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So you won't be offended to get messages saying "I saw Morgan not able to get it up, and I immediately thought of you"?

Oh, Quinn.... If this Nicole/Zende/Sasha thing doesn't end with Nicole walking in on Zende and Sasha and being so traumatized she loses the baby, then what's the point?

It'll probably be shown via Go Pro cameras mounted to BryDog and Kelly, and streamed via some pay online service to fund their wedding.

I can't be the only one in mortal fear that we're going to have all kinds of "someone pass the brain/eye bleach" level of "wacky hi-jinx" as Nina tries to have a baby with Franco? I'm already terrified we might have scenes of her trying to find a way to get her hands on some of his swimmers.

This is from a December 2001 interview with MB:

Aw, hell no! Say it ain't so! If they've ruined the beauty of Scott's pure hatred of Sonny, I'm going to lose it.

I won't lie - I had a few moments where I considered leaving my husband for this gif.

And he's going to have to actually wake the hell up. It's always been said it was Angel Boris he was talking about.

You know Guza would have never forgotten the tiny low cut tank top, along with strategic camera shots of her cleavage as the lead in and exit to each and every scene.

Yeah, McBain/Sam sucked hard. He had amazing chemistry with Anna, though.

"Welp, I guess I just live down here now. Better get comfy!" The amount of stupid in this show is astounding.

Will this new character, like Silas, serve as a sleep aid for the audience? Or does ME plan on showing up awake and alert for this one?

Well, she has to cool her jets down there until Jason is done at the hospital with Liz and Jake so he can come to the house to rescue her, and they can have their romantic reunion among the literal rubble of Liz's life. How can we all get the story if they don't hammer us over the head with absurd symbolism? Sweet baby Jasus, Mother Nature, why did you have to let the show come in clear as a bell so I can witness Michael gushing over how nice it's been these past few months to get close to the stutterbarking asshat who murdered his father?

What's the over/under on how soon we have a scene of Sam and WhoeverTheHellMEIsThisTime saying some version of "do I know you?"

I still think FV thinks he was hired to produce some mash up of PC and OLTL, not GH.

It's been storming all day here. Right when GH started, my DirecTV service started getting shaky. It's like even Mother Nature knows I should just stop watching this shit.

Maybe that's the real surprise - "hey, we got the characters back. You can just start calling Franco Todd now. Call Kiki whatever the hell you want to call her."

Am I the only one who snorted when he assured ME that he has "something good" for him to do? Because we all know that means it will blow extra hard.

I'm almost afraid to find out what he's back to do and who he'll be this time.

He's still just an apprentice there, though. If he was fully like his father, they would have done it on Rocco's changing table or something. Seriously, have the proper authorities disposed of Michael's old couch yet?

Watch, the resolution to this will be that it was an extended extra credit test for Kristina, and she failed. And then we'll just all never speak of it again.

Instead of a get a grip friend, NLG has a lose your grip bottle.

I can't. Is Grease really the hill she wants to die on? I mean, yeah, it's not very Women's Lib-oriented, by any means. But, come on, it's set in the 50's. And, I'm as progressive as anyone, but, as a child of the 70's, I will cut anyone who wants to come after Grease. It's not meant to be deep, NLG. The fact that it's being done as a live event on Fox should have clued you in there. Simmer down.

As long as Nany and Camilla are there with their SO's. Could you imagine the hot mess of John with his actual girlfriend surrounded by all of his Challenge girlfriends and their SO's?

Clearly they both like pasta. What are the odds?