S08.E07: Sex, Lies and Sandwiches

[Guest]

Airs December 22, 2020

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After a close encounter with an ex-boyfriend, Whitney wonders if she's ready to move on from Chase; she escapes quarantine for a fun weekend friends' trip, but may be crushed when she discovers Buddy's been keeping a new girlfriend from her.

 

[Not Buyin It]

Got the popcorn popper on StandBy...

 

[Ketzel]

Buddy crushes Whitney?! 🙂

[Irate Panda]

1 hour ago, Ketzel said:

Buddy crushes Whitney?! 🙂

I guess it’s his week off from scaring her.  Hopefully, the sandwiches are there to comfort her because he seems done with that too. God, when did Buddy become a voice of reason this show?

[3girlsforus]

24 minutes ago, Irate Panda said:

I guess it’s his week off from scaring her.  Hopefully, the sandwiches are there to comfort her because he seems done with that too. God, when did Buddy become a voice of reason this show?

Probably when he got sober. Pretty much anyone sober is more reasonable than Whit. 

[Hana Chan]

First of all, fuck all these twats for violating stay at home precautions and traveling during a pandemic. I am so tired of these self-entitled assholes crying about how their lives have been disrupted when people are fucking dying and hospitals are overwhelmed. Healthcare workers are being pushed to the breaking point, but Whitney and her idiot friends need a weekend away from home because their lives are so difficult! 🤬

As for Whitney being "crushed" because Buddy has a girlfriend... fuck her and her "the universe revolves around me and my emotional needs". Maybe if she were a little less of a self-centered moron she might be able to find a real relationship and wouldn't have to pay men to pretend to be her boyfriend/fiancé on TV. Hopefully Buddy's GF has a backbone and tells her to fuck off.

[mamadrama]

7 hours ago, Hana Chan said:

. Hopefully Buddy's GF has a backbone and tells her to fuck off.

Now THAT would be great viewing.

[Persnickety1]

My first thought when I saw the title of this episode was Cass Elliott (RIP).  Maybe Whitney will have a near-death experiencing choking on a monster hoagie.  

I'm way too excited about seeing this episode tonight and crossing my fingers for further humiliation when she finds out Buddy is (hopefully) not her puppet any longer.  

Counting down...

 

[Hana Chan]

And the shitshow begins...

[Hana Chan]

"What's wrong with me?"

Honey, we just don't have the time needed to spell everything out. It's a weeknight, after all.

Edited December 23, 2020 by Hana Chan

[Snarkastikate]

This defies any possible plausibility at this point.   I'm out.    

[Hana Chan]

This is so poorly scripted and really just goes beyond the point of any believability. I feel like I'm reading really, really bad MBFFL fanfiction. Not the kind from AO3. This is fanfiction.net quality.

[spacefly]

This is so bad, even for this shit show. It is so unbelievable and contrived and awful. 

[Hana Chan]

Oh, this cow just loves having two losers "fighting" over her.

[Gramto6]

Cat sitting on the dining table while they eat...gag me with a spoon...I know where cat feet go....🤮

Edited December 23, 2020 by Gramto6
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[Persnickety1]

Do you suppose Lenny and Buddy will have to flip a coin to see who gets the dubious honor of applying  her chub rub?

[Hana Chan]

And they're not wasting time in shoving Ryan under the bus again. And my rage at this idiots getting together at the lake has rekindled. 

And Tal... STFU. 

Oh goodie... here come Whitney is her bathing suit. 🤮

[mamadrama]

I'm still not convinced that Lenny is being played by the same actor. 

[Hana Chan]

Just now, mamadrama said:

I'm still not convinced that Lenny is being played by the same actor. 

Neither am I. They don't look or really sound that much alike. The show would have been better off not doing the flashback and reminding us of what Lenny actually looked like before Lenny 2.0 showed up.

[mamadrama]

I like the way Lenny just happened to show up during filming. And mic'ed. 

[Persnickety1]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

I like the way Lenny just happened to show up during filming. And mic'ed. 

With Whitney appearing at the top of the stairs, fully dressed, hair done, etc.  

We all know that sloth lays around in her usual leggings and sports bras, and that's even when she's expecting company.

Blech.

[mamadrama]

I hate this episode for making me agree with Buddy. 

[Hana Chan]

If Whitney was any greener with envy, she'd be spitting pea soup like Linda Blair.

[Donut Bear]

God her voice is annoying.

[Hana Chan]

The only thing worse than Whitney in a bathing suit is Whitney skinny dipping. Cause there ain't nothing skinny about this heifer!

[mamadrama]

This is all part of the "Whitney is still super desirable" storyline. 

[Gramto6]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

This is all part of the "Whitney is still super desirable" storyline. 

🤢🤮

[Hana Chan]

And it's not exactly a private lake. While I'm sure that tourism is probably down a bit since not everyone is too stupid to live and are sticking close to home and not vacationing during a pandemic, there have to be a few other people around the lake. I'm sure that they're not thrilled about seeing Whitney swimming naked in front of them.

[goofygirl]

WHEN is Buddy gonna break the news?? Or has he already??

Twitney is just as usual, so are the barnicles.  It's funny.  They're actually in the WATER...

Do us a favor Twit. GO AHEAD AND ISOLATE YOURSELF FROM US... Starting NOW and ending in.... 2035.

Edited December 23, 2020 by goofygirl

[mamadrama]

"Heather's not even COMING!" No shit. It's called common sense.

There are people who haven't been able to see their own family for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and birthdays yet these numbnuts are going to vacation together. 

