she is clearly uncomfortable in it.

[LuvMyShows]

The extraordinarily glowing description that Clara gave of her marriage earlier on this Unfiltered is so at odds with what we've actually seen between them.

ETA: Plus she basically said that if they NEVER have sex in their marriage, it wouldn't be dealbreaker.  WTAF?

Edited April 14, 2021 by LuvMyShows

[Straycat80]

Oh Jell-O shots! I want to party with Clara! 

[Hangin Out]

Everyone is too jolly on Unfilteted tonight.  They all are full of shit.  Haley and Clara are miserable.  Pastor is saving face.

[gonecrackers]

Did everyone hear that?  Cal said anyone who thinks they pair for drama is "asinine".  Nice job, insulting your audience "pastor" Cal.

[Crashcourse]

I definitely can understand and relate to Briana's discussion about light-skinned vs dark-skinned.

[Hangin Out]

17 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Yeah Haley he's showing up, whereas you're just there for the cameras. I don't blame him for not bothering to get to know you when you're not there if the cameras aren't rolling. Seriously you don't want him & have made it clear & he knows, so STFU. More fake ass BS from her.

Notice how bubbly she is on camera?  She hasn’t stopped smiling.  Must have read the bad press about her.  Jake is not a talker, period.  He’s not being rude.  That’s just his nature.  Look at his good qualities, why don’t you.  You can’t have everything.  My husband is not a talker about “things and feelings” either.  So what?That shouldn’t be a deal breaker as everyone is different.

[Cancun]

14 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Did everyone hear that?  Cal said anyone who thinks they pair for drama is "asinine".  Nice job, insulting your audience "pastor" Cal.

And it made me want to say, “Hi Pastor Cal, welcome to the board you’ve obviously been reading. 🙄”

[gonecrackers]

Haley can make fun of Jake & be an ugly winner but can't take playfully being called a diva at four. Everything she does & says about herself is a brag. She's tiring.

[Empress1]

I genuinely laughed when Briana called herself Chef Boyar-Bri. I like her a lot.

[gonecrackers]

HAHAHAHA - PCal just said that you're unmatchable if you still want to party all the time - uh, VA, Cal???? Or am I being 'asinine' again? 😂

[Cancun]

What the heck is up with that blouse Dr. Viv is wearing on the Unmatchable promo? I love dogs a lot, but please don’t wear multi-colored dogs embroidered on a black sheer blouse. SMH.

[Crashcourse]

I thought DC was bad but this season is awful.  None of these couples make me smile.  I like Briana and Vincent, but her baby voice and his sulking make me sad.

Virginia always looks like she stepped out of a swamp. 

[gonecrackers]

3 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

Virginia always looks like she stepped out of a swamp. 

😂😂😂😂

[Straycat80]

These walks down dinosaur road are kind of a snoozer. 
 

So many women in my family have high blood pressure, when they got pregnant they went on medication and had no problems and neither did their babies.  Bri needs to research this more. 

Edited April 15, 2021 by Straycat80

[gonecrackers]

O. M. G. Haley's gonna "let" Jake win this time.  She's so fucking pissy.

[Cancun]

Haley is a bad winner and a bad loser.

[Crashcourse]

So are we done with Paige and Asshole, or are they saving them for last?

[LennieBriscoe]

Jake's been making some double entendres ("It's all about the smooth stroke") swooshing right over Haley's head. Or maybe I have a dirty mind, heh. 

So she even had to mock him AS A KID. "Nice bowl cut." Grrrrrrr....

Edited April 15, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[Crashcourse]

4 minutes ago, Cancun said:

Haley is a bad winner and a bad loser.

Only as is relates to Jake, I suspect.   She likes nothing about him.  Nada.

They're both trying to come of as "trying" but if ever there was a toxic couple, it's these two.  I don't think she's the only one hurling insults,  I imagine they're sniping at each other off camera.  

Edited April 15, 2021 by Crashcourse

[LennieBriscoe]

Haley isn't wearing her wedding ring. Jake is.

Okay, she's not wearing his wedding gift bracelet, either. (I wore my husband's wedding gift of a purple star sapphire ring for years until one day the stone just wasn't there. 😢)

Edited April 15, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[Crashcourse]

Give him back the goddamn bracelet Haley.

[gonecrackers]

This is so ridiculous to ask anything of Jake when she's only there for the cameras. But keep acting like he's the one not trying fake Haley.

