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Does she also now think her mother was the backbone of FC or something? She was ranting about how this is not what her mother and grandmother stood for. I'll give her having claim to her grandmother being at the heart of the company (not that I'm saying Stephanie would be on her side), but Darla? Honey, you can bitch about what Mommy would want if someone is doing something you don't approve of at Spectra (if it even still exists).

If he's playing 2 years younger than he is, that gives them about a 4 year window to age him up, although it will work best if they manage to do it right around the time of a growth spurt. But, yes, styling him differently and maturing his dialogue will go a long way.

Clearly he knows how this show works. If you're not in Sonny's world, you're not going to be a leading character for more than a few weeks.

I'm going to put my money on

Yeah, the only way Cory won't somehow still be involved in the girls' school is if Augie's also aged up and he's his teacher. But, I think that's a long shot. The show is about Maya and Riley, so he'll somehow be in the thick of things with them at school. If he's not their teacher, then he's going to have to be Principal or VP. Speaking of Augie, though, if we're time jumping, what are they going to do with him? (Unless the actor is actually older than Augie is supposed to be now?) I don't see them wanting to recast the role. And if they plan on Ava being his Topanga, then they have to age her right along with him.

I won't care if they "Helena" away an explanation, as long as Josslyn's kidneys are evil and somehow make her kill Sonny and Carly in their sleep. I'd be the one sitting in there going "the bears. I know you're not going to actually get bears to eat my family, you don't have that kind of budget. Now, if you asked if I preferred Franco and Carly or my family drowning in cheap gray paint, then I'd have to give it more thought."

So his new excuse is that we just don't want it enough? That's why his show sucks?

And "she's my cousin. I wish she could be supportive of me during my pregnancy...since my mom isn't here to support me. Because she's dead. And she always wanted to be a grandma. But she's dead."

Personally, I "stand" them by spending all of their scenes imagining Lightning entering the scene and finally coming through for me, followed by GhostAJ cackling with glee. And Valerie, please. That's some manipulative "your wife is such a big meanie, you just know she's going to be bitchy to me for the deep meaningful lovemaking we shared while her skankass was off with Dillon lying to you" shit she's going to be pulling. "Look at poor innocent me, who was just trying to be there for you, and now I'm going to be the victim!"

I'm starting to think that it's one of Maya's parents who will die here.

TJ must have found the laundry basket full of sheets that Duke was sleeping in, washed them and changed all the sheets in the house.

Knowing Ron, she'll find out that the kidneys Joss got were made out of corn.

This made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes:

Those poor Days viewers... I love that she mentioned Shawn's poor aim.

Can we somehow transfer that tattoo right on over to BryDawg? He needs it.

I think she got an assist from Steffy. She went over there with her parachute army men and cha cha cha. When faced with the inspiration of Maya and Steffy's FUN!!!!, they were ready to agree to anything the ladies requested.

Avery's internal monologue "Shit! Which one? Which one????"

I know I've missed bits and pieces, but, if I understand what I've seen - Carly took Joss for her 5/4 year cancer checkup, found out she's cancer free, and then dumped Joss who knows where so she could hightail it over to Sonny's to celebrate with him and Avery?

KeMo better watch out if he suddenly starts taking a lot more auditions than usual. Forget "do I smell someone else's perfume on you?" It's "is that a script in your hands??"

Don't lose hope. He left Y&R while he was still dating a co-star there.

The embryo should be the one thing Helena has done (if it does exist) that is too far for Nik. Yeah, he's doing a lot of awful shit, but being cool with his grandmother and father assaulting his little sister in that manner is just a whole other level.

Other than Tracy, I feel like they would all have to be people who we've never seen on screen before. (Is that what you mean?) Because Tracy is the only one in town that we've never seen drink the Holy Hitman Kool Aid.

That's really the only acceptable return of his memories story for me. How boring and pointless if he just goes right back to being the Holy Hitman. I want him to look at everyone who enabled and supported his homicidal self in disgust and horror - Carly and Sonny should get the bulk of it, but he should be disgusted with Sam and some others, too. I also want him to apologize to Monica in a big way (and a monologue in the crypt to Alan and AJ wouldn't hurt, either) for treating his family like crap and looking down his nose at them while he was out killing people in the employ of the fucking moobster. And then I want him to bring both Danny and Jake over for extended visits with Grandma, sitting with her and the boys while she tells them about Alan, AJ, Emily, Edward, and Lila. Michael and Tracy can join in, too. Seriously, I'm going to be SO pissed if he just goes right back to exactly who he was before he took that beautiful roll off the docks and out of our lives. What would be the point?

"I'll warm her up for you son. Or do you need some guidance to help get in there? I'll direct you. At least strap this GoPro on before you start." Well, going by that, at least we have the Liam/Wyatt dates to look forward to.

We can throw Britt in for you, too, if you'd like. Someone, please assure me there's a good sturdy set of stairs in the PCPD.