 

[Hana Chan]

*sigh* Do we have to start every scene with Whitney moaning about a breakup that happened months ago by this point.

And what a wonderful friend she is, shitting all over Buddy's relationship.

[goofygirl]

Wait... Bad editing again.  Fatso has on another bathing  suit.  Who cares really??

"Ryan is the enemy".... Nuff said. Christ on a cracker. THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER YET....  OK, OUT!

 

Wait... before I go... I want to wish all of you some really HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!  I'm gonna go to my sister's house and we are going to have some fun!  She's got dementia.  I've been in PPE since September.  Should be a HOOT!!

 

Love y'all!! See you next year!

Edited December 23, 2020 by goofygirl

[mamadrama]

COVID's kind of like sex: not only are you sleeping with THAT person, but you're also being exposed to everyone that person's been exposed to. 

[Hana Chan]

Ohhh... it looks like Ryan is going to spill all the tea. He's basically going to be slow walking away from this mess and leaving explosions behind him.

[goofygirl]

And NO... I REFUSE to buy MORE stooopid cable!  I spend enough already!  Anybody who DOES spend that $4.99/month... Can you just TELL us what happened??

Thank you!

[mamadrama]

So much for continuity. In the talking heads they go to the trouble of putting Buddy in the same shirt, but his head's now shaved. 

Just now, goofygirl said:

And NO... I REFUSE to buy MORE stooopid cable!  I spend enough already!  Anybody who DOES spend that $4.99/month... Can you just TELL us what happened??

Thank you!

On it. I don't mind taking one for the team. It will make my bill go down because it means I can get rid of Philo.

[goofygirl]

Mamadrama, you ROCK!!!!

 

Lort. The SANDWICHES.....

Maybe they'll go in the water after eating BEFORE 30 minutes and they'll all SINK!

But then.... We'd just see bubbles coming up from the lake.  HEY! Sounds like a plan!!! Hehe...

Edited December 23, 2020 by goofygirl

[Hana Chan]

STFU Tal. Ryan is not just Whitney's friend. He's her business partner. Mind your own bees wax.

And Whitney is really acting like a bitch about Buddy's relationship. 

[Brodicea]

Lenny may be getting paid, but he is a better actor than Chase. I almost believe he actually likes Whitney.

[Hana Chan]

There was a time when I wondered why people who seemed more normal and who had their acts together would be friends with someone like Whitney. It's becoming pretty obvious that they're just as bad as she is. 

 

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Brodicea said:

Lenny may be getting paid, but he is a better actor than Chase. I almost believe he actually likes Whitney.

Well, there Is a pandemic going on. These are desperate times for poor actors... 😉

[goofygirl]

Hana, it's called a paycheck for this dreck.  Ya can't make $2500 that fast in the real world with THEIR abilities.... It's what? 2-3 hours?? Even 5 hours! Yowza.  Then you get used to that $$$ and the next thing you know....  We have this show!

[mamadrama]

3 minutes ago, Hana Chan said:

There was a time when I wondered why people who seemed more normal and who had their acts together would be friends with someone like Whitney. It's becoming pretty obvious that they're just as bad as she is. 

 

Yeah, and I don't even think it's about the money. I think at least half of them are famewhores and most really are just nasty people.

Re: preview

Ryan's reply to how long Chase has been involved with his girlfriend may be one of the most honest statements that's been made on this show.

[Brodicea]

To be fair, the barnacles and Whitney have been friends since high school and in my experience you tend to cut a lot of slack for friends from that age or college age.

Also, to be fair, in NC, life was pretty normal in July and August. We went on vacation in the mountains and the casinos were open with lots of precautions and most restaurants and stores. Masks weren't even required some places, but we always wore ours. People we met from other states and towns weren't so observant though. If the barnacles kept to themselves, don't see much harm in it.

Edited December 23, 2020 by Brodicea
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[DNR]

Grrrrrrr i find Twitney & Tal’s upspeak at the end of every sentence in their talking heads Sooooooo annoying😡🤬😡

Twits faces under her mask when Buddy’s gal pal comes in the lake house is So Rude. She’s such an OBNOXIOUS B

[Brodicea]

Don't understand why they are wearing masks part of the time, but not on the boat or in the water? Silly kids! And enough with the feeling sorry for Whitney. At this point it has been months. Probably they have been broken up longer than they were engaged.

[DNR]

Such great pals ... they sit on the dock and talk behind Buddy’s back like they’re all relationship experts . Twit is a horrible friend, Buddy helps her thru her breakup now she’s bashing him with the barnacles 

she’s soooo jealous 

[Ketzel]

What 36-year-old makes a "marriage contract" with her male friend at all, let alone making one and taking it seriously enough to be offended, when she finds out he's met someone new RIGHT AFTER HE SIGNED THE CONTRACT TO MARRY HURRR."'

[Brodicea]

Did Glen and Babs really spoil Whitney to the extent that she needs a full time sandwich maker? I can't believe that. This show has enabled her to live a life of self-importance and denial over her true condition that is extremely detrimental to her in the long run. And she doesn't even pretend to act like she isn't the queen bee. They must all be so sick of her.

[DanaMB]

Todd’s snark was in full effect. Whitney is ill because of her sunburn, she exposed a great amount of flesh (paraphrased).

Also, notice when Whitney gets off the jet ski she rolled over to her stomach? That’s the only way she can stand up; needs her hands to leverage herself up. Notice everyone sitting on the dock and she continues to stand? She can’t get down that low and definitely couldn’t get herself up. Take it from a fat girl. And that shit is not fabulous.