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Considering that she ended her engagement in 2000, and her oldest was born on Halloween of 2001, that seems an easily debunked rumor.

I think that's part of why that obnoxious shit, Spinelli, was always able to emotionally manipulate her.

It will be bizarre if this show is simultaneously doing two storylines that GH has been doing just ahead of them. We've got Quinn sleeping with an amnesiac Liam after Liz slept with amnesiac Jason. On GH, it's believed that Sonny fathered Ava's baby (Ava being his son Morgan's girlfriend at the time, and she and Sonny had a quickie in a crypt), but a lot of viewers think we'll find out soon that Morgan's mother tampered with the paternity test and it's really his baby. We have the reverse here - son having a cringe-worthy night with his father's girlfriend, followed by the baby being believed to be the son's, but, will likely end up to be the father's. I know soaps recycle the same stories over and over, but it's weird to have two shows running two stories so close together like this. Who needs a DNA test when you have sword necklaces?

I think that every time we see someone who's done a lot of these without winning end up in a position where the win finally looks possible, they act like Cara Maria has been acting. I think it's kind of natural, when it finally seems like you have a real shot at it, to be at a kind of heightened emotional level towards the whole thing. For the first time, really, she's in a position where there's no reason she shouldn't win. She's trained for this, she and her cousin have been among the top performers all season long, she knows a lot of people were angling to get her out of there, and not only didn't they succeed in getting rid of her, but she beat John in an elimination round. I think there's a special kind of pressure when something is seen as "yours to lose," and I think that's how she's feeling. She knows she's performed well all season, she knows that everyone viewed her as a threat to win, and it gets to you. And I think the carnival game really freaked her out and threw her off her game, because it would really suck to have it boil down to "well, you didn't win because you couldn't get the beer stein in the barrel quickly enough." I think that once they got past that game and got to the third level, she was more composed.

I'm with you. I've thought from the beginning that the baby would end up being Ridge's. I still question whether anything really did happen that night or if Thomas just said it did. I'd prefer the latter. While it's still a gross violation of their friendship and trust, it's the better alternative.

I was out shopping during the show today. I gather I should just delete it and move on? I was out shopping during the show today. I gather I should just delete it and move on?

I don't think he felt bad, specifically, about Michael missing out on being a Q. But, I do think that he always felt he had to hang in there and keep an eye on Michael as he was raised by Carly and Sonny. I also don't think he would have remained all BFF with Carly were it not for Michael. He would have stuck with Sonny, I think, but the lure of Carly was always Michael for him.

And pushing his Harley. Uphill!

I'll be really disappointed if the two of them go to just "we're in love and it's all peachy" without examining any of the very real issues they've had in the past, and without figuring out what he's going to do with regard to the mob. Yeah, the kidnapping accomplice was cool with his mob life when it was the two of them. But, she's had time to live, as a mother, without the constant threat of the mob over their heads, and she's been through believing her son was dead and then his cancer. She should want better by now. It would be regressive for her to not want to know where he stands with the mob now. Also, I think she needs to be honest with him as to exactly what their issues were in the past, even the stuff that doesn't make one or both of them look particularly good. Better to get it all out there now then to let it trickle in in bits and pieces over time when someone says something he doesn't get and he finds out "oh, yeah, about that, you didn't want me to have Danny because we feared he might be Franco's via rape," or "oh, yeah, there was that time I slept with my stepfather, you slept with Liz, you two had Jake, I watched him get kidnapped, and you threatened to kill me," "but, it's all good now!"

Am I the only one who's noticed that BryDog and ThighBolt haven't proclaimed their love for each other on Twitter in weeks? I'm almost positive their love will wither and die without a steady diet of attention.

At minimum, they could have Thomas realize that, despite what he thinks about that night, it is something that Caroline feels violated by, so he needs to cut the shit about "love" and leave her alone. He shouldn't be about defending that night, and he should understand that she trusted him as a friend when she was emotional and vulnerable, and he exploited that in the absolute worst way.

