Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dear Shawn, you’re a fucking moron.

Very truly yours,

Everyone who is watching this

[kacesq]

Mumbles continue to attract high quality females. I’ve not seen ripped jeans and pleather look that good in a long long time.

[OoogleEyes]

This man is not attractive 

[Floatingbison]

Nothing wrong with her a couple of neck tatts won't fix.

[Pepper Mostly]

Where is he getting the money for hotels and cocktails? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Mumbles found himself another quality hooker friend.

[RealReality]

This has to be some production assistant.  She is not as rough looking as I was hoping for. 

[kacesq]

I guess between ripping her jeans and piercing her face, this chick didn’t have time to touch up her 4 inch roots.

[Coltee Gal]

Oh look...another “actor” is in our midst.

[Floatingbison]

Single single, that's what he orders at In N Out when he's low on fundage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Nothing wrong with her a couple of neck tatts won't fix.

And maybe some gold lipstick.

[Leilani]

Shawn should just report his credit card stolen, you'll be back right quick.

[Floatingbison]

Before she leaves with him, she has to clear it with her luv broker, Pepper Jack.

Edited November 28, 2020 by Floatingbison

[candall]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Mumbles continue to attract high quality females. I’ve not seen ripped jeans and pleather look that good in a long long time.

She's unusually . . . fresh, for this show.

[Leilani]

It must kill Sarah to see Michael turn on the charm for all these women.

[RealReality]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And maybe some gold lipstick.

it will never work out unless she gets a terrible wig that she perches directly on her forehead

[WaltersHair]

She reminds me of that old credit card commercial.

 

 

 

Edited November 28, 2020 by WaltersHair

[OoogleEyes]

I can understand the ladies who love the bad boys, but this is ridiculous 

[Pepper Mostly]

I wonder if Michael is going to ask Haley if she's ovulatin'?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s hope Mumbles’ latest conquest is on the pill.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

It must kill Sarah to see Michael turn on the charm for all these women.

What?  He offered a poke, didn't he?

[RealReality]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let’s hope Mumbles’ latest conquest is on the pill.

penicillin?

Andrea sincerely fixing her mouth to judge her levelheaded, intelligent children.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jerry Seinfeld called. He wants his pirate shirt back.

[RealReality]

I'm so glad Andrea is familiar with these church rules.  

Can she quote me the one that advocates sex in a prison broom closet out of wedlock?  How about the one about having sex in every carwash and how is there not a single black mormon anywhere in LA?

[OoogleEyes]

What about that car? So many questions....

[Floatingbison]

Ghana. . . China, . . . it all sounds so attractive.   
Me:  Um, what do you have available in the south of France?

[WaltersHair]

The strict Mormons don't even let their kids call them for two years while on mission. Snail mail, I think is okay.

[candall]

Yeah, going on a mission to Ghana would be amazing.  But it's more likely he'll be going on a mission to Cleveland.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tennyson doesn’t want to deal with Andrea’s shit.Smart boy.

[tearsandhysteria]

I'm 58 minutes late to watching this. I was doing my online black Friday shopping. Now I'm watching my recording and I'm already tired of Lindsey and her facial expressions and neck movements.  

Edited November 28, 2020 by andreamf15
Had to edit

[kacesq]

Poor Tennison. He’s speaking the truth. And he’s right...it’s not about Andrea. She thinks everything is about her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Free Tennison! That poor kid. 

Andrea's trying to spin it that he's being corrupted by the terrible situation in the hood. But he can't take the toxic environment in his own home. She can't even let him speak! 

[Maybeitsme]

Speak your truth Tennison

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Ghana. . . China, . . . it all sounds so attractive.   
Me:  Um, what do you have available in the south of France?

Mitt Romney did his mission in Paris. 

Tennison: I'd like to go to China.

Andrea: He should go to Ghana! 

That poor kid does not exist to her as a person. Andrea repels me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess that’s it. Great to spend the post-Thanksgiving Day here among the snark champions. On to Sunday, folks. See you then.

[OoogleEyes]

I am really sad about Tenneson

 

[Floatingbison]

TOW on Sunday, snarkers!  

Edited November 28, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

The strict Mormons don't even let their kids call them for two years while on mission. Snail mail, I think is okay.

They are trained extensively before they go. And they travel in pairs and are encouraged to narc on each other. I don't blame the kid for being leery.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night everyone! See you Sunday for 90 Day! 

[candall]

I don't know how Mittens swung a mission in Paris.  My Mormon friend told me the vast majority of kids are stuck in U.S. cities, mostly in not very comfortable circumstances.  It would be so much better if the pairs all shipped out and got to experience a new country and a new culture for two years.  But alas.

 

Thanks for wrapping up the 2020 non-Thanksgiving in snarky high style.

[OoogleEyes]

So thankful to spend this FriYAY with my friends. See yinz Sunday night!

[OoogleEyes]

We all love you PrincessPurrsAlot!

[Darlabutterfly]

Michael and his devil dick? Just... No.

[candall]

Good evening!  Now where were we?  Oh yes, Michael's devil dick.

[OoogleEyes]

This knucklehead still hasn't canceled his credit card 

Hiya chain gang!

Edited December 5, 2020 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Good evening lovely peeps! I hope you've been able to resist devil dicks this week. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m jumping bail to be here with you, my friends.

Edited December 5, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening lovely peeps! I hope you've been able to resist devil dicks this week. 

I've been on my mission trip, so no devil dongs here!

[WaltersHair]

woo hoo. It's time!

[Pepper Mostly]

The Return of Vince. Be still my heart.