S12.E04: Romance or Regret

[humbleopinion]

Before heading on their honeymoons, the newly married couples have to meet their in-laws.

Edited January 30, 2021 by humbleopinion

[JAndy]

1 hour ago, humbleopinion said:

Before heading on their honeymoons, the newly married couples have to meet their in-laws.

Lol I like how you bold have to. 

[humbleopinion]

The MAFS episode description makes it sound like the newlyweds are forced to run the gauntlet through the in-laws....

[Retired at last]

Um, didn't they spend the last 2 episodes meeting their in-laws? I hope there is more in this episode. Oh yeah - we will have the "morning after" reports.

Edited January 31, 2021 by Retired at last

[JAndy]

14 minutes ago, Retired at last said:

Um, didn't they spend the last 2 episodes meeting their in-laws? I hope there is more in this episodes. Oh yeah - we will have the "morning after" reports.

I just want to get to all of the drama on the honeymoon! 
 

the lifetime app has the preview For the new episode up. 

[gumbo]

If this episode is 2 hours of non-honeymoon, I'll be pissed

[JAndy]

2 hours ago, gumbo said:

If this episode is 2 hours of non-honeymoon, I'll be pissed

There may be 5 minutes of honeymoon footage at the end 😂. 

[humbleopinion]

5 hours ago, gumbo said:

If this episode is 2 hours of non-honeymoon, I'll be pissed

This MAFS....set your expectations low...lower....

[Hangin Out]

On 1/31/2021 at 10:07 AM, JAndy said:

There may be 5 minutes of honeymoon footage at the end 😂. 

Viewers getting annoyed.  Production squeezing everything they could to keep us watching.  Practically every scene is shown too many times.  Excited for tonight’s show.  Haley didn’t even want to give Jake a friendly smooch in bed.  She looked petrified.

Edited February 4, 2021 by Silver Bells

[gonecrackers]

As if the show couldn't get any worse, on Unfiltered they bombed Paige with the scene of Chris & her friends  - she hadn't known the things Chris said - her friends did. not. tell. her.  She looked exhausted, miserable, & drained.

[Retired at last]

Wow! I was actually going to try to watch that tonight (since I usually pass on anything that has to do with Jamie O), but I thought it might be interesting to see how that payed out. Poor Paige.

Just now, Retired at last said:

Wow! I was actually going to try to watch that tonight (since I usually pass on anything that has to do with Jamie O), but I thought it might be interesting to see how that payed out. Poor Paige.

Maybe, if she needed any more, maybe that was more than enough to prove that she didn't have to stay with him. He is disgusting.

[Straycat80]

I always feel sorry for the cleaners who have to clean up all the flower petals that end up on the floor. 

[Empress1]

7 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

As if the show couldn't get any worse, on Unfiltered they bombed Paige with the scene of Chris & her friends  - she hadn't known the things Chris said - her friends did. not. tell. her.  She looked exhausted, miserable, & drained.

The fuck kind of friends does she have?! I guess they figured, well, she married him, and they probably know her well enough to know how much she wants marriage (really, I think if they gave her anyone God-fearing, she'd make it work) so they kept it to themselves, but that really only works if you're not on TV. They knew she was going to see it!

Ryan has a nice butt. I'm not even a butt girl, but there was a shot of him when he turned around and I thought, well, OK then! I laughed when he said he'd sleep on the "door side" - that's the side that I sleep on, but I call it "the outside."

 

[Kiss my mutt]

I felt bad when she said they’ll get through it with Jesus and therapy. That might work if you’ve been married awhile, but STFU with Chris being a “God fearing man”. It’s awful that she doesn’t seem to recognize how bad this guy is. If I were her mom, dad, friend or sister, I’d be girl, no.  You’re better than this. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Jacob talks too much about himself. Can't read a room. 

[Mindthinkr]

Chris just abandoned Paige...gee what a winner those experts picked   So sad 

[Straycat80]

Chris is already playing games. Poor Paige. She’d be better off if he didn’t come back. 

[VioletNevermind]

Pro tip for military guy: The more cringing and pausing you do before announcing what you refer to as “serious” news, the worse it will sound, even if it isn’t.  You were just previously married, you don’t have a dead body in your basement.  We hope. 

(And damn, poor Paige.  I can feel my rage building!)

[gonecrackers]

I don't understand Erik's first 'marriage' - were they in love or did she just need a place to crash?  He said he didn't even wear a ring. 

Paige would've been better off if Chris had never come back.

Edited February 4, 2021 by gonecrackers

[LennieBriscoe]

Chris is all about exactly what he showed us: appearances. He learned the hard way that the world values superficiality. Thus, his designer this and brand-name that. 

Paige doesn't fit into his world-view. 

He cannot even look at her.

Okay, he said it. He's not attracted to her. 

Edited February 4, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[VioletNevermind]

Chris is lying through his lying teeth.  And still Paige goes over to comfort him.  He does not deserve her.  This mofo has sex with her and then tells her that he isn’t attracted to her.  Bless her heart, this is horrible to watch.

Edited February 4, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Pro tip for military guy: The more cringing and pausing you do before announcing what you refer to as “serious” news, the worse it will sound, even if it isn’t.  You were just previously married, you don’t have a dead body in your basement.  We hope. 

Agreed. it's really not that big a deal, especially since they've been divorced for years now (I think he said she's remarried). I would have much more of an issue with Chris's engagement since they broke up, like, last week or something - he got the ink to cover her name the same week of the wedding!

