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Maybe she realizes she lives in a soap opera? I'm so dying for all of Katie's meddling to blow up in her face.

Please let #4 be BryDog! You know, he's got his Emmy, so the entertainment world will be at his feet.

Maybe instead of bringing in replacements for Leroy/Averey, they just bring Devin/Cheyenne right back?

At this point, I don't know if I'd even blame Jessica if she kills Johnny in his sleep. What a complete douchetool. It makes complete sense that he and John are good friends. Bummed to see Leroy go. Being friends with John aside, I like him. He seems pretty cursed when it comes to challenges, though. Was I the only one who thought that the black skull looked noticeably smaller than the white skulls? If the first person felt around in that bag at all, they potentially could have noticed that and told their partner to pick the bigger skull on their turn (which would mean that you're screwed if you pick second.) Sarah continues to entertain me with her complete glee at every single thing they do. Her giddy "I love this kind of stuff!" when TJ explained how the elimination would work made me laugh. Since they had to include the shot of the whole cast gasping at whoever Leroy's replacement is, I'm entirely convinced that it's someone underwhelming.

As someone who has had to take steroids more than once, they definitely do that to you. I have stretch marks from them. Depending on what the dosage is, they can really bloat you up big time. BM looks exactly like someone taking steroids for more than a week or so would look. I agree with you, though, that they should extend the same leeway to the women. I can't imagine how shitty production would be to an actress who, for example, showed up from maternity leave without having lost every single ounce of baby weight. (And the shitty level would be epic if JFP was running things.) At minimum, that actress would absolutely not be given any love scenes until the weight came off.

Seriously, show? Seriously? I don't even like Maya, and I'm pissed that we didn't get to see her reaction to the Sasha secret. Come on! That's just good soap, and you left it out completely? But, don't worry, I'm sure we'll get Pam, Charlie, and Katie all reacting to that bit of news instead.

I could not stand Sarah her first few seasons. Between being firmly planted up Kenny's backside, desperate for his attention, and then how shitty she and Laurel were to Cara Maria, for no good reason, I just could not stand her. But, at some point over her last couple seasons, she grew on me. It was probably her unrivaled enthusiasm for every weird stunt this show has them do. "I"m going to be running on top of a moving semi truck? Awesome!" She knows what she signed up for and loves every minute of it, unlike a lot of other cast members. Screwing over John certainly helped, as well.

Thomas going on and on to Caroline about how they "created" Douglas was making my skin crawl.

Maybe it's just me, but I think that "taking advantage" is just a polite way of saying he raped her. He took advantage of her inebriated state to get something from her that was not on offer when she was sober and awake.

I wish someone would point out to her that it there was something still going on there, maybe Nathan might have sought out Claudette back when she decided she needed to be with that passive aggressive asshole Spinelli again? Did WDV pull a Tribbiani in that interview and now he's being written out? (I'm sure some of you can understand why I couldn't bring myself to wade through a two part joint interview from the two of them.)

Could they kiss ass any more with that "amazing chemistry" line? Bonus points if you read it when it's alongside the picture of them both making pig faces at the camera.

KSt being pregnant IRL right now would definitely make her real life far juicier than her onscreen life.

Agreed. A rape victim may have various reasons for not acknowledging what happened to her as being rape. In Caroline's case, those reasons could include things like not wanting to think of herself as a rape victim, not wanting Ridge to kill his son, her own confusion/shame over what happened, and just not wanting to think about it.

And this is how we know Alexis and Nik are related.

I'm almost positive that we're going to get something along these lines. I'll be shocked if we don't. Bill cheer leading for Wyatt/Steffy was odd. But, I guess, it's nice to see him take up for his "other" son for once. Steffy's hair looks so much better now. Let's hope JMW sticks with it for more than a day.

Spinelli does love that ass.

Much like BM, WDV was way better playing evil on AMC than he'll ever be on GH.

Well, do we know how much Jane had to drink that night?

Is he working his way towards this look?

They're very specific in their moralizing. If Carly, Sonny, Jason, or Sam does something wrong to someone outside their circle, it's never as bad as anything done wrong to them. That's the golden rule of GH.

Yeah, but the barn sex on Port Charles sure was damn hot. (Of course, that was a much nicer barn.)

I think they're equally bad, but I also get why Jason would have a specific problem with him. And, at least, his having an ax to grind with Franco is more in character than his Beavis and Butthead "at least they got a great show" response to discovering someone watched him sexing up his mob moll in the barn.

At this point, we may as well have Sam and Carly on the side of the road, with Sam yelling "oh my God, they killed Jason!" as Carly shrieks "you bastards!"

I'm in that corner with you.

But was he carrying the box of pain? It's not real if he's not back to the box of pain.