Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[mamadrama]

Is he gonna rent Larry and the limo again or has she bled him dry?

[For Cereals]

Sounds like great grandma is done “you can have her.”  I feel bad for this child.

[WaltersHair]

Is that Prison Eyeshadow?

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, her prison makeup really stands out now that she's outside. 

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lindsey seems like she’s high already.

Yes! Her eyes...

[Coltee Gal]

Oooooooohhhhhh shit Lindsey’s in tha house.

[candall]

It sounds like Lindsay is about to see her daughter waaaay more than she's ready to handle.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shocker! Lindsey is using Flappy for his money. No way!

[Gobi]

"What Scott doesn't know about me is that besides the meth and guns, I'm also a whore!"

Edited September 5, 2020 by Gobi

[Doublemint]

Train wreck - she's expecting "chemistry" with Scot.   Uh, no...

[mamadrama]

"You can have her"? Fuck this family.

It will be a miracle if the little Miss doesn't find legal trouble, too.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, she's a regular philanthropist. "Scott loves to make me happy, so I'm going to go shopping"

[WaltersHair]

I feel like Destinie is a stealth knife carrier. She is too close to crazy.

[Caseysgirl]

This show should be a cautionary tale for homely old guys - you have to put out a lot of money to get a piece of arm candy - they don’t come cheap!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is running through his Rolodex of excuses pretty quickly and won’t have any left for the future credit card denials.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Destinee will shank him in his sleep once she maxes out his cards. 

[lamujerdecente]

I ordered sushi for this. Electra Abundance, my cat, ran when she saw Sewed in Lips Flappy, shirtless. 
Lins. Is. So. Going. Back. To. Avoid. Sexing. Scott.

maybe she can say she converted in prison and claim Ramadan. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Caseysgirl said:

This show should be a cautionary tale for homely old guys - you have to put out a lot of money to get a piece of arm candy - they don’t come cheap!

Destinie is already asking for thousands...not a couple hundred...

[mamadrama]

Shawn's kids deserve better.

[WaltersHair]

OH, physical violence ahead

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn. I can't figure out which is the greater burden for him. His dazzling looks, his scintillating personality, or his razor sharp intellect. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, lamujerdecente said:

I ordered sushi for this. Electra Abundance, my cat, ran when she saw Sewed in Lips Flappy, shirtless. 
Lins. Is. So. Going. Back. To. Avoid. Sexing. Scott.

maybe she can say she converted in prison and claim Ramadan. 

Regular sushi or sushi food?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Shawn and Destinie and Shawn’s ex-not-really-my-wife can have the threesome that Destinie is dreaming about.

[coffee drinker]

Maurice is so cute looking.  Looks so young too, then I remember he's only 26.  

[mamadrama]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Destinie is already asking for thousands...not a couple hundred...

Yeah, I thought the amount was for $175 at the furniture store. $3,000 was the imaginary budget she gave herself.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Destinie is already asking for thousands...not a couple hundred...

And she is decidedly low rent. She wouldn't even make it on to Flavor of Love.

Just now, lamujerdecente said:

 
Lins. Is. So. Going. Back. To. Avoid. Sexing. Scott.

Apparently it is the fate of any guy named Scott on this show to never get any sugar from his prison honey.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So will there be a bbq on Labor Day for us in the prison courtyard? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, coffee drinker said:

Maurice is so cute looking.  Looks so young too, then I remember he's only 26.  

He has that John Legend baby face. 

[JennyMominFL]

Original recipe Scott was so boring though

[Auntie Anxiety]

Conversate. I love it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn. I can't figure out which is the greater burden for him. His dazzling looks, his scintillating personality, or his razor sharp intellect. 

[candall]

I would not report Shawn to the authorities if he wanted to handcuff Destinie to the radiator and just wait for that $50k court date to roll around.

 

Has there been anyone on this show as . . . unpleasant as Destinie?

 

Ha!  "Conversate" is my favorite.

[WaltersHair]

I just can't with the Snookie Bump hair

[Gobi]

Kristiana sounds like she's talking through one of those electric voice boxes.

[DanaMB]

Conversate. *cringe*

[Auntie Anxiety]

Busted. Good move, Kristianna.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Conversate. I love it.

I was conversating about my dreams and aberrations today. 

This season is going to be a series of crimes against the English language. 

[Doublemint]

Busted!

[lamujerdecente]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Regular sushi or sushi food?

Lmao. Regular sushi. Electra is a lady. We don’t use such words in her presence.

[Auntie Anxiety]

John and Kristianna were going incognito with a fucking camera crew? So subtle.

Edited September 5, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

"Neither one of us thought this would happen?' Jesus Christ dude. 

[Caseysgirl]

You can’t even wait a week before you break the rules?  No wonder you never survive probati9n.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Shavel forgot to buy the rose petals for the party.

[WaltersHair]

We'll just sneak into this restaurant with a cameraman, two producers and a sound man.

[coffee drinker]

So the authorities were okay with her actions until after she left her visit with her Mom.  Wonder if she'd told them she'd be going back the halfway house right afterwards.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dear Shavel, that bow looks NOTHING like the Lexus Christmas you were trying for.

[goofygirl]

And remember Destinie told Shawn's friend that the first thing she wanted to do is get a bank account!!  But then we find out she's had like... 588 federal charges for BANK FRAUD and isn't ALLOWED to have a bank account.....

The thing about Shawn's credit card denial seems like she's gonna have to shank Shawn to even GET another credit card.  See how sneaky she was about him calling about it while he was at work??

And here's Quualude & Chevelle and his new ride.  The whole freaking family is outside looking at it!

[Doublemint]

Oh no - A big bow on the truck.  He needs to pass a test first.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shavel's daughter is adorable. 

I want to go to a party at Shavel's, her family looks like a blast. 

[Gobi]

Damn! I thought for sure he would drive it and get pulled over.