But they really only half-assed it in '05, because SBu was never going to commit to really playing it. They could have done it right this time. Or they could have done something else that would have been interesting to watch. This is just so blah. Even the reunion of the greatest love story ever told is just "welp, you were in peril, so I guess I could get to know you or something," after he moseyed through a burning house like he was trying to figure out where he left his phone instead of frantically searching for someone he cares about.

Seriously. As someone who worked while my husband went to law school, I sincerely hope he dropped out after like one semester instead of 4.

Yep. The guy who raped me in college pulled the same "love" crap on me, saying how it was "beautiful" because "we're in love." Naturally, I wanted to punch Thomas in the balls when he started spouting that shit. The show definitely doesn't want to put legitimate work into fixing Thomas. "Oh, we'll just keep him off screen for a while, and then we'll bring him back on talking about how he's different now, and emphasize how he sexually assaulted his 'friend' out of love. That'll take care of it!"

And I don't get that. What a poor story telling decision. It would have been compelling to see a guy disgusted with what he's done in the past and horrified that most of the people who love him seem to want him to go right back to being the friendly neighborhood hitman. Or, hell, he should have just shown some real initiative to genuinely want to know about his past. He's just been a blank slate, ready to be whatever each person he encounters wants him to be. Hell, I'm surprised Helena had to use any mind control. She could have just spent five minutes with him, being remotely nice to him, and he would have been all "OK, I'm your henchman."

You couldn't just let me have that for a while? Yeah, I'm sure it will end up that he'll become to mob doctor or something - stitching up stab wounds and removing bullets without asking questions. Only for the "good" mob, of course.

Of all the things I've ever heard kids tease each other about, I don't ever think I've heard anything along the lines of "well your mother breastfeed you when you were an infant." Considering that, these days, the bulk of his classmates will probably have also been breastfed, it's just not a big deal. And the embarrassing picture aspect of it, well, Leo should be able to troll some old social media posts from any of those kids' parents to find far more embarrassing stuff to throw back at them. It would be his breastfeeding picture versus Billy's naked in the bath tub picture. Or Bobby beaming proudly into the camera after he's smeared his poop all over the bed, the wall, and himself. Embarrassing pictures all all over social media. A lot of parents have no filter. Now I really need to check out his scenes. Just, please, please, do not let him become a Sonny ass kisser. We're out of vacancies in the Sonny Ass Kissing Motel.

Yep. And then there's that whole cheating on Emily because she didn't get over being raped by his doppelganger quickly enough for his liking. He's been a douchebag for quite some time. I do think it started with what you're mentioning - when he and Emily shit all over Zander. That was the genesis of Nik as selfish douchebag. He's just evolved from there to the Lord of the Douches he's become.

They should all know by now that, if Liam hits a speed bump in his relationship with a woman, he doesn't go off to clear his head, he just proposes to the first woman he sees. They should be checking all the quickie wedding chapels for him.

So, I saw that Ashley Jones is doing some episodes of B&B now. The interesting (although not surprising) part of that news was that she's only shot two episodes of GH at this point. So, yeah, sounds like the Kristina/Parker story is going to be left hanging for quite some time. What great pacing, show. By the time they get back around to it, a lot of viewers will have forgotten it was even a thing. "Oh, yeah, Kristina and her professor..."

I'm sure they left a little bit of it burning so Jason and Kidnapping Accomplice can have a romantic bonfire and roast marshmallows. We can throw Maxie's dress on that.

And then he'd get pissed when he realized it was non-alcoholic beer he was chugging.

I could not stop laughing at Quinn's expectant crazy eyes when Steffy announced she had a message from Liam. As much of a mess as this story is, and it is a mess, RS is making it at least a watchable mess.

Oh, you just know that lunkhead Vince would have fallen off more than once. It would have been hilarious.

Carly would actually prefer that her sons be married to someone she feels she can control and who will always know her place (behind Carly). It's why she was so on board with Jason marrying Courtney. She felt Courtney knew her place. She would not appreciate someone too much like her with her sons, because, if she's being honest about who she is, she knows damn well what woman like her is capable of. And when she's not being honest with herself, she considers herself better than women like her. Of course, I honestly don't know who she would consider good enough for her boys - especially Michael, the crown prince.