Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

Ut oh Chon is out

[For Cereals]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Ut oh Chon is out

And his jorts 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This couple is new to me. But I do love that someone is named Puppy.

Oh, it's another instance of the inmate woman projecting all the blame onto the pathetic man.  Puppy is her wife from prison, for heaven's sakes.

And I agree that Puppy is a delightful name.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Only twenty minutes in? I’m totally entranced.

This is the fastest hour of the week 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hungover Murgh coming up.  He still looks more animated than normal.  Hasn't had a chance to wake and bake yet.

[OoogleEyes]

What happened to his grill?

[Pepper Mostly]

The whole Family Quaylon is just a festival of dysfunction. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah, you had TWO children with him because one wasn’t enough.

[Pepper Mostly]

If Sarah bleaches that rats nest on her head any more she's going to look like an albino. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sarah wearing her best too tight leggings to court.

[candall]

What's all the fake drama with Michael showing up to court?  We know he's in town.  And he doesn't have any other reason to be there. . . 

 

Oh.  He overslept and missed court.  Never mind.

[WaltersHair]

Mumbles. Hotels still do wake up calls.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mumbles really loves those kids more than anything else in the world. And it wasn’t his fault that he got drunk and overslept.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here's Michael explaining that the dog ate his homework. Jesus Christ. 

[tearsandhysteria]

He didn't go to court because he didn't need to. He knows Sarah won't keep him from the kids regardless. It's not like he wants the 50/50 anyway. He couldn't even last a whole birthday party. 

Edited December 5, 2020 by andreamf15

[goofygirl]

Of COURSE Murgh missed court.  He and the devil dick had some hell to play.  I mean..... Come ON...

Brittany is going to fall all the way off if she takes her Methhead Mom back to her house.  I can see it now.

And Shawn, I hope you LOSE that 50K just because you're too stupid for words.  NOW you're looking into Destinie and her recent actions?  Does she still have access to that credit card?? Probably.  Does she still have the car?? Probably.  You are a complete and total moron.  I hope she bleeds you of ALL your money. Every single penny.  Maybe then you'll learn something.

Chane is at a birthing class??  Could he just trim that billy goat thing on his chin??

Edited December 5, 2020 by goofygirl

[WaltersHair]

Are Lacey and Chon still married? Or is she married to Chain?

[For Cereals]

Oh Chane...not the sharpest tool

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, andreamf15 said:

He didn't go to court because he didn't need to. He knows Sarah won't keep him from the kids regardless. It's not like he wants the 50/50 anyway. 

And paying child support is merely a suggestion in Mumbles’ world.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lacey pumped her inflated hemorrhoids lips up even larger.  She is hard to look at. 

[DanaMB]

Now, I love the dumpster fire that is the show, but it does piss me off that some of these trash people are being rewarded, at least financially, for their abhorrent behavior. Destiny comes to mind. And Lindsey. And Michael. Shit, all of them I guess.

Edited December 5, 2020 by DanaMB

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lacey pumped her inflated hemorrhoids lips up even larger.  She is hard to look at. 

But she has such a glow about her. Hahaha

[tearsandhysteria]

Kelly needs to go to court and get her child support raised. If that fool has all that money to waste on that troll, he can spend more on his kids. 

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, andreamf15 said:

He didn't go to court because he didn't need to. He knows Sarah won't keep him from the kids regardless. It's not like he wants the 50/50 anyway. 

This! And Sarah would take him back in a hot second. She's not fooling anyone with her tough talk. Still don't get why all these women are so enthralled by him, he clearly only wants them to clear his head literally. His words not mine

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But she has such a glow about her. Hahaha

I think that it's called Crisco

[DanaMB]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Are Lacey and Chon still married? Or is she married to Chain?

I don’t think she was ever married to Chon. I believe she and Chane are still married. I think she took him back when Chon was unavailable. Having returned to jail and all...

[Pepper Mostly]

Prediction: Amber will go back to selling drugs. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

i love a family reunion.

[OoogleEyes]

Ok, now HERE'S the LAL we didn't know we needed 

[Pepper Mostly]

Momma Amber: Honey, you have to keep the grift going. You have our future to think about!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah seems shocked that Mumbles didn’t make it to court. Have they met? 

[candall]

20 years probation?!?  Whoa.  I've never even heard of a probation period that long.

 

Oh, right!  I forgot Amber and her mother cooked up the honey trap scheme together that Vince was going to support both of them. 

But then Amber couldn't bear for him to touch her--an unforeseen wrinkle.

[goofygirl]

But Sarah, he loves his pretty girls.  What's wrong with you??  Why do you need any other explanation?? She is dumber than a box of hair!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well Sarah, you should know about Mike's inability to keep the old dickmeister under wraps. You gave it a loving home often enough. 

[OoogleEyes]

Why did Sarah need to go to court to confirm what she has been doing all of those children's lives 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael shows up at Sarah’s door in his teddy bear costume.

[tearsandhysteria]

I love how Sarah is still acting like she is trying to figure Michael out like he is a mystery. I wouldn't even be worried about why he didn't show but I guess that devil dick still has her caught up. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Starting to think you don't know Destinee at all? Oh Shawn. Never change. 

[goofygirl]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo.... Shawn. You didn't know Destinie AT ALL????  Jeebus, the man needs to go to jail for just being totally a dumbass.

Is there a jailhouse for simpletons?

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies!   Sorry I'm late.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shawn is so painfully stupid.  How does it make it to work without a guide?

[OoogleEyes]

WHERE is our *rolling eyes* emogie, Glark?

[tearsandhysteria]

Shawn is so stupid he makes me miss Clint and that's hard to do!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Floatingbison, we had to start without you. LAL waits for no man. Glad you’ve arrived.

[candall]

Wow, I got a whiff of stale cigarette smoke from that motel room right through the tv screen.

[tearsandhysteria]

Well she looks better on the drugs now. I'm shocked. 

[goofygirl]

HOW does he drive a car? HOW does he have a JOB? HOW has he managed to have FIVE CHILDREN? OK, I get that one.  But all the rest of it just mystifies me.

Brittany, don't worry about Methhead Mom.  Yes, she's tweaking. Dipsy doodle.  Leave. Go. You have MANY children! Go. See about your tiny little ones. Stop getting your freaking HANDS tattooed!

Go get yourself fixed.  Stop worrying about her feelings and worry about your OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, you MORON!

Edited December 5, 2020 by goofygirl

[LucyEth]

Well Mamma Brittany does not appear to be stoned, so there’s that!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Brittany is definitely not high, said no one.

Brittany, stop wasting your time. Your children need you. Take care of them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany looks good, though. Her skin looks all glowy.