Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

Go buy yourself a ring Chevelle.... The guy needs a J-O-B before HE can buy YOU a ring.  Come on now.  Get real.

Jeebus, Destinie is still running that mouth trying to break up with Shawn.  Any way she can. Maybe DUDE, she'll just tell him: Dude, you don't do it for me Dude.. "I HAVE INTEGRITY SHAWN!"  REALLY???

Edited November 14, 2020 by goofygirl

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would laugh and laugh if Shavel's new boo walked in to the living room, wrapped in a towel. 

I was really really hoping for that scene 

[candall]

Everyone on this show acts as though Quaalude is something besides a man with the arrested development of a 17-year old.  What am I missing?  Every single decision he's made (except the smart choice not to drive his new truck without a license) has been a teenager's.

[tearsandhysteria]

If you want a man all to yourself, don't get with one with SIX kids. Integrity?! 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I have integrity Shawn!" 

I just laughed so hard I fell out of bed. 

[Gobi]

Hey, guys! Destinie has integrity!

[psychoticstate]

Density has integrity?  HA HA HA HA!!  The funniest thing I've heard all week! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Destine has integrity.

[OoogleEyes]

Is she flicking ashes into the pool? Hot tub? Whatever that is?

[tearsandhysteria]

Run destinee run. 

[psychoticstate]

I think Density having integrity is about as believable as her not caring about money or wanting anything from Shawn.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Such a heartwarming ending.

[Gobi]

So, wait. Didn't one of them go MIA in Vietnam?

[WaltersHair]

::Cries:: It can't be over.

[JenE4]

I wish we had a live camera on Scott watching this show and finding out about Lindsey’s “special friend,” Tara Belle.

ETA: Oh, nevermind! Stay tuned “next season,” i.e., next week.

Edited November 14, 2020 by JenE4

[Empress1]

11 minutes ago, andreamf15 said:

I don't think  Destinee is nearly as hard as she keeps claiming. She hasn't made a move on anyone yet but Shawn. She knew he was weak as water and wasn't going to hit her back. That's a lot of threats and posturing with no actions. 

Yep. I give Kelly a lot of credit for not taking either Destinie or Shawn’s bullshit.

Turquoise bow ties. Okay! Jessica looks nice though. (I would have given her a brighter or bolder lip color, but she looks nice.)

[Pepper Mostly]

We'll have Life After Lockup before you know it. Take heart.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, psychoticstate said:

I think Density having integrity is about as believable as her not caring about money or wanting anything from Shawn.  

Hey now, she wants something from Shawn.  Of course that's every last penny she can get from him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What are we watching now?

[psychoticstate]

So Maurice and Jessica got married in December and their baby was born in May.  So the filming was all over the place, since Lindsey came home to Scott's construction site during the quarantine.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What are we watching now?

A fresh Hell.

[candall]

Where's the part where Shawn tells Destinie they have two week's worth of cash left and that's finito, that he's cashed in his 401(k) and his life insurance policy and sold three pints of blood and all his super-sperm.

Oh, wait, here's the aftermath of that conversation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Its a sneak peek at Life After Lockup. But I'm tapping out. Good night, dear snarkers! See you Sunday for 90 Day! Stay safe! Wear your mask!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

First look for Life After Lockup.

[psychoticstate]

So I'm watching the preview for next week's "new season."  Does Shawn routinely answer the door without his pants? 

[Floatingbison]

50,000 dollar bond?  that's gone.

 

soooooo scripted.... follow the clues...

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Never used protection. <sigh> Just what Shawn needs, another kid, with Destinie no less.

[OoogleEyes]

I guess she pawned the that cubic zirconia, dude.

Pleeeeze, not another pregnancy, pleeeeze, dude 

[Gobi]

No, not furry porn!

[candall]

"We never used protection," says father of six.

[psychoticstate]

I hate some of these people so much . . . but they remind me of how mistakes I've made in my own life really aren't that bad. 

[Gobi]

"When in was in prison, I created a character named 'Mr. Blue'." 

 I'll refrain from the obvious puns.

[OoogleEyes]

OMG, this is truly a fresh hell. Dressing up in costume? That screams STRANGER DANGER!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think that’s enough for me, kids. Happy Friday the 13th. Sunday, 8pm, TLC, be there.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Murgh in a bear suite, "mmmmfmfffgffghgfmmmmrrrffff".  

[JenE4]

Destine took everything but a pregnancy test wrapper?

Michael is a furry now?!? Oh, wait. HE can’t talk directly to his child and needs a character as the intermediary?

[psychoticstate]

Can the show just change Cabbage Patch Sarah's profession from "waitress" to "reality show 'ho"?  Clearly she is going to ride this train until it goes off the tracks.  Along with the leaping leprechaun she's married to and Brittany and Marcelino.  

And of course Chon is out of prison and trolling for Lacey.  

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think that’s enough for me, kids. Happy Friday the 13th. Sunday, 8pm, TLC, be there.

I am soooooo there!

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael in the bear outfit is killing me! 

We have a street entertainer in Boston called "Keytar Bear", a much loved figure who pops up in various places, rocking out with his keytar in his bear outfit. Seeing Michael put on his bear suit, with a startling resemblance to Keytar Bear, might have made me scream a little. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

So I'm watching the preview for next week's "new season."  Does Shawn routinely answer the door without his pants? 

Hey, it's The Time of the COVID. No one wears pants 

[psychoticstate]

Hey Cabbage Patch, maybe lock your front door!   And not have a camera crew present if you don't want Michael there.

Edited November 14, 2020 by psychoticstate

[Empress1]

Shawn is such a spineless piece of shit. He “wouldn’t blame” Destinie for beating the mother of his kids?! For nothing? 

Edited November 14, 2020 by Empress1

[goofygirl]

It's been fun!  See y'all Sunday! 

[Gobi]

Dudes! Gotta go, ya feel me?

[candall]

Well, okay.  Apparently they're just going to incorporate this season's couples into the mix with old castmates Andrea and Lamar, Marcellino and zzzzzz. . . . . 

That works for me.  Just so long as they keep pumping out that Friday night crazy.

   : )

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, not you again said:

I'm not going to be able to tolerate some of the couples on Life After Lockup so I will be recording it, but I will miss the live chat!

This is what I say every season with this and, you know, the OTHER. Yet, here I am.

Good night all! Have a great non-superspreader weekend!  Wash your hands and wear a mask!

[mamadrama]

52 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

Density has integrity?  HA HA HA HA!!  The funniest thing I've heard all week! 

Followed closely by "I don't give a fuck about your money."

[candall]

Everybody limber up--it's a two-hour episode! 

 

How many pregnancy tests . . .will. . .there. . .BE?     👶 👣  🍼

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Everybody limber up--it's a two-hour episode! 

 

How many pregnancy tests . . .will. . .there. . .BE?     👶 👣  🍼

Two hours?!!!  It's like we're the ones sentenced to serve time.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Everybody limber up--it's a two-hour episode! 

 

How many pregnancy tests . . .will. . .there. . .BE?     👶 👣  🍼

Whoo Hoo!