Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

DMark is the wisest at the party.

[candall]

So the . . . eight-time? parolee got away with showing up two hours late for check-in and she decided sitting down for a quick bite with John on her job search wouldn't be a problem.

And John calls this "doing the best we can"?

 

Edited to add:  tsk.

Edited September 5, 2020 by candall

[Caseysgirl]

Very generous of Shavel but I agree with her cousin - this has got disaster written all over it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn needs to save his money for the $50K bail he’ll be responsible for when Destinie goes AWOL.

[mamadrama]

Why do people break rules when they're being filmed?

Still, I blame John. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, candall said:

So the . . . eight-time? parolee got away with showing up two hours late for check-in and she decided sitting down for a quick bite with John on her job search wouldn't be a problem.

And John calls this "doing the best we can"?

 Well, actually, it is.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Caseysgirl said:

Very generous of Shavel but I agree with her cousin - this has got disaster written all over it.

EVERYTHING on this show has disaster written all over it. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

John and Kristianna were going incognito with a fucking camera crew? So subtle.

And John's look at me, I'm "Indian" jacket.  I loathe him.  

Quaylon showed himself to be the smartest con we've had on this show, language skills notwithstanding.  He decided not to drive (and be filmed doing so) because he doesn't have a driver's license.  What world are we in?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn, actually that’s a myth. Just saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh boy, here's Shawn's skeevy friend, yay!

[Doublemint]

Opposites attract "in songs".  Another smart friend.

[Squee Bastard]

Trouble ahead. There's a Dimwit in a jewelry store! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn’s friend is bringing his standup comedy act to the pawn shop jewelry store.

[coffee drinker]

Shawn acts like he's a bit "slow", mentally.  😞

[Pepper Mostly]

WHERE DID SHAWN FIND $2000 FOR A RING??

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 Well, actually, it is.

No!  They aren't KITTENS, driven to distraction by a shiny laser beam dot.

[WaltersHair]

She's gonna hock that ring faster than you can say HALO.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie pawns the ring after receiving it in 3.....2.....1....

[WaltersHair]

I'm hoping when they meet, they'll settle down.

Shawn, have you ever mixed vinegar and baking soda? Thought not.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Shawn took money out of his retirement account for THIS? And lost how much in penalties for doing so? What.an.ass.

[Pepper Mostly]

Where is Shawn getting all this money?? I have a better job than Shawn and only one kid, but I don't have $50K. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jess’s father is thinking about hiding the silver.

[mamadrama]

I swear to God Shawn is seeing a totally different person than we are. Did the real Destine rip up her filming contract and the one we're seeing is the low-rent version they've refilmed her scenes with? Cause...DAMN Shawn.

[WaltersHair]

Will the sister that Jessica gave up for this man show up?

[OoogleEyes]

Does he have a shot glass collection??

[Doublemint]

Daddy summed it up on Maurice, "he's pullin a con"..

[Pepper Mostly]

How does Maurice have better social skills than Jess? 

[Caseysgirl]

Shawn’s friend is going enjoy saying “ I TOLD YOU SO!” But at least he’s getting some WE money and looks like a sensible person unlike Shawn who looks like an ass but I have absolutely no sympathy. How dare a man with 6 children waste $50,000 on that piece of crap.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Father Jess throwing shade from the jump. This will go well.

[goofygirl]

Maurice buddy, you're trying too hard!  Uh oh.... Here goes the broken parole thing ALREADY!  Good job Maurice!

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Where is Shawn getting all this money?? I have a better job than Shawn and only one kid, but I don't have $50K. 

He draws on his 401K, he must paying penalties and lots of taxes, he is too young to be taking out money.

[Squee Bastard]

Oops, Maurice!!

[Gobi]

You know what they say about parole violation - Third time's the charm!

[Doublemint]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHERE DID SHAWN FIND $2000 FOR A RING??

He's cashing in his retirement funds, that's where.

[WaltersHair]

OH, Maurice is going to the woodshed with dad.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jess is a low rent Cybill Shepherd. 

[JennyMominFL]

This is going well

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I'm hoping when they meet, they'll settle down.

Shawn, have you ever mixed vinegar and baking soda? Thought not.

I'm thinking he may have. Sitting in a closet.  Then he breathed in the fumes.  Just trying to find a way to explain his exemplary reasoning skills.

[LucyEth]

I hope Jess’s dad realizes his daughter is basically brain dead.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jess is a low rent Cybill Shepherd. 

Someone on 90 Day Gays said Jeff Daniels...

[Auntie Anxiety]

@JennyMominFL, I see from your new picture that you’re reporting for snark duty.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

He's cashing in his retirement funds, that's where.

Sure, but what kind of retirement fund does he have? He doesn't have a fancy, well paying job. How long, and how much, could he possibly have been contributing? He has six kids to support! 

[candall]

Well, I guess Maurice chatters when he's nervous.  Geez, dude, shutty.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jess is a low rent Cybill Shepherd. 

I was thinking Mare Whiningham from St. Elmo's Fire.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hand Sanitizer is the new Grey Goose.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guess what happens? Destinee burns the breakfast! She's a regular Lucille Ball. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Destinie is near a knife block.  I hope the crew is wearing body armor.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sure, but what kind of retirement fund does he have? He doesn't have a fancy, well paying job. How long, and how much, could he possibly have been contributing? He has six kids to support! 

I wondered that too!

[OoogleEyes]

Hand sanitizer. She's hard core

[Gobi]

Is there a LAL: Solitary Talk, where former cast members comment on the show from their solitary confinement cells after returning to prison?

Edited September 5, 2020 by Gobi