S12.E04: Romance or Regret

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

For being a party girl that doesn’t surprise me. If he wants kids soon (as he is older) again I fault those experts. 
Im going to stop calling them experts and call them drama coordinators. 

Agreed - I actually wouldn't expect Virginia to want kids right away, given what she's said her priorities are, and she has a lot of biological time before she has to start worrying about it if she decides she wants them. Erik is 34 so I could see him wanting them sooner rather than later. This is a bad match. (Virginia looks SO MUCH BETTER at this brunch than she did at the wedding.)

Is that Erik's grandmother, with the gorgeous white hair? She looks younger with his mother.

Virginia gets a point for calling his mother "Miss Donna."

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Is that Erik's grandmother, with the gorgeous white hair

I think it said that she is a family friend. 

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, so Chris’s father and aunt are pieces of shit, too.  Got it. 

[Mindthinkr]

Ride it out? Jerks...both father and son Chris. 

Edited February 4, 2021 by Mindthinkr

[LennieBriscoe]

Pops Chris is still a bit too....complimentary of Paige. 

[gonecrackers]

Chris's family are a bunch of enablers.

[Crashcourse]

Chris's parents are lying assholes.  No way should Paige want to be part of that family.

[CSunshine76]

Chris’ dad...Excuse me sir, you did not raise a gentleman. A gentleman would not have slept with her!!! 

[Empress1]

Haley's mother's polite-but-clearly-bored-AF smile as Jacob is yammering on about his house had me howling.

[LennieBriscoe]

Briana's mother is Queen Latifah!

[Crashcourse]

I liked Brianna and Vincent's families and friends.  I get the feeling they want the marriage to work out.

[Myrtle Urkele]

On 2/2/2021 at 2:08 PM, Silver Bells said:

Viewers getting annoyed.  Production squeezing everything they could to keep us watching.  Practically every scene is shown too many times.  Excited for tonight’s show.  Haley didn’t even want to give Jake a friendly smooch in bed.  She looked petrified.

It looks like Haley and Ryan aren't feeling their spouses based on the morning wake up.

[spunky]

On a scale of 1-10 Chris is a 5 in the looks department and a -100 in the personality department.  Why he thinks he's God's gift to women is beyond me.  Paige and all women in general can do better than Chris.

Vincent and Brianna are still my only hope for this season. 

[VioletNevermind]

It’s clear that Chris has never been checked in his entire life.  He is long overdue for a good take-down. 

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

It’s clear that Chris has never been checked in his entire life.  He is long overdue for a good take-down. 

I'm ready. 

[gonecrackers]

It's too soon to talk about your gut testing, Jake.

[Empress1]

In Paige's shoes, I would not have told Chris's parents about the sex.

[VioletNevermind]

Chris, what does your culture advise you to do about treating a woman like a pile of flesh? 

[Mindthinkr]

Now Chris is crying for sympathy sex.  I will never believe he actually cares about how she is feeling. 

[Straycat80]

Chris is the worst! Now he’s gaslighting Paige, blaming her for everything wrong. I wish she had enough self esteem to tell this asshole to fuck off and walk. 

[gonecrackers]

Chris is just upset because everyone is learning what an asshole he is.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, gonecrackers said:

Chris is just upset because everyone is learning what an asshole he is.

I think this is just the beginning of seeing what an ass he truly is. 

[Empress1]

I think Brianna is so pretty and has such a nice energy about her. She and Vincent are the palate-cleansers for me. I wish she'd worn her hair out at the wedding - I thought it a little strange that she had a sew-in put in only to wear it pulled back in a simple low bun.

Paige's face says "this motherfucker ..."

Edited February 4, 2021 by Empress1

[LennieBriscoe]

Chris is giving "I'm the victim!" the old college try, for sure!

[TheBride]

Chris is way way too immature to be married. He seems to be unaware there's another person in a relationship.

Virginia seems too immature for him, but maybe it will work! She is spacey.

[Crashcourse]

I honestly don't see what Erik sees in Virginia.  However, I think he comes off as too dorky and maybe that's why he hasn't had success dating and decided on MAFS.

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m glad Chris’s dad checked him on having sex with her and didn’t want her to get hurt but then totally swallowed Chris’ rationale that he needed to tap that ass to see if he could become attracted to her, and now he’s the one crying?

