Getting to Genoa You All Over Again: Y&R Daily Chat

[One Tough Cookie]

19 minutes ago, realitytvfan1017 said:

What IS the deal with Sharon? She didn’t seem to be acting like a well-balanced individual at all

fixed it for you.

 

6 hours ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

I know of several situations where parents & (adult) children had become estranged for many years .

My parents moves to FOLRIDA WITHOUT TELLING ME.

Summer really has the art of passive aggression down to a T, doesn't she?

[realitytvfan1017]

1 hour ago, Sake614 said:

What in the name of fashion dont’s is Phyllis wearing?????? 

Imma need everyone who hates Sharon to stop frequenting her coffee shop if they don’t want to see her.

way to throw shade Summer. Jealous much? Have you forgotten that you’re fucking CHANCE? Why would you care about Kyle?

And Sally? It’s February. Paris may not be quite as cold as Wisconsin but it’s still winter. Maybe try wearing long sleeves and a winter coat while walking around?

All this , sick and tired of Phyllis and Summer. I see spoilers with Phyllis having a big part of the episode, and I just skip or sometimes ff.

[Waldo13]

Sharon just be quiet. You don’t have to keep absolving yourself to people who can’t give two💩.  

If people don’t want to see Sharon, then stay out of CL.  

Manic Phyllis🕷️calling Billy👃has nothing to do about business. It’s all about her jealousy that Billy👃is with Sally.  

I have to add another emoji to Summer❄️x6. She is now Summer❄️x6 😾. Can some Y&R historian bring me up to speed if Summer❄️x6😾is lying about Victor’s objections her and Kyle when they first started a relationship. 

What’s worse, Manic Phyllis🕷️acting a fool or Billy👃and Sally swapping spit?  It’s a tie, both are 🤢🤢🤮. 

 

[One Tough Cookie]

I noticed the black bra made a trip to Paris.  Too bad Billy saw it.

[Joimiaroxeu]

2 hours ago, realitytvfan1017 said:

I saw in the spoilers Lily meets real Damian, so maybe they are trying to put them together.

I think it would've been great if this bit of info had been spoiler-tagged. 

Probably most viewers assume though that Lily will be coupled with either Damian or Holden since she's been single for a long time by soap standards. I'd prefer Holden for Lily, and a Nate/Audra/Damian love triangle.

[Joimiaroxeu]

Sharon, stop trying to convince Summer to feel okay with your being exonerated for everything related to Heather's death. Summer's concern for Daniel will always top your need for forgiveness.

Huh, there's a Latin Quarter in Paris. Gee, no wonder Billy said, "Laissez les bon temps rouler" last week. He confused Paris with NOLA's French Quarter. Sure. 😏

The way Phyllis spent 10 minutes rooting around in her tote bag for her cell, she must have quite a junkyard dumped in there.

Pshht, Phyllis, the only thing Sally is taking shots at right now is Billy's peen. You're not even the same galaxy of her current focus. Oh well.

Watch yourself, Summer. Claire is way better at dealing with the kind of 3-D mind games your Grandpa likes to play. You are light work for her.

Not sure why Phyllis and Daniel were talking like neither of them remembers Phyllis is on Billy's long list of exes.

HoIey moley, Sally & Billy were smokin'. Yowza. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh no, Sally! No!!! It's too soon for the "L" word! Stop!!!!

Meanwhile, apparently Billy couldn't be bothered to take off his watch while he was having secksay times. Kyle and Jack do the same thing. What is it with these Abbott men?

[Joimiaroxeu]

3 hours ago, realitytvfan1017 said:

if Victoria is Victor’s favorite child, because she’s the heir and for other reasons I’ll list below, that maybe now Claire will be her heir and that would make her now Victor’s new favorite grandchild

I'm confused by the references to "heir." All of Victor's children and grandchildren* are his heirs unless he disinherits them. Was the meaning to be read as "heir to the throne"? 

