Season 5 Live Discussion Thread

[The Crazed Spruce]

Discuss!

[The Crazed Spruce]

Damm. I was leaning towards Kristen Chenowith, too. But that's who Ken thinks it is, so I must be waaaay off.

Calling it now. Cloodle-Doo is Joel McHale.

[NotChristine]

Raccoon's performance was a lot.

[The Crazed Spruce]

1 minute ago, NotChristine said:

Raccoon's performance was a lot.

True. Too bad there wasn't any actual singing involved....

[The Crazed Spruce]

Gotta be either The Snail or The Raccoon going home tonight. Probably the Raccoon.

[dizzyd]

Besides Racoon, A was pretty good at least in performance. Agree Cloodle is Joel. And here’s my virtual $50, coz that sounded just like Jamie Foxx. 

[The Crazed Spruce]

Snail is Adam Carolla. Calling it now.

 

[NotChristine]

Are you kidding me?

[The Crazed Spruce]

....Seriously?

[mtlchick]

The show that Jenny McCarthy thinks it’s Ted Cruz turns out to be KERMIT THE FROG.

 

Thanks 2021.

[dizzyd]

So now the celebrity can be a fictional character?

[Angeleyes]

That Kermit reveal sets the bar for the season. 

 

[Callietwo]

The snail was always going to be the first to go.. a total gimmick.  And Raccoon makes Gronk sound like a grammy award winning performer.  Ridiculous.  

[MrsEVH]

19 minutes ago, Callietwo said:

The snail was always going to be the first to go.. a total gimmick.    

Just like Mickey Rourke taking off his mask before it's time.

[Chit Chat]

1 hour ago, The Crazed Spruce said:

Damm. I was leaning towards Kristen Chenowith, too. But that's who Ken thinks it is, so I must be waaaay off.

The legs weren't skinny enough to be Kristen!  She's super petite!  Of course if it was her, they could've had her layered up. 😉 

[The Crazed Spruce]

1 minute ago, ChitChat said:

The legs weren't skinny enough to be Kristen!  She's super petite!  Of course if it was her, they could've had her layered up. 😉 

I actually changed my mind when she started singing. She was great, but Chenowith has a much more powerful voice.

[The Crazed Spruce]

I completely missed Black Swan's clue package, and I couldn't tell who she is from that performance. She's a hell of a singer, though. Early front-runner for the finals, you ask me.

[The Crazed Spruce]

I'm betting that Grandpa Monster is an athlete, probably a football player.

And I don't follow football, so I don't know who #97 is.

[The Crazed Spruce]

No clue who The Chameleon is, but he's got great flow.

[NotChristine]

Phoenix's performance was terrible

[mtlchick]

Just now, NotChristine said:

Phoenix's performance was terrible

Intentionally terrible.  

[The Crazed Spruce]

Unless Piglet completely tanks it, I say Phoenix is going home this week.

[mtlchick]

I am getting Nick Lachey vibes from the piglet. It sounds somewhat like him but not 100%

[NotChristine]

1 minute ago, mtlchick said:

I am getting Nick Lachey vibes from the piglet. It sounds somewhat like him but not 100%

That's been my guess since seeing Pig sing in the previews.

[binky101]

Seemed like many, many Bachelor/ Bachelorette clues around Piggy, given the overall lighting and the look of the set, that opening table & clock, and of course all of the roses. Former Bach or the disgraced host?

 

[Toonces464]

I'm going to toss out Rashad Jennings for the Chameleon. I've been expecting him to show up every season.

[funnygirl]

1 hour ago, mtlchick said:

Intentionally terrible.  

No, just flat-out terrible. 

[The Crazed Spruce]

Grandpa Monster is probably a wrestler. Other than that, I got nothin'.

No idea who the Piglet is, either.

[LakeGal]

Piglet does sound like Nick Lachey.  Not sure about all the clues.  But it sounds like him.

[mtlchick]

Good lord Robin and Jenny, you both know that is not Jordan Knight. And Jenny saying it was Jonathan (as in the one who doesn’t sing) was even worse. Giiiiiirl, you fucking married into the band.  STOP IT. 

