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Was it manufactured by Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc?

Good point. This woman just lost her mother, and now, if she sleeps with Dante, there are decent odds that the family she does have left is going to look at her with scorn for being the "tramp who slept with her cousin's husband." She doesn't need the kind of emotional upheaval that goes with being in this role when she's still likely recovering from losing the only family she's ever really known. As for Lulu, I think her adventure desire is absolutely tied to that whole Spencer thing, versus her actually genuinely being an adrenaline junkie. She knows that her father resents settling down like they did shortly before having Lulu (because Heaven knows he's not a good enough father to her to not make that clear to her). She probably feels like the reason she's the "lesser" child to Luke is because he sees her as the reason the family couldn't go on their adventures anymore. So if she goes on adventures now, she's somehow proving herself to him and showing him that she's not the anchor dragging the family down anymore. And then, maybe, he'll love her as much as he loves Lucky. That also ties into why she's listening to Luke's "we can't tell Dante, he's a cop!" thing. She loves Dante, but she knows Luke's scorn for the police. So she's not going to be the one who brings a cop in against her father's wishes, even if that cop is her husband. It's stupid, but it's the only reason I can think of for her being dumb enough to go along with that whole thing. I lost a few posts I was quoting, but someone suggested that Dante should have at least left Lulu a message that he'd seen the hotel room, so she knows what he's thinking before he goes off and screws her cousin. And that would have made him look a lot less icky, in my opinion. If he left the message, but Lulu didn't get it (or got it right before she was taken hostage and didn't get a chance to respond), then we'd have Dante at home thinking "well, her not even bothering to call back and dispute it tells me all I need to know." Then, at least, it's reasonable for him to think their marriage is over. Right now, as bad as the hotel room thing looked, he still has no genuine proof and hasn't given her a chance to explain. Plus, he's a cop, and what he knows right now is that Laura showed up unexpectedly, she and Luke then dropped this out of the blue "reunion" on Tracy in the middle of Luke and Tracy celebrating being together again. Now, Luke, Laura, Lulu, and Dillon are all out of town with no real communication back home, and what is being communicated back home is a lie. Yes, he can contemplate that Lulu is having an affair, but shouldn't other possibilities be on his radar? Especially knowing the Spencer family's history of adventures and all the various bad guys who have been in and out of their lives?

I actually think the show has done a decent job of showing that what the kids might initially view as Katy being "flaky" or whatever is her actually working her butt off to provide a roof over her daughter's head. She isn't always around for things because she has to work. She was missing out on Maya's birthday party because she was trying to work extra shifts to buy her a locket. And Topanga (and then Shawn) pointed out that while Shawn buying the clothes for Maya is the more "fun" thing, Katy works her butt off to provide all those every day things that kids take for granted - food, shelter, electricity, etc.

Seriously, though, where was this Aly when Rick and Maya were making her bring them dessert in bed and give foot rubs??

It would make a lot of sense to me if that was the kind of direction this was going. We know she had a thing for him when she first hit town. She went completely apeshit over Hope sleeping with Wyatt. And now she's losing her shit over Steffy/Liam. She has Liam up on a pedestal, and it's OK for him to be with a "good girl" like Ivy or Hope (provided they treat him to her liking). But she can't deal with someone like Steffy getting her hooks into him. I'd ordinarily not be OK with it, but since Steffy, Thomas, and Taylor were all "not a real Forrester" about Brooke's side of the family, screw them. Payback's a bitch.

I'd laugh if Michael finds out and keeps quiet, because he knows that Jason being alive would be the ultimate gift to Carly and Sonny.

Oh, NuDillon is definitely the slightly stupid dog. Lulu is Scrappy.

This is one of the few spoilers that I absolutely cannot believe Ron would actually do. Monica on screen and getting to rip into someone who has done her family wrong? It's simply not allowed. But I triple dog dare the Prince of Douchey Tides to tell Monica his bullshit about the Q family not really caring about Emily. I hope she snatches that dead animal right off his head and smacks him repeatedly in the face with it.

Sonny: "Who?"

This story would be SO much more interesting if that was the way things were going.

At least he's not sleeping with Dr. O? (That was not a challenge, Ron!)

I understand that writers can't control if an actor decides to leave at the end of their contract. But...a responsible writer who knows how long an actor is signed for should be able to complete at least one story line for the character before the actor has the chance to skip out. If Ron can't get his Jake is Jason story completed before Billy bolts (if he does), I will laugh and laugh.