If so, I agree that at one time the heir to the NE throne was Victoria. But Victor used to say that young Faith was as smart as a whip and she'd be running his empire one day. I wondered if that would lead to Faith and Victoria fighting for control, especially since SORASed Faith is now getting an excellent business degree at UMichigan. (But poor Faith may end up finishing her schooling at GCU if Sharon doesn't stop being a whackadoodle.)

Then there's Adam with his Harvard MBA, while allegedly Claire has an Ivy League MBA** too. Claire's already let Adam know they won't be teaming up. She doesn't need Adam's help.

*Today Summer made a huge point of telling Claire how Victor immediately accepted Harrison as his great-grandson. This apparently happened after Summer claims to have adopted Harrison despite the existence of Tara. 🙄

**Information about Claire's educational background has been all over the place. She's also said she attended college in Chicago. So if she went to, say, UChicago for undergrad, and also has a Harvard MBA, I think Claire's way more qualified to be running NE than either Victoria or Adam.

[surfgirl]

16 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Huh, there's a Latin Quarter in Paris. Gee, no wonder Billy said, "Laissez les bon temps rouler" last week. He confused Paris with NOLA's French Quarter. Sure

I laughed when William Nostrodominoco said that bc it's a NOLA French phrase. I dont think anyone in France says that nonsense! And yes there is a Latin Quarter in Paris and it is my current favorrite arrondisement!

Edited February 13 by surfgirl

[Denize]

Do we even know that Amy is really ill? After watching her tell Nate for months that she didn't need another opinion or to see hot shot doctors or to let him or Audra take her to appointments, I started fastforwarding through most of her blah blah blahing. Anyone can buy a bad wig and say they have cancer.  RealDamien mentioned that she'd played the woe-is-me card many times in the past (and Nate & Audra didn't ask her about it).  I also suspect that Damien gets his money from a life of crime, not as an upstanding businessman, based on his shady behaviour.

[NinjaPenguins]

Does Nick just stalk Sharon all day, waiting to intervene if someone gives her attitude? I like Sharon more than most, but perhaps a retail transaction isn’t the best time/place to apologize. Read a room and don’t insist on performing your redemption tour to unreceptive audiences. Might I also add that I have no earthly idea why Sharon gives two dumpster fucks about Phyllis forgiving her? No one should care what Phyllis thinks, especially Sharon.

Speaking of that narcissistic pterodactyl, to have Daniel sit there and praise her parenting was sick making. I know he’s a schmuck, but one is moved to ask: was Phyllis there for you when she pretended to be dead? Did she have your back when she told Summer she was still alive but not you? Why would Phyllis let you be seen with her in that dress if she truly cared?

Claire and Summer shading each other over Kyle was… something. Ladies, do better. Want better.

Please, show, please do not make me endure Philly again. Don’t even hint at it. Billy was actually entertaining me by not answering her repeated phone calls. He almost seems like a human being with Sally. 

[MollyB]

14 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

The way Phyllis spent 10 minutes rooting around in her tote bag for her cell, she must have quite a junkyard dumped in there.

Let's see, scissors, (ambulance) lighter fluid, an octopus, disguises for impersonating servers at GCAC, a bucket of lip gloss, manual on how to insinuate yourself into any relationship, a change of torso-baring clothing and her Buy-10-Get-One-Free card from Crimson Lights.

[MollyB]

11 hours ago, Denize said:

I also suspect that Damien gets his money from a life of crime, not as an upstanding businessman, based on his shady behaviour.

Yes, that's what we have been led to believe, but I'm on the side of innocent until proven guilty.  So far we have his name, Damian (and what did you expect when you named him that, Amy?), the fact that he has two companies that he kept his ownership secret about, [note: secret to people who lied to him) and doesn't explain anything about himself to those people who lied to him.  He has an henchman who doesn't seem too scary. Until I see a weapon, I'm counting Holden as friend.  And just because my mind remembered it:  what is the Count of Monte Cristo tie-in?  Does that make him an evil-doer?

[lgprimes]

I’m really confused about Amy and Damian. When she first showed up I thought she said he disappeared on her when she told him the father he knew wasn’t his real dad, after he died. But now he’s saying he is just finding out…

so what was her original story for why he disappeared from her? Does anybody else remember?