[NotChristine]

Swan's performance this week was miles better than last week.

[MrsEVH]

Am I imagining or are Niecy and Nicole wearing the same outfits from last week's show? Actually Ken's jacket looks familiar too.

[Callietwo]

2 minutes ago, MrsEVH said:

Am I imagining or are Niecy and Nicole wearing the same outfits from last week's show? Actually Ken's jacket looks familiar too.

They all are... too lazy to change clothes like other game shows where the hosts AND contestants change between episode taping.  

[The Crazed Spruce]

Yeah, they always record several episodes in one night.

[The Crazed Spruce]

Totally pulling this out of my ass, but I'm guessing Grandpa Monster is Mike "The Miz" Mizanin.

....THIS douchebag....

[MrsEVH]

Never heard of Logan Paul. This season is really scarping the bottom of the bucket. 

[Stats Queen]

51 minutes ago, MrsEVH said:

Never heard of Logan Paul. This season is really scarping the bottom of the bucket. 

Me either, and I don’t understand any of the clues. He was Grandpa Monster and he was born in 1995 - WTF - he is 25-26. This show is just really stupid this season.

[MrsEVH]

53 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

Me either, and I don’t understand any of the clues. He was Grandpa Monster and he was born in 1995 - WTF - he is 25-26. This show is just really stupid this season.

I agree.

[The Crazed Spruce]

Yeah, The Black Swan's definitely Miley Cyrus.

[NotChristine]

How do you listen to that performance and not hear Nick Lachey?

[mtlchick]

27 minutes ago, The Crazed Spruce said:

Yeah, The Black Swan's definitely Miley Cyrus.

People are thinking it’s Jojo (not Siwa), who turned down Hannah Montana. She was also in a big court battle with her record company years ago about her contract, which could explain the scales of justice.

[NotChristine]

Bulldog sounds like Nick Cannon.

[dizzyd]

Sounds like Bruno Mars.

[Stats Queen]

So Nick Cannon is quickly forgiven for a bunch of anti-Semitic comments (my husband is Jewish)

I have a huge issue with judging people on tweets and perspectives from years ago, because aren’t we all supposed to learn, evolve and grow as human beings .

I am just incredibly confused why Nick Cannon gets a pass, even tho his inappropriate comments happened merely months ago while the new editor of Teen Vogue lost her job because employees complained about Twitter comments she made when she was 17, for which she has apologized for many times. The employee leading the charge to fire her sent a bunch of Tweets when she was 17 and used the N-word. 

If you are going to judge every human being based upon past comments, at least be consistent. 
Nick Cannon’s anti-Semitic comments did not happen when he was 17, he was much older. It was less than a year ago.

I’m done. 

Mel Gibson’s drunken horrible rant against Jews was awful and he paid the price.

I would like some consistency in being outraged. Also, someone by their comments less than a year ago versus 10 years ago.

Edited April 8, 2021 by Stats Queen

[Swenson]

2 hours ago, NotChristine said:

Bulldog sounds like Nick Cannon.

I kinda think that's why he isn't hosting.....he's under a mask.

[Jenniferbug]

I need them to tone Jenny down and make her shut up once in a while. She's really starting to kill the show for me. 

[radiochik]

The Orca is 100 percent Mark McGrath.

[The Crazed Spruce]

19 minutes ago, radiochik said:

The Orca is 100 percent Mark McGrath.

Good call.

[binky101]

Can we please get Niecy Nash back as the host? I've only ever seen Nick Cannon as a photo in a celeb/ gossip magazine, and he seems equally flat on a stage. And I feel bad for Orca, but I feel bad for all of the masked singers who are trying so hard to be entertaining yet are still "voted off". (Phoenix is the exception, Caitlyn Jenner could NOT sing. Danny Trejo was entertaining, I miss his stage presence.)

[Swenson]

I don't think the Russian dolls are the Jonas Brothers.....why would they ruin their career by doing this?   I'm leaning toward Hansen.