Just for once, I’d like the experts to take accountability for screwing up. “God-ordained” experts, Paige, really? She has no pride if she stays with him. 

Edited February 4, 2021 by Kiss my mutt

[VioletNevermind]

Chris, it’s too late to walk it all back now.  

[LennieBriscoe]

Chris needs to bring his voice up from the guttural. He is quite articulate, though---when praising himself!

[Crashcourse]

If Chris became physically and/or emotionally abusive, would Paige say "God ordained" it?  She's getting on my nerves now.

[CSunshine76]

Vegas? They couldn’t at least send them to a nice resort in Florida since they couldn’t leave the country?

[Kiss my mutt]

4 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Chris needs to bring his voice up from the guttural. He is quite articulate, though---when praising himself!

He’s had plenty of practice!

[Mindthinkr]

Vegas...well Chris will be leaving Paige alone a lot. Virginia will be drinking a lot and poor Haley will be dragging Jacob around by the marriage ring in his nose. 

[gonecrackers]

Chris is so private about his sex life that at the wedding, with cameras on him, he discussed abstaining from jerking off... does. not. compute. Chris. 🙄

[LennieBriscoe]

4 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

I honestly don't see what Erik sees in Virginia.  However, I think he comes off as too dorky and maybe that's why he hasn't had success dating and decided on MAFS.

He sees a cute, bubbly, younger chick who from the git-go seems to dig him! I think Erik is amazed and thrilled! 

[Crashcourse]

3 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

He sees a cute, bubbly, younger chick who from the git-go seems to dig him! I think Erik is amazed and thrilled! 

I think the main thing is that she's young and he sees babies on the horizon.  He's gonna have to hide the wine and liquor bottles.

Edited February 4, 2021 by Crashcourse

[Mindthinkr]

Haley get Jake a new wardrobe stat. 

[Straycat80]

Haley is probably hoping Jacobs suitcases get lost in transit. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Jacob-what a conversationalist, huh? All the men, except for Vincent seem like snooze buttons. I’m not even including Chris in this because he’s a total pos. He’ll be chatting up the cocktail waitresses and making it rain with the strippers. 
How Paige Can continue on after this, is mind boggling. God does not ordain you to get married to a selfish prick. 

[Crashcourse]

Brianna's smile just lights up a room.  If they stay married, I'd even watch Couples Cam just to see them.

[LennieBriscoe]

Jakey and his droll humor! Haley should just go with it and wear her own off-beat T-shirt---maybe one from the Primetimer MAFS Merch! 😄

 

[Myrtle Urkele]

On 2/2/2021 at 2:08 PM, Silver Bells said:

Viewers getting annoyed.  Production squeezing everything they could to keep us watching.  Practically every scene is shown too many times.  Excited for tonight’s show.  Haley didn’t even want to give Jake a friendly smooch in bed.  She looked petrified.

It looks like Haley and Ryan aren't feeling their spouses based on the morning wake up.

[Soup333]

I’m watching a little behind you guys but Chris and Paige. Jesus. Calgon, take this shit away. 

[Myrtle Urkele]

Oh okay so Chris is a proper psychopath. How are you going to fake cry and then immediately flip into confrontational mode about being embarrassed. I'm normally a peaceful person but someone *really* needs to fight Chris.

Edited February 4, 2021 by Myrtle Urkele

[Mindthinkr]

Poor Vincent and Bri...the reality of life just hit them like a Mack truck. 

[Kiss my mutt]

How is Paige so composed? I would have flipped out at that fucker and she’s going on as if nothing happens. She’ll keep having sex with him. I haven’t been this pissed since Luke was on. 

[Retired at last]

30 minutes ago, MyTwoCents said:

Yet he has sex multiple times with her on the wedding night, then falls apart emotionally in the morning because.... he’s not attracted to her. He just won the award for biggest MAFS douchebag.

I still think that goes to Luke for saying he was repulsed and throwing up after they had sex. Chris has the award for this season, but overall, I still think it is Luke (at least from the seasons I have watched - since Dallas).

[Kiss my mutt]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Poor Vincent and Bri...the reality of life just hit them like a Mack truck. 

Crap, I missed that. What did he say? I can’t type and watch very well!

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

Crap, I missed that. What did he say? I can’t type and watch very well!

His brother just called him because his grandmother just had a heart attack. 

[Straycat80]

I’m loving Vince and Bri. The other couples, not so much, great job ‘experts’.