[surfgirl]

1 hour ago, MollyB said:

what is the Count of Monte Cristo tie-in?

No, he's the Count of Croque Monsieur. Mmmm, sandwiches. Now I'm hungry.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Hmmm, so has Audra the snake come back to town?  Welcome back snakey Audra!  We missed ya, hun.  Nate seems to be completely fooled by her sweetie pie act, but from the looks Devon & Lily were given’ each other, they were highly suspicious.

Wow, if even a nitwit & dope like Nick could tell in a sec that Billy’s biz is a bunch of nothing & crap, why can’t the deluded Red Beast?  She’s so happy happy that Daniel agreed to a “job” — even tho it’s still unknown what the job is.  And Billy clearly couldn’t care less about Daniel, or Phyllis’ loony enthusiasm.  Looks like The Red Beast is heading for a crash landing.  OK by me.

Lily & Damian?  Well, she has a long history of going for the dickheads & creeps.  And this angry character fits the bill . . .

[tanyak]

13 minutes ago, lgprimes said:

I’m really confused about Amy and Damian. When she first showed up I thought she said he disappeared on her when she told him the father he knew wasn’t his real dad, after he died. But now he’s saying he is just finding out…

so what was her original story for why he disappeared from her? Does anybody else remember?

If I recall correctly, Jackson died when Damian was a teenager, maybe 16ish? And Amy said he lost his way. His grades plummeted, he didn't seem to care about anything anymore, etc. He left home and then would show up and leave again. At one point, he came back and seemed to be on a good path and stable. And then he left again -- I can't remember if there was a reason why.  And that was the last time she saw him, or at least that's her story. 

[Joimiaroxeu]

So I haven't watched today's episode yet but I did catch a little bit at the top. All I got to say is, Billy in gray sweats tho. The only way that could've been better is if Tucker had showed up in his slim jeans. 🤪

Edited Thursday at 11:17 PM by Joimiaroxeu
grammar tho

[Kemper]

2 hours ago, MollyB said:

Let's see, scissors, (ambulance) lighter fluid, an octopus, disguises for impersonating servers at GCAC, a bucket of lip gloss, manual on how to insinuate yourself into any relationship, a change of torso-baring clothing and her Buy-10-Get-One-Free card from Crimson Lights.

And teeth whitener.  Yes, I am swimming in the shallow end of the pool today. Meow.

[ScoobieDoobs]

And don’t forget (in her bag of tricks) — a rechargeable curling iron (if there’s such a thing) to keep up the sausage curls on either side of her head & maintain her Farrah on Charlie’s Angels from 1977 hair-don’t.

[boes]

2 hours ago, lgprimes said:

I’m really confused about Amy and Damian. When she first showed up I thought she said he disappeared on her when she told him the father he knew wasn’t his real dad, after he died. But now he’s saying he is just finding out…

so what was her original story for why he disappeared from her? Does anybody else remember?

I don't remember Amy saying she'd ever told Damien the truth about his real biological father.  I thought she said Damien disappeared on her after she declined his request for a loan after she'd given him money numerous other times in the past.  I'm pretty sure she's reiterated, a couple of times, that Damien didn't know the truth and her mission was to tell him that before she died.

[lgprimes]

20 minutes ago, boes said:

I don't remember Amy saying she'd ever told Damien the truth about his real biological father.  I thought she said Damien disappeared on her after she declined his request for a loan after she'd given him money numerous other times in the past.  I'm pretty sure she's reiterated, a couple of times, that Damien didn't know the truth and her mission was to tell him that before she died.

Ok. I guess I just remembered it wrong. I knew she wanted to tell him who his real father was, and that he had a half brother. And that she’s dying (which I’m not sure I believe). 
Not sure where I got the idea he was mad at her because she confessed about Jackson not being his dad. Guess I made that part up. Thanks for the clarification!

[realitytvfan1017]

20 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

I think it would've been great if this bit of info had been spoiler-tagged. 