TG would have loved for that to be Luke's swan song - literally burning PC to the ground on his way out the door.

I agree, Jake being alive doesn't undo Luke's behavior when he believed he had killed him while driving drunk. The horrible shit he said to everyone involved after Jake's "death" isn't undone because "oh, hey, it turns out Jake didn't die!" At the end of the day, he thought he killed his grandson, and he pretty much gloried in it.

Or Joss. Or the chupacabra. Or just stuff him in a tree.

When it comes to Cujo, lightning has let me down many, many times.

Why is Aly dressed like a 15 year old goth boy circa 1998? Well, Waffle Pong, enjoy your great love with Steffy. Because that bitch is going to be making passive aggressive "jokes" about your marriage for a long damn time. Bonus points for her "I like you to be able to tell us apart" line. But, at the same time, don't worry, Steffy. No way anyone could mistake one of you for the other.

It could actually show some character growth if she does have a problem with the way he's come to her now. She knows that Liam never 100 percent chose her during the Triangle of Doom. Their first marriage was the result of manipulation. The second was because she was pregnant. Neither involved him passionately declaring that she's the only one for him and he can't live without her. I'm sure, with Hope out of the picture completely, she had it in her head that she should just be his first and only choice now. And, first, he flat out turned her down (during her last brief stint) because he loved Ivy (seriously, do you even remember that, Waffle Pong?) Then, she returns to town, and he marries Ivy after leading her to believe they could have a go at a relationship. That all had to leave her feeling like, once again, he's never just going to passionately declare his love for her and only her. Then, he shows up and tells her his marriage is over. She probably had an instant reaction of "oh my God, he's finally choosing me and only me! He's even going to let Ivy risk deportation!" Then he keeps talking, and she hears the rest of the story. And his coming to her didn't happen without a boost from Ivy. Ivy told him they didn't need to stay married, and Ivy said she didn't want to be with him if he wanted to be with Steffy. Since Steffy knows Liam is a waffle (after all, she exploited his waffle side to manipulate him into being with her more than once in the past), this is starting to sound to her a lot like he didn't "choose" her so much as Ivy gave him a nice push out the door. That doesn't feel anything like him declaring his undying love for her and only her. Add in that Ivy looks like the "good girl" here, because she didn't hide her changed citizenship status from him to keep him, and I could see why a Steffy who has learned from her past with Liam would be wondering exactly how completely he's into her. She's already spent years playing understudy to one good girl. And this new good girl? She has no hangups about having sex with Liam, so Steffy can't even leverage sex as a selling point to tip the scales in her favor. And even if she hasn't matured much, it still has to sting that she still hasn't completely "won" him over another woman. My guess is that she will now want him to grovel a whole lot, to prove that he will fight to be with her.

This could all be saved for me if Monica finds out and sends CPS after Sonny's ass. Sadly... ...instead, her damn boyfriend is probably going to just sign off on the unfit alleged father being handed the baby with no procedure needing to be followed. And he wouldn't let Maxie have her baby because she was dating a cop. If Ron wants to give me headaches, he could just send someone to icepick my skull and eliminate the extra pain that is watching this shit. I know this is a typo, but I love it, because, well, let's be real, Sonny would protect Avery with her own life. Protecting her with his own life is a little below his pay grade.

That was me. I still stand by it. Helena is just that twisted. I'm almost morbidly curious if Ron would dare to retcon Jake's accident as a Legion of Doom plot all along, despite the fact that there is just no real believable way they could write Helena and company as being able to have predicted that Jake would run out into the road at that precise moment. "Pay no attention to what you've seen on your screens, peasants. I'm telling THIS story now!"

I think Luke's made it pretty clear over recent years that he as no interest in a functional, healthy relationship.

She could have said Dillon was going along because he wanted to confront Luke about ditching his mother like that.

Since I haven't seen anything about Jane leaving, it could be a love story about them in the sense that he ends up leaving town and disappearing to protect her for some reason. Or he dies, but not before telling her how he feels? Ron has kind of a twisted thought process, so the way it ends up being a "love story" about Tracy and Luke could be something totally different than any of us would think. But my guess is it will come down to being about affirming Luke and Tracy's love while not actually ending with them together in any way.

If the wedding favors aren't little mini chocolate Daytime Emmy's, it'll be such a disappointment.

"Oh my God, Morgan, do you have a traumatic brain injury, too?"