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I'll even give them credit if they threw that detail in not only to explain how quickly she was able to get this, but also throw back to it when we find out that Avery is really Morgan's (not a spoiler, just my speculation). I've always believed Carly had a hand in that DNA test, so finding out she has a doc who owes her favors fits right into that theory.

If they want it to be Paul and not reveal it yet, they could always have that be why Robin leaves town - to go into hiding, because they don't know who's after her. Then they'll just play out the resolution to her story without her, because, why not?

The sad thing is, every time someone has gone on one of those kinds of truth-telling "you people all suck" benders, they just "wise up" and remember how awesome everyone in town really is (you know, now that that fatso AJ is dead, because he was really bringing down the town's average).

Oh for fuck's sake. Mama and Papa Avant were my last hope for sanity.

I just want to know how it became a thing that any question you don't have an answer for is a "gotcha" question. More of the legacy of Palin, I guess? And, yes, how are we supposed to believe any of them can lead this country when they can't handle the stress of being asked questions by a couple debate moderators in a room over 67 degrees? They think that's an unbearably stressful situation, and they want us to put them in charge of our military and the nuke codes? TDS lampooned them perfectly. It's just a shame that the media isn't doing the same. We're just seeing their whining and not anyone (other than President Obama) pointing out how absurd it is that people trying to land the single most stressful job in this nation can't handle a little sweat and thinking. I mean, how does anyone let them get away with that "oh, the Dems' debate was so softball!!" whining without listing some of those questions we from Anderson Cooper that we saw TDS run through? It's like Trump has bullied the media so much with his "I'm going to take my ball and go home" behavior that nobody is willing to call any of them out on their blatant lying.

They'll probably give her a job at the hospital and then it will be "What? You whiny bitches wanted more stuff in the hospital. Now we've given you Sonny's hospitalization and Nina working there. Two of our biggest stars focused on the hospital! Is there no pleasing you people?"

I had to go out, so all I saw of that whole thing was Carly saying she wanted the DNA run to compare it to "the man in this picture." I laughed for a solid few minutes at the idea that Carly would think you can run DNA against a picture.

All her mother should have to say to her is "once you give birth to this baby, there will never be a day in your life where you cough or sneeze and don't immediately worry you're going to piss yourself a little bit." Game over.

Only cheating harlots don't fold their clothes properly in their hotel room. Everyone knows that. I feel like I can't even call this current character Dillon. He is so not Dillon.

I apologize in advance for my answer. You should probably just look away now and not read it... I'm pretty sure Luke used a bedroom on the HS. I could swear I remember some Luke/Skye sex happening in a HS bedroom, but I wouldn't stake my life on it. (I'll stake Franco's life on it!) "And, by the way, thank you for that whole misunderstanding thing in Canada. I had been dying to get your husband into bed, and it was really looking like it wasn't going to happen for me, until you went on that whole trip to rescue your brother. So, thanks for that. Do you know who the villain was that was ultimately in control of that whole mess? I'd like to send them flowers. Maybe an Edible Arrangement. My Mom loved those Edible Arrangements. She died, you know."

That spoiler doesn't really surprise me. I've been saying all along that him being told he's Jason isn't going to change his feelings instantly. Deciding he needs to get away and figure out where he goes from here is probably the smartest (and most proactive) thing he'll have done since he woke up as "Jake."

Isn't Nicole trying to get into modeling, too? Or has that already gone out the window? Because there's one more consideration in this whole thing - the changes the pregnancy will bring about in her body. Yes, a lot of young, fit women have zero problem getting back into shape, but what if Nicole isn't so lucky? What if she gets stretch marks that just won't go away? That kind of thing will impact her ability to model.

The only thing I can remotely think of is that she thinks she can finally have a Jason who isn't Sonny's right hand man. Which, I guess, is kind of similar to how RC wrote the two Todds thing over on OLTL - Tea finally got her Todd in the fake Todd - one who wasn't always about Blair and who had no sexual hangups with her.

There was really just no reason to do the angle of Liz knowing (or at least not as soon as she did). Wasn't there enough angst for JaSam with him not knowing who he is and Nik knowing (and tying it all into the ELQ story that she was investigating)? Not only is it unnecessary character trashing, but it's made the story drag out WAY longer than it should have.

I remember actually feeling positive about the show back then. We had AJ and Liz. We had Michael bonding with AJ and rooting for him to be with Liz. And then it just all went to hell.

Damn I miss them. Why the show ruined that, I'll never understand.

Agreed. GV wasn't as good as JJ, but JJ as Lucky was kind of one of those lightning in a bottle castings. The problem with GV's lucky wasn't all on GV. The writing was terrible for his Lucky because, to Guza, Lucky wasn't worth anything without JJ in the role. GV was never going to reach JJ's level of success in the role, but he was miles better than JY, he had chemistry with a lot of the cast, and he could have been better with better writing behind him.

I was just coming to post the same thing. Praying for him and his loved ones.

But, but, he has "the darkness"!

This. Exactly this. The only reason they had Sam look bad for a bit back in 2007 was because they feared KeMo wasn't staying. Once it was determined that she was staying, the show launched into action to repair Sam and put her back with Jason. In my opinion, Liz still hasn't done anything to Sam as bad as what Sam did that summer, but there will be zero acknowledgment of that when this whole mess comes out. It will be all about Liz being the worst, pathetic, desperate, and crazy. There will be zero self-reflection from Sam that she did at least as bad to Liz (worse, but I have zero hope the show would ever acknowledge that what Sam did was worse). It will be all about Liz becoming the crazy speed bump to "JaSam 4-Ever!!" People will line up to tell her how bad she did poor, Sainted Sam. I don't mind if they give most of the perspective in this reveal to the Q's, but they won't. It will be all about Sam with a side of Cujo and the Moobster. Have I mentioned lately how very much I want Jake to turn out to not be Jason? Not that there's much hope of it, but, come on, Billy Miller, you want out of this shit show so they'll have to make your character not Jason after all.

Well, yes, of course. The Raya baby should have a virginal birth, come into life pure and saintly.

The computer probably just pulled that picture out of Spinelli's spank bank. "Oh, we don't have to work hard on this, you have 1,000 pictures of someone who matches this bone structure. Here, I'll use your favorite. No, wait, that's an ass shot. Here, this one."

But that wouldn't be a costume. That's just their every day thing. Or they could pull the same shit GH did, and Nicole will talk to the doctor into keeping her secret, and let Rick and Maya go on thinking this is the baby she agreed to carry for some length of time. Eventually, Zende figures it out and he wants to raise his baby, not just hand it over to Rick and Maya.

At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if they make it Valerie who really set it up. I just don't think the show is very interested in doing much with her, so why not have her go obsessive stalker for a short arc and then usher her off screen? Right after I posted that, I realized that "short arc" has no place on this show. So, long arc?

"Hey, Mom, can you write a check to this film crew so I can be filmed sexing up this chick I just met?" Sonny and Carly have done a fine job raising that idiot. He's the son they deserve (well, second in place as "son they deserve" to "one who would kill them in their sleep.")