Probably most viewers assume though that Lily will be coupled with either Damian or Holden since she's been single for a long time by soap standards. I'd prefer Holden for Lily, and a Nate/Audra/Damian love triangle.

I’m sorry , you are right I should have put spoiler . 

18 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

I'm confused by the references to "heir." All of Victor's children and grandchildren* are his heirs unless he disinherits them. Was the meaning to be read as "heir to the throne"? 

If so, I agree that at one time the heir to the NE throne was Victoria. But Victor used to say that young Faith was as smart as a whip and she'd be running his empire one day. I wondered if that would lead to Faith and Victoria fighting for control, especially since SORASed Faith is now getting an excellent business degree at UMichigan. (But poor Faith may end up finishing her schooling at GCU if Sharon doesn't stop being a whackadoodle.)

Then there's Adam with his Harvard MBA, while allegedly Claire has an Ivy League MBA** too. Claire's already let Adam know they won't be teaming up. She doesn't need Adam's help.

*Today Summer made a huge point of telling Claire how Victor immediately accepted Harrison as his great-grandson. This apparently happened after Summer claims to have adopted Harrison despite the existence of Tara. 🙄

**Information about Claire's educational background has been all over the place. She's also said she attended college in Chicago. So if she went to, say, UChicago for undergrad, and also has a Harvard MBA, I think Claire's way more qualified to be running NE than either Victoria or Adam.

Yes I should have clarified heir to the throne. As Victoria currently holds that position and Claire is her oldest daughter and she’s actually qualified with her Ivy League education , she’ll probably usurp Faith, who’s Sharon ‘s daughter and not Victoria’s daughter.

18 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

I'm confused by the references to "heir." All of Victor's children and grandchildren* are his heirs unless he disinherits them. Was the meaning to be read as "heir to the throne"? 

If so, I agree that at one time the heir to the NE throne was Victoria. But Victor used to say that young Faith was as smart as a whip and she'd be running his empire one day. I wondered if that would lead to Faith and Victoria fighting for control, especially since SORASed Faith is now getting an excellent business degree at UMichigan. (But poor Faith may end up finishing her schooling at GCU if Sharon doesn't stop being a whackadoodle.)

Then there's Adam with his Harvard MBA, while allegedly Claire has an Ivy League MBA** too. Claire's already let Adam know they won't be teaming up. She doesn't need Adam's help.

*Today Summer made a huge point of telling Claire how Victor immediately accepted Harrison as his great-grandson. This apparently happened after Summer claims to have adopted Harrison despite the existence of Tara. 🙄

**Information about Claire's educational background has been all over the place. She's also said she attended college in Chicago. So if she went to, say, UChicago for undergrad, and also has a Harvard MBA, I think Claire's way more qualified to be running NE than either Victoria or Adam.

And Claire has the best pedigree of all the Newman grandchildren , her father’s the smartest out of all the partners who married into the Newman family. And she probably could start tomorrow if she had to

lol 

 

[surfgirl]

"He was like a coiled spring, so tightly wound, so...angry. I had a hard time gettin' past that."

Hey Natey Nate Nate, you know what I'm having a hard time gettin' past? Your ginlNORmous erect nippage, that's what! Sweet baby Jesus, put some tape on those things, or post a warning or something, because the children of God are not ready for that during daytime telly my guy. And while we're on the above quote, did some English major intern write that nonsense dialogue?!? 🙄  This ain't Shakespeare Josh.

Edited Thursday at 10:32 PM by surfgirl

[Joimiaroxeu]

16 minutes ago, surfgirl said:

Hey Natey Nate Nate, you know what I'm having a hard time gettin' past? Your ginlNORmous erect nippage, that's what! Sweet baby Jesus, put some tape on those things, or post a warning or something, because the children of God are not ready for that during daytime telly my guy.

IKR? Between Nate's extra perky nips and Devon's manspreading, that room was chock full o' nope. Who do they think wants to see that?

[Joimiaroxeu]

Hey, it's Lily and Devon

Yes, Damian, you should've stayed in L.A. No argument from me.