And Jake didn't want her to know he wrote to his younger self, "Don't ever sign up for MAFS".

[Coltee Gal]

Jesus Jake get a fucking grip. Move the fuck on

[gonecrackers]

I think the point is Haley just never took anything about this marriage seriously, which he's right about.

Also $800 for a stranger - I guess it means he was serious about this, but, way too much to spend on a tv 'wife'.

[Crashcourse]

Braceletgate!!! 😲

Jake is butt hurt and I'm laughing my arse off.  I wonder if he did that for the cameras.

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, Mean Jeanne said:

These people are boring the hell out of me tonight.

And speaking of boring, enough already with the Haley hate. She got stuck with a guy she finds repulsive, and she’s been a lot nicer than a lot of people would be, myself included. I wouldn’t want to be with him either. It’s called chemistry people, it’s either there or it’s not.

YES!!!

[Straycat80]

I don’t know why Jake and Haley are continuing  with this farce. She couldn’t wait to  get out of there and go home after that awkward conversation. They can’t stand each other. 

[LennieBriscoe]

5 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

Jesus Jake get a fucking grip. Move the fuck on

Oh, he's determined to show America just who Haley really is and has been: Uninvested from the git-go. Scornful. Insulting (a wedding gift of a $20 HAT?!). Indifferent. And above all, FAKE.

Edited April 15, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[gonecrackers]

Just now, LennieBriscoe said:

Oh, he's determined to show America just who Haley really is and has been: Uninvested from the git-go. Scornful. Insulting (a wedding gift of a $20 HAT?!). Indifferent. 

Good. She's uncomfortable for a good reason - she's a fake & always has been.

[Airy2021]

55 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

Notice how bubbly she is on camera?  She hasn’t stopped smiling.  Must have read the bad press about her.  Jake is not a talker, period.  He’s not being rude.  That’s just his nature.  Look at his good qualities, why don’t you.  You can’t have everything.  My husband is not a talker about “things and feelings” either.  So what?That shouldn’t be a deal breaker as everyone is different.

That’s the problem of the matchmakers though. That’s not Haley’s problem. She wants someone more talkative and outgoing and she got Jake. He’s a downer. I would be pissed too. I would be miserable. It’s like pulling teeth trying to get a smile out of him. I don’t blame her for not liking his personality. The matchmakers should have known his personality wouldn’t mesh with hers. I blame them fully. 

[absolutelyido]

With Haley's comments at the batting cage and mini-golf about what Jake wears, I think that she is someone who is very, very concerned what other people think.  Yeah, Jake dresses a little goofy, but a more mature person could look past that. Haley is horrified at the thought of her friends seeing her husband in jeans and dress shoes. 

[LennieBriscoe]

I wish Jake would freakin' shave!

[Airy2021]

2 minutes ago, MyTwoCents said:

Sorry, but Jake is being a huge douchebag. And then sits there looking so smug and superior with his nose in the air? Douche Bag!

I agree. People seem to really dislike Haley but Jake, to me, is super problematic. He has NO personality! None!! It’s soooooo frustrating. He’s one of the most boring guys to ever be on the show. 

[gonecrackers]

Sure, Ryan. Sure. 🙄

[Crashcourse]

Jake always looks like he's about to rip a fart.

[gonecrackers]

3 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I wish Jake would freakin' shave!

Hmmm... I'm not usually into facial hair, but I think he actually looks better with a beard. The in between stuff , maybe not.

Ryan should really do something; his beard is so patchy.

[Hangin Out]

OMG .. the tension between Haley & Jake.  She makes fun of his shoes, clothes, want to always win at everything.  She just thinks she could do much better and is pissed they picked him for her.  Primadonna.  She just cannot take any criticism at all.  Not even in jest.

[Airy2021]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

Hmmm... I'm not usually into facial hair, but I think he actually looks better with a beard. The in between stuff , maybe not.

Ryan should really do something; his beard is so patchy.

Ryan’s beard is pathetic. It’s like a 13 year olds beard. 

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

 

Ryan should really do something; his beard is so patchy.

The beard diagnosis is mangy....

[Coltee Gal]

Jake

[Crashcourse]

Vincent does have a sexy voice.  

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Crashcourse said:

Vincent does have a sexy voice.  

He can do a beard well.

I like Brianna's glasses.