90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope Pole packed the poop emoji pillow.

Pole can support them with his horse manure shoveling job. 

[Floatingbison]

Please let us see Pole try to run.  I live for that.

[Frozendiva]

Poor people who have to clean that place out when they leave.

[kacesq]

Yeah I don’t think Kareeny was deadest on staying in Brazil, that’s why she was shaking her ass for Americans on soshal medeeya.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Karine is starting to look like her mother, the bloom of youth is gone.

Kriney aged REALLY fast and really badly.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Can you imagine Pole dealing with Covid?

Hope we get to see him running down the streets in a gas mask and rubber gloves

[Doublemint]

Paul acts like he's going to his investment banker job.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Jess copied Libby's outfit from last week. Apparently sheer shirts are popular?

Is it the late 90s again?

[kacesq]

Yawn. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Please let us see Pole try to run.  I live for that.

As do I. Run Pole run!

[Zombness]

Karine doesn't want to stay with Pole, she knows he is a looser.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ugggghh imagine using anything to do with Colt, like washing his undies

Washing his undies?? She's letting him have sex with her! The very thought of Coltee heaving his bulk about and grunting and sweating is giving me the dry heaves.

[KelseyNikki614]

Hmm seems like Karine doesn't want to live in the same country as Pole. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karine will love America, Pole. It’s just that she has to be there with you.

[kacesq]

Ah I see we’re about to be treated to the Coven Fertility Cult next.

and I don’t recall hearing Moldova as one of the most dangerous places on earth.

[Eldemarge]

I can't get over how FAST Paul is talking at Karine.  Surely she can't understand him all that well.  Slow it down, man!  

[Floatingbison]

Totin' aigs with Ange!

[Gigglepuff]

Um, how is Pole going to get Kreeny the "best" of everything in America? Didn't he get fired from shoveling horse crap? What kind of job with benefits is he possibly going to get? 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Washing his undies?? She's letting him have sex with her! The very thought of Coltee heaving his bulk about and grunting and sweating is giving me the dry heaves.

That’s it, I just cackled like a witch 😘😘😘

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hope we get to see him running down the streets in a gas mask and rubber gloves

He might hug the My Pillow Guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Please let us see Pole try to run.  I live for that.

They've teased us with it, they know their audience. 

[Andi27]

If there is one thing we've learned over the past few months, its how superior the US health care system is, especially if you are unemployed/underemployed.

[Frozendiva]

We have simple viewing tastes.

[Angry Moldovan]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sending good thoughts, maybe Paul will gift us with his running

Yas! Also you could post a kitty pix

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Ah I see we’re about to be treated to the Coven Fertility Cult next.

and I don’t recall hearing Moldova as one of the most dangerous places on earth.

Its not dangerous at all. Maybe Morgan La Fay there was thinking of somewhere else. Angola? Mauretania? Oz? Middle Earth?

[Gobi]

Post-coital Coltee is something I never need to see again.

[Floatingbison]

Hey slut people, he's back!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Asuelu reminds me of my son with his group of friends when they were 24. Without wives and kids. 

[Angry Moldovan]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I wish TLC would get rid of these two simply because they can’t keep the story straight. Kareeny couldn’t get the spouse visa, no wait, now they’re getting divorced, no wait now they’re staying in Brazil, no wait Pole is a criminal who can’t stay in Brazil and now just like that they can come back to the states?

and as always, stellar housekeeping you two. Stellar.

They’re auditioning for Hoarders

[Frozendiva]

I can see one night per week for volleyball with the friends. Then give Kalani a break for a night.

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Post-coital Coltee is something I never need to see again.

I wish we had a vomit emoji for such scenarios. 

[KelseyNikki614]

I'm living for the dead eye stare on Asuelu's curly haired friend. 

[Armchair Critic]

Off topic but it's Aseulu on so anyway....The Stand is coming to CBS All Access (whatever that is), I am excited to see it. Eric the hot vampire from True Blood is playing Randall Flagg. I have watched the 1994 miniseries twice and reread the unabridged longer version of the book ironically right before Covid broke out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

American life is hard for Asuelu. No coconut trees to climb for him to make his living.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I can see one night per week for volleyball with the friends. Then give Kalani a break for a night.

That sounds perfectly rational and reasonable. So of course that won't fly on this show. 

[Frozendiva]

No silly Asuelu, you are now a grown man with two kids to support and take care of. You cannot have fun while your wife does all the work. Grow up.

[Zombness]

Colte, Paul and now Asuelo........my energy levels are getting down....I had to get a drink.

[Angry Moldovan]

Asuelo, I like you, I do but man the fuck up and help her. It’s America.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Asuelu. What, you want some goats? 

[kacesq]

This is riveting....

[Zombness]

Asuelo...grow up...stop living the island life and get a real job!   You have a wife and two kids...!!

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu, get some job skills and get a better job.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Asuelu needs to perfect his free samples of fro-yo techniques if he wants to get a promotion.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Off topic but it's Aseulu on so anyway....The Stand is coming to CBS All Access (whatever that is), I am excited to see it. Eric the hot vampire from True Blood is playing Randall Flagg. I have watched the 1994 miniseries twice and reread the unabridged longer version of the book ironically right before Covid broke out.

Check out I know this much is true on HBO. Mark Ruffalo is outstanding 

[Eldemarge]

Time for an even more useless man...

[Doublemint]

This friend gives bad advice - "you should go man"  How is he ever going to afford a trip home?

[kacesq]

As if the family hadn’t pencilled “TLC filming” on their calendars months ago.

 

[Floatingbison]

I started off as a shitty husband and I was out with friends most weekends.  I had no idea how to be married, I thought it was like college with a girlfriend who lived in the house.🤨

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Asuelu, get some job skills and get a better job.

Of course, he's probably a senior Vice President a the third largest bank in Utah. You know how Sharp embroiders. 

[Armchair Critic]

I can't imagine living with Asuelu, he has zero personality and is slow on the uptake. You can only have sex so much (especially when you have 2 kids) you've got to have something else to bring to the table.