Sally, if you're already at the point where you're eavesdropping around corners on your man's phone conversations, the romance is probably on the downslope. Sorry.

Holden, why are you defending Amy? She led you into a trap too.

Billy, stop kowtowing to Phyllis. Give her an inch and she'll take 4100 miles, nonstop.

I liked Sally's satiny floral print robe. She usually doesn't wear such simple looks.

Phyllis chatting up Billy and Abbott Communications to Nick was a thoughtless move. Billy's gonna be hella pissed when he finds out.

WAIT, WHAT!!?!!?? Audra and Holden have a past! Messiness! 😱😱😱 And mentions of Tucker, by Holden no less. Be still my heart.

Bygones, Nick? Bygones? AFAIC the stuff your mommy and daddy pulled wrt snatching Chancellor is way past bygones. FOH, you kool-aid-drinking simp.

WAIT, WHAT!!?!!?? Billy has a someone on the inside at Chancellor spying for him. So he's been lying to Sally about letting it go. Aw, man.

Lily and Damian had a meet cute at Society and he seems to have liked it. Darn, I wanted him for Audra and Lily for Holden.

[One Tough Cookie]

5 hours ago, MollyB said:

what is the Count of Monte Cristo tie-in?  Does that make him an evil-doer?

n/m already answered.

 

4 hours ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

Hmmm, so has Audra the snake come back to town?  Welcome back snakey Audra!  We missed ya, hun

What show was I watching? I didn't see her.

 

1 hour ago, realitytvfan1017 said:

And Claire has the best pedigree of all the Newman grandchildren , her father’s the smartest out of all the partners who married into the Newman family. And she probably could start tomorrow if she had to

she's too busy making sheep eyes at Kyle; so that alone makes me suspect of her intelligence.

I wanna know why Sharon hasn't been charged with accessory after the act? Is it because she was banging Chansome at one time?

[lgprimes]

I second the  “FOH Nick” sentiment. If somebody FRAMES my child for MURDER, I have every right to remain pissed off for all eternity.

[boes]

1 hour ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

IKR? Between Nate's extra perky nips and Devon's manspreading, that room was chock full o' nope. Who do they think wants to see that?

If desire follows example, then the only one I can think of who would appreciate all that would be William B. Abbott, the man who's usually the leader of the "Show Me, State".  

 

Edited Thursday at 11:53 PM by boes

[Waldo13]

Why are they suspicious of Damian?  Shouldn’t he be suspicious of them since Natey Nate Nate  contacted him out of a false pretense.  Devon and Lily pass judgement on Damian and make a determination based on not really know anything about him. 

Manic Phyllis🕷️is actually making me feel bad for Billy👃. Manic Phyllis🕷️ is going to be so far up Billy👃’s ass that he won’t be able to take a 💩 without her permission.  

Sally and Billy👃are in Paris and rather than enjoying the city, they are in bed where they can do the same thing in GC.  

Why am I not surprised that Audra and Holden know each other?  It seems that Tucker brought them together but what did Holden do to rescue Audra from him?  Another question beside why did Damian dis his mom and what are the fires Damian has to put out in LA?  

Billy👃, you just got your funding and with 3 people you are fully staffed.  Once again I’m not surprised that Billy👃 is lying about going after Victor and Damian bumps into Lily.  

 

 

 

[ScoobieDoobs]

1 hour ago, One Tough Cookie said:

What show was I watching? I didn't see her.

Snakey, cagey, untrustworthy Audra never left town.  She’s just been lying low & playing a sweetie pie lately with Nate & Amy.

Audra met Holden (in front of Nate) when he was pretending to be Damian — and she clearly knew he wasn’t Damian.  But Audra never told Nate that she knew he wasn't Damian & that she had some past history with him.

And she’s still being secretive & holding back from Nate on revealing that history with Holden.  Glad to see Audra hasn’t changed one bit.  Still cagey & untrustworthy!  And certainly worthy of Lily’s & Devon’s skeptical looks in response to Nate telling them how nicey-nice she’s been lately.

