KerleyQ

I liked JaSam way back when they first started, when she was pregnant with Sonny's spawn. Since then, I've gone from being bored to actively annoyed by them. I'll go really unpopular now and say that, today, they did absolutely nothing for me. It's like the show is just going through the motions to get from one agenda item to the next in their wrap up of a story that should have either been wrapped up 6 months ago or never written in the first place, and BM could not be less invested in it.

Now, now, Sonny can always become Wheelchair Boxing Champion of the World.

I'm sure the tree Robin left Emma in has a vacancy.

I'm guessing that a large part of that loyalty lies more with the fans and her long time co-stars than the show (and definitely more than anyone currently running the show).

Nobody at Bloomingdales could figure out how creepy that was without getting a lot of negative customer feedback?

"You can't do that in front of the baby!!!"

I'm not surprised. I also can't say I blame him. And his mother's. That kid was screwed from the get-go.

The only way it will all make sense is if Patrick isn't Patrick. (Or if he's under some Helena mind control.)

I haven't watched all of today yet...are you all saying that Carly actually called Jason to come running because she has a problem? Like he doesn't have enough heavy shit on his plate to deal with? She really expects him to just set all that aside and come running to dry her tears and fix things for her and Sonny? Run, Jason. Run now. I did, however, see Jason saying that, from what he's heard about Jason, he's not sure he wants to be him. Please don't let that ever change.

I think they recast because they wanted someone who looked a little softer than DG. He not only portrayed an edgier Michael, the part. I think it was part of their effort to make Michael more sympathetic after his time in prison.

Is anyone on this show really a "good person"? It's mostly "this person is less awful than most of the people in town," really. For the bulk of her time in town, Liz has qualified as "less awful than most of these people."

Watching it reminds me that it was damn near impossible to feel bad for Michael getting sent to prison. He acted like such a tool at that point.

Nicole is testing already? Did the writers learn everything they need to know about surrogacy from a Friends episode? Is Nicole's body also faster than modern medicine?

This has greatly improved my day.

I think that, at this point, Liz is so stressed and worried about anything and everything that can go wrong that she probably can't even distinguish what is a real threat and what is just her imagination thinking someone or something is a threat to blow this whole thing up. Hayden makes her jumpy, but everything makes her jumpy at this point.

Jake isn't mentally incompetent in some way. This isn't the men using Kate/Connie when they knew damn well she was mentally ill. I don't think an amnesia victim is incapable of giving consent. Is Liz violating his trust in this bullshit story? Yes. But I don't see this being rape.

I so need Mac to get this kind of moment with Robin's return. Well, second only to the moment I most want for him - that Robin is bringing an alive Georgie with her.

I was laughing at how much he seemed to really not want this to be true. Not that I blame him. Who wants to be told "you were a hired killer for the mob! Yay!!"?

I think it is. Because we even see actresses who have been pregnant (like LG) and would know better - that it's not normal for pregnant women to be walking around constantly rubbing their bellies like that. The only other reason I can think of is that it's something they're instructed to do, as a kind of short hand to occasional or new viewers to make it clear "this character is pregnant."

I feel like someone should tweet this to FV. Daily.

I'm pretty surprised he didn't. "Get me and Kelly guest roles. As a couple! And we can totally do it onscreen!" (Yeah, I've found the lines between BryDog and Morgan have completely blurred for me.) He probably already thinks they're made of chocolate. That's why he wants one so badly.

You missed this:

Thanks Nathan! Sweet baby Jasus, can someone just hand BryDog an Emmy now so we can be spared the "Bryan Craig Emmy Train" for the next several months?

I'll even give them credit if they threw that detail in not only to explain how quickly she was able to get this, but also throw back to it when we find out that Avery is really Morgan's (not a spoiler, just my speculation). I've always believed Carly had a hand in that DNA test, so finding out she has a doc who owes her favors fits right into that theory.

If they want it to be Paul and not reveal it yet, they could always have that be why Robin leaves town - to go into hiding, because they don't know who's after her. Then they'll just play out the resolution to her story without her, because, why not?