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My avatar would be my kitty katkins if the powers that be let me because it's too large. She's living in her downstairs apartment over the fridge for the summer.

I'm sorry if I'm one of those who turned you off after my rant about the Sparkle Show. I've often felt the same way after reading here but when I watch the show I find things to like. For instance, Chad humiliating Jar jar was a thing of beauty that day, and I kind of enjoyed Nicole's rescue because there was some action and thankfully all the menfolk put the pieces together quickly. Note to self: Always wear great underwear in case someone puts you in an oven. Xander being shot in the back of the head was great too. Nick being thrown into the river was one of the best scenes of all time. I'm not about to give up a show I've watched for 35 years.

This is what confuses me. So, Chad is just pretending to insult Jar Jar even though he's really attracted to that species, just to piss off Stephono who wants her in the family for unknown reasons? I totally agree about EJ. Damn, he was sexy and I loved him with Nicole. He treated her a hell of a lot better for the most part.

Because Ben has the JJ syndrome: This girl is so much better than I am! Clyde reinforces it daily. Boway that's some classy girl you got there. What's infuriating is how Stephono is fighting for her too as if she's some kind of genetic prize. Is KM screwing the entire writing staff or something? I have to say, the writers have given Chad some really great lines.

I got the ickiest feeling when they were sitting at the table and Paul was telling him he was going to stay in Salem regardless, and begging Sonny for love again. And it hit me suddenly - because they've done such a great job of destroying Will I guess - that this is the man his husband cheated with begging him for love. And Sonny kept trying to leave, looked pained and had to say yet again that he is MARRIED. We can start over, WTF? Creepy as hell. I hate this triangle and it's gone on waaayyyy too long. We had a lot of great discussions about it a couple of months back but I was over it even then. On top of that, the same day we got the pointless Brady/Sparkle bonding over manly things. I hope they hate each other. Soon. Sparkle's "I pretended to hit that" regarding Theresa just about made me puke. I mean, the Sparkle Show the other day was so damned boring I would have preferred a repetition of an interesting conversation in its place. As for Dirty Dan, you all have said it better than I ever could.

Every time Dirty Dan says I'm DONE! Bless you if you can drink every time Slappy leaves her pants at home when seeing a man.

At least she used to have Pookey to talk to. And no I don't know want to know what happened to him.He was probably a better kisser. Eric could be the bridesmaid. And Dingy would be the one squatting on the rug in the corner.

Sami was right about a lot of things.Mar and Jawn in particular. Not everybody liked her but we're still talking about her and I grew up with Sami and Lucas. Too bad she coddled her son though, I'm guilty of that.

With virgin rings upon completion.

I'm still saying this whole thing is being played for laughs, what with Boris and Natasha after them. They just can't pull it off like they used to in the 80's and 90's. My city is about 100K people and we have a century old amusement park right on the bay with rides I was on 50 years ago as soon as I could sit up. Vintage bumper cars too. Anyway, until recently those rides were 10 cents a ticket and I think it might cost you a buck to ride the Zippin Pippin roller coaster. Being so affordable it's not uncommon for entire extended families to spend the day there, kegs and all. Not exactly a "kegger" but it happens. I can't be done with crazy eyed Shreweena soon enough. It doesn't help she reminds me of someone I worked with.

I'd already seen Parvo Puppy but boy what a Googly Eyes sighting. Straight on she was sitting in the front to the left of the plaintiff but they had the plaintiff/defendant shot from the side lined up so she was exactly in the middle. She didn't move her head but those eyes kept going back and forth. Googly eyes is the dark helmet hair with bangs, no glasses, right? She must be out there somewhere on social media. Well, Parvo Puppy didn't have parvo and this girl got a good schooling. She looked like nobody had ever said no to her in her life. She and her ken doll boyfriend looked like they were going to a wedding reception, not court. I can't pin down her annoying "accent" but she kept adding vowels to the end of her words. She looked awfully moist in the hallterview. But first we had the fabulous Mr. Green (?) who famously turned his disgusting coworker twice for patient abuse. Hard one to watch but I suspect JJ was documenting the facts closely on national television in the hope something more would be done to investigate the abusive POS who would crack a disabled person's skull. He should be in jail yet he has the temerity to sue the person who turned him in. As for Mama Borges I honestly believe she is that clueless.