[One Tough Cookie]

13 minutes ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

udra met Holden (in front of Nate) when he was pretending to be Damian — and she clearly knew he wasn’t Damian.  But Audra never told Nate that she knew he wasn't Damian & that she had some past history with him.

And she’s still being secretive & holding back from Nate on revealing that history with Holden.  Glad to see Audra hasn’t changed one bit.  Still cagey & untrustworthy!  And certainly worthy of Lily’s & Devon’s skeptical looks in response to Nate telling them how nicey-nice she’s been lately

I must have been watching a different show .  Last time I saw her she was wearing that bodycon dress and was Nate's arm ornament. Should I go back and watch it streaming?  Is it worth it?

And I can just imagine the difficulties Jack and Diane have - new drapes? Shades? Dare I reupholster the sofa?  Can't wait.........

[Sake614]

If Damian borrowed money from Amy because he was broke, why didn’t he send it back to her when he became successful? I still don’t know what happened between them to cause the rift but damn, she’s his mother! And she gave him money. Even if he never wants to see or hear from her again, he at least owed her repayment. All this time she thought he was destitute and had no idea he owned not one but TWO very profitable companies. 

[Js Nana]

New storyline: Holden blows up Audra's relationship with Nate - oh, boy, I can't wait to watch that one unfold - I'm gonna mark it on my calendar so I won't miss one minute of it.

[Snaporaz]

Who could Billy's Chancellor mole be?  The only employees are Claire and Esther.  Is this part of Claire's long game, or does Delia's grandmother have a secret grudge against the Newman trash?

[Denize]

10 hours ago, lgprimes said:

I’m really confused about Amy and Damian. When she first showed up I thought she said he disappeared on her when she told him the father he knew wasn’t his real dad, after he died. But now he’s saying he is just finding out…

so what was her original story for why he disappeared from her? Does anybody else remember?

That's the way I remember it too, from her first or second visit to Nate's livingroom soon after Amy arrived in GC on October 29th.  

[NinjaPenguins]

Why is so much time spent on Phyllis’ perspective and listening to her caw caw about it to whoever will listen? She’s obnoxious, selfish and childish, and I think we all can safely guess what kind of crazy thoughts are ping ponging around in her head. Billy shouldn’t have called her to begin with, but he definitely should have hung up when she told him something he’d already said could wait a few days. Nick should have walked away at her first wisecrack, not gone to get a drink with her. Stop indulging the egomaniac.

The way I remember Nate’s earlier interactions with Amy, fwiw, is that Amy said she never told Jackson or Damien the truth about Damien’s paternity. She wanted to tell him now so he’d have family when she was gone. Whether any of it is true, I don’t know, but that’s my recollection. And, damn, Damien sure liked what he saw when he almost ran into Lily.

I’m sure whatever secret is shared between Audra and Holden will be a huge letdown, as are most of JG’s stories. Or maybe we’ll never know what happened, like when Ian came back to life in the ambulance. It was cruel to tease us with a Tucker mention.

Billy never learns, despite getting all that oxygen to his brain from the deluxe intake vents on his face. 

[MollyB]

Friday Rant:

• Still no follow up on Ian.  Cruel and unusual to keep him in a drawer for so long if he's really alive.  If he escaped the morgue, wouldn't the authorities Chance have informed the Newmans by now?
• I have a hard time envisioning Phyllus as sexy and desirable and a great asset to whateverthefck Billy is doing.  Does she not see Sally?  How ya gonna compete with that?
• Billy repeating ad nauseum his plans for his wonderful, ground breaking, innovative, ya da ya da ya da company without saying what those plans actually are.
• And if all it takes to launch a world class company is money/backing and staff, then the corporate world is in bigger trouble than I thought. 
• Totally over the Amy is Sick story and Nate being the Saviour and Peacemaker.  Cage match Damian and his ailing mom, already.
• Really hating dropped or nonsensical story lines that leave us wondering if we fell asleep during the show and actually missed something. (Still wondering about that water bottle of Tessa's.)
• Please stop Sharon from apologizing and saying she knows how hard it is for everyone to accept her exoneration.  Just shut her up.
• Finally, the time line.  Are we still a week out from New Year's?

