Toaster Strudel

Thank you for all the well wishes, I am still around, but life isn't the same since I can't have lunch with JJ at noon... I am doing more reading, and less posting!

Maybe she has a 5 gallon tank with 32 guppies. BTW, I am on an organ transplant waiting list, so, a hu-u-uge thank you to all of you that have the foresight and the generosity to be organ donors, and to let your family know that this is your wish. Five gavels to organ donors! The dog case was pretty tedious, but the plaintiff was mildly entertaining.

She variously calls them old, ugly, and whores. Personally, I am less than impressed with her "wit."

Many are in a private facebook group called "Easily Entertained by 90 Day Fiance."

I wonder how and when Meri broke it off? Did she at some point realize that Overton/Linday was "Cooper?"

What is the significance of "not batman yet" - it sounds really daft to me?

Fantastic new idea for the finale, I love it!

I thought he was 58.

I didn't like TM on his original SNL stint, nor did I enjoy his character on 30Rock. Brian Fellows is on my "worst characters" list with Chris Kattan's "Mango." Having said that, I am glad he's doing well! Larry David was a hoot! I hope he comes back.

The dermatologist might have been unable to attribute a cause to the alopecia. If I go to the emergency with a black eye, the doctor can say it was "blunt trauma to the eye socket" but he could never write in my medical file that Angela Hunter punched me in the face because she saw me at the bar flirting with her baby daddy!

The most amazing thing about the wedding planner is finding out that people are willing to shell out $2000 for help finding a wedding venue and picking bridesmaids dresses.

Those details are all true; people talk. The point of the relationship is that Dani is a narcissist and he is an object that she owns. Just like she doesn't care about her children's feelings, or her family's feelings, she doesn't care about the feelings of her prisoner of love either, as long as he sits pretty on her shelf, so she can dust him weekly, and take him out for show and tell in front of the cameras while she rests her hand on his inner thigh.

With horses, it's always rape. Neigh means nay.

WOW, Amy Shumer sure threw herself into everything 110%. I loved her parody of the porno "hot teacher" stereotype, she was totally over-the-top while nailing the character in every exquisite detail... yet was able to keep it firmly planted in the realm of "goofy." When Aidy came to interrupt the uncomfortable porno scene as the eager student, it was a welcome relief! Aidy was similarly brilliant, her lines were hilarious and she played up her character's wide-eyed sincerity perfectly. I didn't want Aidy to leave because I knew the bad porno would get going again, LOL, her return was welcome. Amy Schumer's reactions to the interruptions had me in stitches. I adored that sketch! Also, not enough Leslie. It's about time that Colin & Che became aware of each other's existence, it worked really well. I do think Colin makes a better straight man to the goofy interviews than Che. I am also glad that Che's jokes were shorter, maybe one reason I didn't like him was because he treated weekend update like a monologue. I am glad he improved his diction and stopped stumbling on every second word like he did when he started this gig. It was his best performance yet.

I thoroughly enjoyed this one. Visually, the Fisher King was a great monster and the accompanying sound effects were suitably terrifying. The undertaker from the planet that begs to be dominated brought some humor; there could have been a smidgen more, but I won't quibble. There were a lot of shots of Clara's most lovely face, and she kept her mouth shut and her drama under wraps, so that worked out too. The cast of characters was a rich tapestry; the two-parters are growing on me.

Let's start backwards with the obvious premise that the mother and daughter wanted to scam the show to pay their debt. I think we can all agree on that? Looks like JJ did, too. I do believe that the cards were opened without the mother's consent. She wanted to recoup the money without involving the police. Why? There could be lots of reasons, my guess is the daughter has priors, and it would be taken seriously by law enforcement. The daughter might have lied and said she'd pay back, and eventually the mother realized that she wouldn't, and by then had accumulated 3 months of expenses.

Waiting? He already has it. He got it something like 10 days ago, just before he left to Tunisia.

He worked only a couple of weeks at a beer distribution warehouse. The trips are funded by mistresses. Like some dude that barely speaks English and has only a high school education is going to be flown around the US for interviews!

She studied, but not necessarily passed.

Mo only worked for two weeks, got fired or quit.

Michael Che is still boring. Why is he back? I love Leslie & Colin. They are vaguely like Miss Piggy & Kermit, but for adults, funnier, and in a bizarre way a perfect match. I want to see them walk into the sunset hand in hand. Go for it, Colin! You know you're "feeling her that way." Aidy's Kim Davis? I didn't even recognize Aidy at first! Miley Cyrus has beautiful eyes and teeth and her goofy costumes put a smile on my face, I like that she's whimsical, not at all pretentious, and has the talent to back it up.

If your legs are so long that your ankles are cold at night, wear socks!

Pre-empted by a speech by some unimportant obama dude!

I wish Meri could have found real love instead of a psycho.

When "Thick as Cement" was recounting his "therapy dog's" ability to kill so decisively and so coldy, JJ noticed that he was literally jizzing in his pants. I think that's why he got a talking-to. It was more about the jizzing than the dog breed.