Yeah I thought it was a rerun with Phill Candles Now?

That's why I said this could have been played for laughs. I like to think they tried. Oh Mags? She didn't sit in a rocking chair ordering people around she just called her room designer and said blue ducks or something boyish and that was that. I don't give her credit for even sitting in the room. They've played her illnesses a lot and I hope she dies alone packing her bags like Mickey. I really want to hit Dan now. Except he deserves to do my colonoscopy because he can do anything.

Serena's bug eyed crazy but yeah throwing the object into the sofa was dangerous for Ari and lame at the same time.

Sami wanted to slap Ciara very, very badly. I regret she didn't. It would have done Hope a big favor.

A good loofa LMFAO. They did talk about calling the police but Nicole said let's get out of here first. Immediately she said wait and got her ankle grabbed. The scene could have come across as pretty campy like when Calliope and Eug got into trouble - especially with Xander's I'm coming to get youuuu... It didn't work. Again I'm catching up on shows because I checked in 3x yesterday and each time Xander was choking Nicole. And Damn Dan the Man with the arms in the door refusing to let maniacal Shrewna leave. The only thing worse was... SPIT IT OUT ALREADY SHREWENA. Will writing about the quack doctor? While I wouldn't buy him researching something like ISIS, why does every goddamned article have to be about his personal life as if anyone cares. I get it that he's not writing for a serious publication but all he's ever done is expose his family and that's Slappy Blog material. I'll bet it's a blog because she's so AMAZING. SLog?

I don't know that Nick's prison rape was an afterthought at all. It was used to explain his homophobia toward Wilson as well as his obsession with "saving" Gabi. Because wimmin get abused and saved alternately on this show. Forgive me if I forget the exact details but wasn't the prison abuse the whole reason they got kidnapped on the island and Will saved Nick and Sonny delivered Ari? We just didn't know about it up front.

I thought she said she talked with SU and qualified to live on campus with Daphne. I assume it was a paid internship. Not that Eve would have a problem paying for her. She tried to call and get financial aid for Stanford at the last minute too so she could get out and Always Ratty didn't let her. I'm just glad she moved out of Eve's ratty apartment and away from ratty Eve.

Paige is too young to need a pizza delivery guy fantasy. The bj joke was really needed today, thanks Rick "night" Kitchen.

Yes she does. And I like her shoulders and women's curves too. I'm talking about the clothes. btw Jenn's blue print dress looked cute.

Middle aged women approaching 50 don't have sex with an 18 year old. Period. Especially if he's dating your daughter. But I agree KDP has sold it better than some one else might have.

I have to admit, I have a vintage Speedo tank that resembles Nicole's wetsuit from the other day. I should retire it unless it's supposed to be back in now. 80's and all that. I don't keep up. But racerback does no favors to her shoulders and I don't get why people can't dress her. Liked Chad's jeans, we don't see them much on the show. Always with the grey sheets. And a very minor grey sweater upgrade on the Eeyore as opposed to a12 year old's hoodie. We need a new Salem Stalker. More than the one who cut the slit out of Paige's blouse today. WTF with Shrewna's hourglass dress. I know some like curvy but what?

I'm beating a dead drum here but the featuring the Failure is only getting worse. That's why. I really want Stephono to have a grand sendoff. The whole buzz about Paul is he was suddenly a big role model so why sit in Salem. I'd think he'd do a speaking tour and invest his money in a sports related business but seeing how entitled most people are here, he doesn't have to work. Speaking of work I caught up on Kayla propping Failure and I laughed at her accusing Jar Jar of working too hard. Once a month so she could stalk Chad. Oh and her admittance she's incapable of loyalty? Pin that.

wtf is an Instagram Takover? nm, I don't want to know. Kate Mansi (nee Katherine Morris) isn't going anywhere. Ever. I just checked out her Wiki page and she's 27! Creepy photo too.

So it's not just me? I thought he was Aussie too. I have mixed feelings about a bare Clyde. But I wouldn't be the one to bare him.