[Straycat80]

OMG Chris says he’s not attracted to Paige after they had sex twice. Run. Paige. 

[Crashcourse]

My time for feeling sorry for Paige is over.  He just flat out told her he's not attracted to her.  Game over.  She should have packed her shit and left.  Damn the producers.

 

[gonecrackers]

They need to quit the stupid sound effects & music with Chris & Paige - this is seriously fucked up shit.

[hoosiermom]

Chris is even worse than I could have imagined. Just stone cold.

[Crashcourse]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

OMG Chris says he’s not attracted to Paige after they had sex twice. Run. Paige. 

They had sex twice?  Wow, I missed that.

[Mindthinkr]

Clara’s face is starting to betray her at the meet and meal. 

[VioletNevermind]

29 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I always feel sorry for the cleaners who have to clean up all the flower petals that end up on the floor. 

I know from personal experience that they make a hell of a mess on the carpets when they’re stepped on multiple times. 

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

They had sex twice?  Wow, I missed that.

Once at night, once the next morning. 

[VioletNevermind]

Good Lord, military guy, SHUT. UP.  Stop dropping that like a big, wet bag of mud into every conversation.  It shouldn’t even come up!  Let her tell her own parents.  

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I know from personal experience that they make a hell of a mess on the carpets when they’re stepped on multiple times. 

Me too. When we went on cruises and they put petals all over the room I always brushed them into the garbage can. Of course I am a bit OCD. 

[Mindthinkr]

So Chris is a user. Why does that not surprise me. Shame on those experts. Shame shame shame. 

[Empress1]

6 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

He just flat out told her he's not attracted to her.  Game over.  She should have packed her shit and left.  Damn the producers.

This is like when Luke told Kate he was "repulsed" when they had sex. At best, that means you'll hear "I'm not repulsed by you anymore!" which is a fucking subterranean-ass bar.

Also, from the "this season on ..." preview, Paige says they've had sex daily. Why is she still having sex with a dude she knows isn't attracted to her?

I like Ryan's parents. They remind me of my family except they (his parents) are more religious. Also Ryan gets a point for saying thank you to the server. I might fuck with Ryan.

Edited February 4, 2021 by Empress1

[pwdrpuff]

I’m usually just a reader, never post, but Chris is such a POS and will probably be a victim of domestic violence, once he meets “the right” lady.  

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Me too. When we went on cruises and they put petals all over the room I always brushed them into the garbage can. Of course I am a bit OCD. 

Oh yes, that’s a table for two.  I don’t like outside stuff inside!  (By the way, I was once married.  I just thought you all should know.)

[LennieBriscoe]

Chris didn't have a panic attack; he had a guilt attack. 

Ryan needs to project a tad less seriousness. 

So Erik was married before, so? What matters is now. 

I don't understand why Jacob's Atkins approach to eating should be an issue. He wants to keep fit. 

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Once at night, once the next morning. 

Wow, so he has sex with her (he just wanted to tap that ass) and now he's done and doesn't care how she feels.   

Paige:  You can't lean on your religious crutch.  God wouldn't want you to stay and be disrespected by this asshole.   

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Why is she still having sex with a dude she knows isn't attracted to her?

Because she is married to him and is trying very hard to be a perfect wife. Sadly no matter how good she is he thinks he deserves better. She will never measure up. 

[VioletNevermind]

I suspect that Party Girl will definitely find ways to keep busy while her pilot husband (who was once married) is off flying. 

Edited February 4, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Straycat80]

This marriage will be perfect for Virginia, she can party with her friends the four days he’s out of town and act married for the three days he is home. 
 

Everyone looks so uncomfortable when Jacob talks. 

Edited February 4, 2021 by Straycat80

[LennieBriscoe]

Uh-oh. Carefree Virginia isn't keen on kids right now. 

 

[VioletNevermind]

MAFS is giving Popeye (someone called him that last week and I loved it) a hilarious edit with his constant mentions of his home improvements.  And I’m loving the “Nobody cares, work harder” t-shirt choice at his first meal with his new in-laws. 

Edited February 4, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, LennieBriscoe said:

Uh-oh. Carefree Virginia isn't keen on kids right now. 

 

For being a party girl that doesn’t surprise me. If he wants kids soon (as he is older) again I fault those experts. 
Im going to stop calling them experts and call them drama coordinators. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

MAFS is giving Popeye (someone called him that last week and I loved it) a hilarious edit with his constant mentions of his home improvements. 

There's a home gym!

[CSunshine76]

It cannot be said enough, Chris is THE WORST! What an asshole. Poor Paige!

And Eric (is that his name)...is there more to him than his house and workout routine? Sure doesn’t appear so so far. 

[absolutelyido]

I feel like Jacob needs that Progressive Insurance guy who teaches people not to turn into their parents: You remodeled your house? No one cares.

Edited February 4, 2021 by absolutelyido

[Mindthinkr]

If Chris’s family blames Paige for their problems I’m going to start spitting nails. 

[VioletNevermind]

Whoo boy, Chris’s parents don’t like even the slightest hint of criticisms of their baby boy.  

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

It cannot be said enough, Chris is THE WORST! What an asshole. Poor Paige!

And Eric (is that his name)...is there more to him than his house and workout routine? Sure doesn’t appear so so far. 

That is Jacob.

Erik is the Smiling Divorced Pilot.