 

[KLovestoShop]

I have my double harpoon locked and loaded to take out two of the most horrible jackasses in the world. What the hell is wrong with you Billy?  Phyllis is the worst preying  mantis in the world, but he still allows himself to be caught in Philthy’s web.  Her coquettish behavior, whispering her lines, dressing like a cheap slut and Billy just folds like a cheap, dirty tent, panting with the thought of sticking his tiny Billy Willy into her stinky and overused Cootch. These writers suck. And Phyllis is a horrible seductress in acting. 
 

Thank God it was all a dream. But still stupid of the writers.  

Edited Friday at 06:29 PM by KLovestoShop

[ScoobieDoobs]

Dreamy dream dream day today, eh?  So much to cringe at, do yourself a favor & skip it.  I should have, cuz the image of The Red Beast’s boobs, squished together to tempt Billy, is one I wish I could erase from my brain.

Guess we’re not supposed to think about that Sally is nearly 25 years younger than Phyllis.  Clearly, Phyllis doesn’t think about that, as she pulls the same tired seduction act she’s been working for the last 30 years.  Yuck.

Was so bored by Adam’s obvious dream, was noticing Chelsea’s very ugly puffed-sleeve Mary Hartman top.  She’s another one the wardrobe peeps must hate — she’s been wearing so much ugly lately.  And I noticed her earrings were digging into her neck.  Yeah, it was that boring.

Sharon is supposedly not drugged up anymore, but she’s still dreaming about Nick?  Even in her dream he sucks.  Gives her one rose?  What a sport!  Feh.  Enough with the Nick dreams, Sharon!  Hasn’t he sh*tted on you enough, hun?  Apparently not.

Btw, what’s with Sharon’s top?  Does she still think it’s New Year’s Eve?  A bit fancy-shmancy to serve up coffee & donuts?

Edited Friday at 06:45 PM by ScoobieDoobs

[Joimiaroxeu]

Aw, geez, that corny-sounding French harmonica music. I do not love having 1940s B&W movie flashbacks.

Quoting myself to say: called it!

On 2/7/2025 at 4:33 PM, Joimiaroxeu said:

Cash money on the table, I bet Phyllis will show up in Paris to "surprise" Billy.

Oh wait a minute...a fantasy? Never mind. 😐

Dream Billy, normally I wouldn't advocate a man getting violent with a woman but sometimes awful times call for awful measures. You needed to grab Nightmare Phyllis by her extensions and drop-kick her out the door. #notevenkidding

Phyllis, you wondered where your dream about Billy came from? It came from Hell! Pull yourself together, succubus.

So did Sharon fall asleep in the coffeehouse and dream up Sally, Billy, Phyllis, Chelsea, and Adam too? Darn that PCP!

I think the Chadam and Shick fan bases must've been thrilled when they watched today's episode. Meanwhile, where was Niktor? Or Dack? Or Clayle? Or Dabby? Or, uh, Naudra? 🤡

Edited Friday at 08:39 PM by Joimiaroxeu

[boes]

3 hours ago, MollyB said:

Please stop Sharon from apologizing and saying she knows how hard it is for everyone to accept her exoneration.  Just shut her up.

Yes yes yes.  It's bad enough that she won't stop talking about it, especially to people who she knows won't buy it, but she delivers her "apologies" in such a way that even I want to smack her.  And I generally LIKE Sharon.  

I'd also love it for Phyllis and her dinosaur egg spawn to get their g-damned coffee somewhere other than Sharon's place of business.  

17 minutes ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Meanwhile, where was Niktor? Or Dack? Or Clayle? Or Dabby? Or, uh, Naudra? 🤡

And, the future Haudra and Lamien?

[Waldo13]

What is this crap?  Am I still asleep having a nightmare?  I’m sure I woke up and got out of bed so it must the monkeys with a keyboard just messing with us for shits and giggles.  Of course they were but it was easy to figure out who was having the dream. 

Why does Manic Phyllis🕷️ remind me of a hairy sweaty construction worker with a jackhammer breaking up a cement block when she’s trying to be seductive 🤢🤮. 

 

[One Tough Cookie]

1 minute ago, Waldo13 said:

Why does Manic Phyllis🕷️ remind me of a hairy sweaty construction worker with a jackhammer breaking up a cement block when she’s trying to be seductive 🤢🤮

/dead/

[boes]

20 minutes ago, Waldo13 said:

Why does Manic Phyllis🕷️ remind me of a hairy sweaty construction worker with a jackhammer breaking up a cement block when she’s trying to be seductive

Waldo13, your mention of a construction worker with a jackhammer made this scene from "Garbo Talks" immediately come to mind.

The marvelous, one-of-a-kind, never to be forgotten Anne Bancroft.

[NinjaPenguins]

Now I know what ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag looks like in soap form. Talk about mailing it in for the holidays.

Adam’s subconscious is one greedy sumbitch. He dreams that Chelsea, in some of her, uh, finest Valentine’s Day schmatta and Sally both want a piece of him. Get over yourself, sir. Adam and Chelsea have all the sexual and romantic chemistry of a goldfish fucking a pineapple ring.

Sharon is dreaming about Nick, but never gets to the part of the fantasy where she falls short of his lofty standards and he treats her like hot garbage.

I thought Phyllis’ dream would have her clutching Billy in her talons and flying him to her mountaintop aerie to commit unspeakable acts against him, so her sequence was pretty tame.

[boes]

4 minutes ago, NinjaPenguins said:

I thought Phyllis’ dream would have her clutching Billy in her talons and flying him to her mountaintop aerie to commit unspeakable acts against him, so her sequence was pretty tame.

Finally - a sexay time Billy actually deserves.

 

[surfgirl]

"Not since you walked through that door...and I saw the love in your eyes that was there for me all along...for far too long my heart has been closed off...maybe it just took the magic of Valentine's Day for me to open it back up*." "We're no good for each other Chelsea." 🤣

Are.You.Fucking.Kidding.Me.?!?

*and by "open it back up", I mean my cooch.

Big Spyh in sexay pron arms? No thank-you sir, may I NOT have another. The bra hanging out. The flappers hanging out. The nightgown schmata thing she's donning. The squirming around on the couch like she accidentally on purpose sat on a vibrator. Just NO to all of it.

The way this vomitous dialogue is being written makes me think a new intern is in the writers room, and they've been watching a visual diet of telenovellas, The Californians, and Shakespeare in Love. And it all goes together like a mint chocolate shrimp shake. 🤮

 

Nick: (cue the Bette Midler)

"Did I ever tell you you're my heeerrooo..."

I just can't with this steaming pile of shite.

Edited Saturday at 06:05 AM by surfgirl

[Kemper]

8 hours ago, surfgirl said:

 

The squirming around on the couch like she accidentally on purpose sat on a vibrator. Just NO to all of it.

 

Honestly, nothing ever written on this show - or any show in the history of soap operas, movies, documentaries, etc. would ever be as wonderfully descriptive of an actor's choice of interpretation as this right here, above. 😱 I missed it but thanks to surfgirl - I was right there. I could just see the "actress" writhing. The plus side? I got a really really good laugh. Her scenery-chewing takes any focus off other actor/actress in the scene. Instead of "Abby" - MS should have been the one put on recurring.

And now she is being shoehorned into the BillySally story and the "big" business story that is brewing with whatever it is he is plotting.  We will be subjected to her tics and scene-stealing constantly.  She is like the plague - mowing down other actors/actresses, terrible emoting, etc. And it would take a cleansing by a priest to put her on the back burner. Again.

Edited Saturday at 02:33 PM by Kemper

[NinjaPenguins]

9 hours ago, surfgirl said:

The squirming around on the couch like she accidentally on purpose sat on a vibrator

I have been slain. Bring surfgirl to justice!

[surfgirl]

2 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

I have been slain. Bring surfgirl to justice!

Mea culpa, or My bad, as the kids say. 🤷‍♀️

Edited Saturday at 06:14 PM by surfgirl